>you wake up in a van with a full arsenal of weapons >in

Dick around with the unique set of weapons.

>>38010121
Distribute security measures to ensure everyones safety

>>38010166
Step down from my position as a VIP and live a regular life

Walk the fuck out of there.

>>38010175
I don't have access to WMDs, I've invented global security protocols as I've noticed some potential for increased security.

>>38010121
Stash em and sell em

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>>38010121
Originally you ask? I'd do this.

>Filename related.

Just leave, people were pretty nice to me in high school, but I didn't really have any friends, so there'd be no point in actually going to the reunion.

>>38010227
Nothing wrong with personal security, caring about my own long term security is how I've got this far.