>pleased myself with a giant cucumber
>tfw think no man's cock will ever feel as good as this vegetable
Really?
I fuck my own butt with stuff sometimes and it never feels even 10% as hot as it felt when my gf used to finger me.
I think you are troll
Gr8 b8 m8
originalio oreo
>>38013983
you think this cucumber can lie?
>>38014053
Well if you prefer sexual contact from vegetables more than sexual contact from humans I guess it must be better
>>38013960
fucking vegans i swear to god
>>38014053
LMAOing @ your life.
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