Who here has a chad brother/Stacy sister?
>older brother born with male model face
>was in the Marines
>dates a hot chick who's taller than him (he's 5'10")
>I'm have a round face
>greasy hair and fat
>can't not spurg out
Other robots must know this feel
>>38006814
>spurg out
sperg out?
>older brother i a chad
>always had to see him cheating on his gf
>>38006814
I now have a stacy stepsister my mother just got remarried last year and wanted me to meet her since she's starting my college soon and she wants me to watch out for her. She spent the whole time on her phone taking selfies for instagram and texting her multiple boyfriends.
>>38006814
My sister is a total Stacy. It sucks, she's a bitch and always complains. I hate being around her. All she does is Snapchat and instagram everything and it's embarrassing. She's also dumb as fuck.
>>38006814
>5'10"
>He's still a manlet
When will they learn?
>be born cyborg
>parents make lost of mistakes raising me
>become robot
>once I hit puberty they have a bunch of kids
>all of them are socially well-adjusted
>tfw I'll be the weird, old, lonely uncle probably
>tfw once they're older, they'll talk about why I don't have a gf or why I'm not going anywhere in life, the same way my parents do about the weird lonely uncles we have in our family
>tfw I'll never even fit in with my family