>want advice and perspective on my problems >have no social

you go to lolcow and don't come back
we don't need no dumb roastie bitches

>>38013467
you marry me and get in my sex dungeon

Ask anywhere but /r9k/. Try /adv/.

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>>38013467
>If I'm supposed to leave this place, then where the fuck do I go?

anywhere, just get the fuck out this board

>>38013505
I relate to robots more than a bunch of normies

>>38013467
It hurts my feelings when they sperg out if they can tell I'm a girl. I shouldn't care but I love lurking and posting here. Oh well. Too bad there isn't a girl version of r9k for neet loser females.

if there ever was a real fembot, not one found out she was a girl

>>38013551
Tumblr might be just the thing you're looking for

>>38013590
Tumblr? Fuck you.

>>38013532
You will never be like us.
Just go outside.

You do not belong here. Its very simple.

>>38013551
>>38013467
Please see >>38013485
for further instructions.

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>>38013551
>It hurts my feelings
Stop saying cute shit like this. I know you're doing it on purpose to gain orbiters, I'm not gonna fall for it

>>38013551
>Too bad there isn't a girl version of r9k for neet loser females.
>what is lolcow

It's like a weird mix of r9k and tumblr and they're absolutely dedicated to gossip. It's both fascinating and terrifying to watch.

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>>38013467

i don't resent your existence but this isn't the place for you

why do your kind come here and use us as a form of entertainment? get a life

Have you ever seriously considered that this is just not the right community for you? If everyone wants you to go, what makes you think you belong here? And then you have the audacity to make a thread like this where you complain that you deserve to be treated a certain way? Sort yourself out. And don't be surprised people assume you are an attention whore.

>>38013709
>>38013485
lolcow is fun for gossip, but most of the posters have their shit together. They have jobs, friends, boyfriends. It's not really a great place to post if you are a loser.

>>38013781
>but most of the posters have their shit together
I'm reading some of their threads right this moment and most of them are a mess.

How many fucking threads like this have there been recently. For years I've seen "I HAVE A VAGINA, ASK ME ANYTHING" threads reach hundreds of replies, but this sheer volume of recent "I'm a femBOT, I'm just like you guys~" threads is unusual.

Reminder to sage, thanks.

>>38013551
>Too bad there isn't a girl version of r9k for neet loser females.
Yes there is. It's called tumblr. Wouldn't advise you to go there, it's better if you stay here and make the losers mad, I find it hilarious.

>>38013467
Mentioning you're a female is a big mistake. What's your problem anyway?

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>tfw no qt lolcow gf

Why even bother living at this point?

>>38013467
Just post your problem.

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I AM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF SEEING THIS FUCKING THREAD!!
it fucking triggers me every time now. guess i'll preface this reply with this, i also am femanon. i too enjoy the community on this board for feels and humor and whatever the fuck other reasons i spend too much time on 4chan. there is a very simple way to avoid all the typical bullshit you and countless other femanons that have zero common sense bitch about day after day. do not FUCKING REVEAL YOUR GENDER, don't announce it or ask dumb questions that allude to it or any very fucking easy things that one can do blend in as it were. play the fucking pronoun game. if you are unwilling to do that and feel some deep urge to announce your gender than deal with what the fucking obvious result will be or fucking go to /soc/ or one of the COUNTLESS other anonymous platforms that will better satisfy your needy bullshit.
tits or get the fuck out stupid bitch

>>38013979
this bitch is doing it right. on a side note, this is happening only because people stopped enforcing the tits or gtfo rule. IF ITS IRRELEVANT, THE DON'T POST IT. IF IT'S RELEVANT, THEN POST TITS + TIMESTAMP IF U WANT HELP.

>>38013979
>nipple piercings

borderline personality disorder.

>>38013979
Get out you fucking whore. Disgusting that someone is gona marry the peace of shit that is you one day

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>>38013979
>actually posting tits on 4chan

We hate flat out whores even more than we hate the average female poster.

>>38013979
>tfw no fembot to titfuck

>>38013979
wow ur so special and different from the other girls good job!

>>38014030
>>38014022
>>38014008
>>38014007
>>38014000
>>38014044
>thread absolutely goes nuts
>>38013979
10/10 post

>>38013467
>know you're not welcome somewhere

>continues to come to place

conclusion : all "fembots" are masochistic whores

>>38014008
>>38014022
there you have it. this will literally always be the backlash of blasting that you are female on this board every time. so fucking lurk or blend or whatever is going to tickle your fancy or your need to be included in a community (that clearly disagrees with some crucial needs you have expressed) but this shit isn't going to change.

anyways I love you every femanon
please visit my sex dungeon someday

>want advice and perspective on my problems
you have no problems, easy mode bitch.

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>>38013979
Good post. Also good tits. I aprove

OP is a male I bet.

>>38013467
Dude, just post your fucking problem. Some people will take you seriously and reply, and most of them will do all the stuff you greentexted. Just gotta deal with it, maybe ignore the shitposters and reply to earnest replies.

>>38013467
Same. Actually I get really happy when I get a (you). Even if it's an insult or something

>>38014321
Fuck you you fucking rostie whore i love you anon i hope you have a lovely day

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>>38013551
just go on tinder where all the lonely roasties who can't land a chad husband end. join them in the quest to get dicked and thrown away because you still don't understand that you aren't something special

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>>38013467
did you even bother to look for somewhere else or are you just complaining?
your only problem is your own lack of effort.
open google - search lolcow - got to /g/
now do as pic related.

>tfw youngdoggofuckerchan will never feed you an entire bowl of eggs
life is suffering

>>38014347
Yeah thanks
Originalo

>>38013467
>Asks a question
>/r9k/

Find a normal board.

>>38013467
If you were a girl you would have a social life

>>38013979
Nice i thought fem anons was a meme

>>38013979
Pls come back and post moar