>tfw extra horny >fapped 5 times already >still horny

Stick things up your ass.

>>38013685
Obviously it's time for you to work that boipucci of yours. You should have been assturbating from the start, if you were really that horny. It provides much more relief than masturbating with your penis.

>>38013723
>>38013716
that would make me feel gay

>>38013742
Do you want to feel gay or do you want to feel horny? Your choice, homo.

>>38013776
how do i clean it from poop? its my greatest fear

>>38013685
Fap through the pain.

>>38013716
Fuck off faggot.

>>38013795
Just do it in the bathtub and waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

>>38013830
that sounds gross man

>>38013872
Dude, don't be a homophobe. Just because it's not how you want to live your life, there's no reason to call it "gross" or think of it as any less of a legitimate lifestyle as your own.

>>38013903
i'm not talking about assplay, im talking about the poop.

>>38013942
You still sound like you're being a homophobe.

>>38013742
you become a fag the minute you made a thread

>>38013968
not my fault you're offended.

>>38013994
No one would be offended if it wasn't for you calling a legitimate lifestyle choice "gross."

>>38013685
>fapped 5 times already
Nigger I fap 10+ times a day for about 9 years now. I constantly have sores and 1 to 7 or 8 little wounds that turn white idk why, but I don't stop! No pain no gain.

>>38014011
i never said gays are gross, i said cleaning shit out of my ass is gross. you're sensitive

>>38014049
>i never said gays are gross, i said cleaning shit out of my ass is gross
It's clear what you're implying. That'd be like saying "I never said niggers were stupid, I said people who eat fried chick and watermelon are stupid."

>>38014107
that makes absolutely no sense. all races eat fried chicken and watermelon, and clearly girls that do anal need to clean their asses as well. i dont want to touch my shit, why the fuck does that bother you? everyone has different preferences. you're just picking a fight over nothing. everyone that browses this board is a little gay by now anyways.

>>38013723
Is it really better? I've been thinking about buying a dildo but wasn't sure about it.

>>38014132
>i dont want to touch my shit, why the fuck does that bother you?
Because it's offensive to the whole LGBT+ community?
>>38014146
Yes, you definitely should buy a dildo and see what you've been missing out on.

i only fapped once but it was for 2 hours

>>38014170
not wanting to touch my shit does not mean i hate gays fucking retard. it literally means i dont want to touch my shit and thats it so fuck off.

>>38014170
What's a good dildo to start out with? You seem to have experience, can you give me some suggestions?

>>38014189
He's a faggot trying to convert everyone. Don't listen to him.

>>38014198
I'm bisexual, I'm not going to be converted as I already am

>>38014207
Bisexual is different from homosexual. You still have time to be saved.

>>38014218
Nigga shut the fuck up, my sexuality will never change, I've been like this since I was a kid. If you don't like anal play then just leave.

>>38014236
>nigga
Okay faggot.

>>38014283
>a word
Okay faggot.

>>38014307
You said nigga. That's ghetto.

>>38013685
try fingering your ass its not gay I do it

>>38014623
The black community is quite homophobic, but they're actually full of queers. Just like Muslims and rednecks.