I FUCKING HATE MY OLDER BROTHER SO MUCH!!! >FINALLY got a

>>38015794
>chubby emo with huge tits

Thats my fucking type, post pics pls I promise i wont do anything with them

>mom a wardrobe fell on anon

Holy shit my sides

Sounds like your brother is 4chan in real life

Ruining other people's fun

Aren't you anarchistic types supposed to enjoy trolling and "bantz" or whatever?

>>38015794
> waaah I want sex Im a pathetic hedonist waaahwahh
Hahhaha btfoing faggot

In my senior year I went out with this guy a couple times. I didn't -really- like him that much but he was very nice and also clearly liked me a lot.

Anyways, after the movies one night he invited me to his house to watch another film. I agree and we were sitting on the couch looking through their DVDs when his older brother walked in from the kitchen.

He starts laughing and I recognize him immediately as the guy I lost my virginity to. He was senior at the time and a bit of a Chad that pumped and dumped me hard my freshman year. I suddenly realized why the house looked so familiar.

The Chad brother turns on his heel and walks back out of the room without saying anything. They guy starts apologizing and saying his brother was just a dick and not to worry about him. I get up really quickly and run outside.

The guy catches up to me and is apologizes more but I stop him and explain. He loses his shit and throws a potted plant at me. I run out of the yard and jog to the gas station nearby and have my parents pick me up there.

You should try to call her atleast. Its not your fault your brother is a bantzmaster.

>>38016546
What are the odds of both the sons in the family being gay?

>>38016685
I'm not a boy, that's mean.

>>38015794
He was doing you a favor