I lost my job because I told a gun joke to anxious staff member.

>>38005693
That's not dumb. They've probably convinced you it is, but it's not. They're the weak minded ones. Can't even take a fucking joke.

>>38005693
story semi related
>a work in 2015
>coworker is talking about the guy who got arested for saying of f*cebook he would pull out children's hearts and eat them while they were still beating
>this dude is talking about it on and on like a true normie
>I make one comment
>"how could you even eat a kid's raw heart? that's just not possible"
>the dude clams up and tells me that I really creeped him out and he's no longer comfortable talking to me
>I didn't get in trouble but fuck normies, he brought it up and was talking for 10+ minutes about it

>>38005693
I hired a escort to take my virginity and couldn't get it up. We ended up just watching youtube videos. She still make me pay.

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>>38005772
Holy fuck anon I know that feel harder than anything else

>the dude clams up and tells me that I really creeped him out and he's no longer comfortable talking to me

that's the moment when you jam your thumbs into their eyes.
like who the fuck do they think you are? He is literally asking you to fucking be someone that you wouldn't even be comfortable talking to, IE someone that would jam thumbs into your eyes and eat babies

and the fucking audacity of that
what a insult beyond words

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>>38005693
Not dumbest thing I've done but dumbest thing thats happened to me.

I got suspended today for being 2 hours late. I know I fucked up but I overslept and I hadn't been late before. Apparently my boss wanted to set an example out of me because other people have been late recently. It was stupid. I hate capitalism.

>>38005782
what did you watch?

oregano

>>38005693
Exposed myself as a DRUMPF supporter in a very liberal city

>>38005725
>scrawny pathetic virgin loser weird guy mentions shooting everyone at work
I'd fire him too.

bump

oregano a bazillion

I haven't done a single dumb thing this year because I haven't really done anything at all.