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>go to ice cream parlor down the street (alone)
>ask for two ice creams
>say the second one is for my gf (she loves vanilla)
>Girl working the register is a real qt
>She says "awww thats so nice of you"
>get my two ice creams
>Thank the qt and walk off
>throw the vanilla ice cream in the trash
>I dont have a gf
ive officially lost control
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>not eating both
retard
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>>38008787
this
>>38008747
you're like the obese who pretend they have friends over when they get a pizza delivery
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>>38008787
Theres no way I could finish both though
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>>38008747
I'll never understand how people like you can be so insecure. OP, nobody gives a shit if you're getting ice cream alone. Not the cashier, not the other customers, and not the homeless man walking down the street. Everyone is going about their own business.
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>>38008747
>keep doing this for a month
>come in and buy ice cream alone one day
>make sure she asks why
>start to act depressed for a week, don't show up to ice cream shop
>come back after week
>small talk qt
>ask her if you two could get coffee instead of ice cream
>girlfriend get
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>>38008747
You could have literally asked for two spoons because you'd be sharing it with your """"girlfriend."""" Try that next time with a flavor "you two" might not like so you'd just share it.
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>>38009247
This OP
It's your only chance
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>>38008747
Get them in a cup next time so you can take it home
Also make moves in that thot
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>>38008822
Had that cake for my 10th birthday. Fucking good cake
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