Oh... Good morning neetie, didn't see you there hehe. My-my..

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Oh... Good morning neetie, didn't see you there hehe. My-my.. how many years has it been since we've graduated? So... what have you been doing with yourself lately?

Hmm.. oh? You're unemployed? And you still live with your parents.. Wow.. Ouch

Tsk-Tsk.. What's that, you just woke up? Oh... well, I'm sure being an unemployed neet for these past several years has done a number on your biological sleep rhythm, it must be really screwed up for you.

Hmmmmm.... and ... are those bags under your eyes? Wow.. you really do look like shit my dear neetie.. And.. *snif-snif*.. wow you smell disgusting too, when's the last time you took a shower and cleaned yourself up?

Hmm.. well.... I'm sure you'll really have a productive day today F5-ing imageboards and masturbating all day (smirk), after all it doesn't sound like you have much more else going on in your pathetic boring life.

I do wish you could become a productive member of society instead of leeching off your poor parents, but.. seeing the black hole that is your resume.... I don't have much hope for you dear neetie, after all what respectable employer would take a risk hiring an unemployable manchild such as yourself?

Me? Oh... well after I'm done with this report, I'll head out with my co-workers to grab a delicious, nutritionally balanced lunch at this fancy place across the street, eating out is not a problem at all for me, seeing that I'm quite well compensated for my work.

Maybe this weekend I'll go to a concert or heck even play some paintball with my work friends, sometimes it pays to let loose after a long week at work you know neetie?

And tonight I'll probably take my girlfriend out too, thankfully my active social and professional life enables me to meet quite a few women, unlike you. I don't believe you even ever had a girlfriend do you my dear neetie?

Well.... have fun sitting all day behind your computer again (smirk)