>"Anon, please come back to bed. You know I can't sleep well unless I have my cute little spoon wrapped safely in my arms."
What do you do?
>>38003061
First you need to lose some weight, bitch. I can't stand smelly fat beasts like you, okey
>>38003637
>smelly fat beasts
That sounds more like a fetishy complement more than an insult.
>>38003061
Titfuck him, to be honest.
>>38003778
Fuck you kanye faggot
>>38003061
>barashit
you're not going to make being a fat neckbeard sexy
you can't just do this shit by fiat
>>38003825
This sounds like denial
>>38003061
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
>>38003760
Bears are just lazy fucks. They could easily look like this
>>38003061
I go back to bed of course.
>>38003061
Put my face directly into those bara tittys. They look warm, soft, and musky.
>>38004737
>tfw you will never do a smol gobacksies to tumblr
>>38003061
gas
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original
>>38005068
>/pol/ complaining about the barashit instead of the trapshit
it's a christmas fucking miracle
>>38003061
get back into his arms and sleep.
>>38003061
Get sad because I won't ever experience something like this.
Spooning isn't actually comfortable for sleeping
>>38003061
>cute little spoon
but i'm a 6'0" tranny with a fridgebod
im neither cute or little
I'm not really into ultra bear type guys sorry dude