>married for about 6 years >we aren't connecting

>the next day I make breakfast to try to initiate a conversation with her
>make her favourite meal and gently wake her up in bed handing it over
>still a bit drunk
>say "look we should probably talk about our conversation last night, honestly I'm open to trying your stuff out"
>she replies "what are you talking about? what conversation? Omg I was pretty drunk we hardly ever drink any more haha"
>I try to subtly remind her of some of the topics covered but she was blowing it off saying "omg thats so bad, just forget about it I must have been wasted"
>I ask if she's being serious in a more stern tone
>"look anon just forget about it, okay?!"
>I walk out and go for a walk outside
she blew me off for days, hardly saying a word to each other or being blunt when I tried. I drink fairly regularly and she's passive aggressive about it
>a week later
>I'm pretty wasted and she's watching TV in the other room
>we ordered chinese for the fourth night in a row, but she just took it through there with her and left me in the dining room
>I get pretty emotional about the situation and sit pathetically eating alone crying
>later on I'm browsing /gif/ and start getting horny
>look for material in the shitting/rape context
>in my drunken state I get the fucking stupid idea to play out her fantasy, forcing myself on her and eventually shitting on her
>cont

>>37995108

more?

originalio

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>I've got about a weeks worth of take out food brewing up and I haven't been shitting solids for a couple of days
>start to prepare, watching porn to see how they perform the acts
>get grossed out by the sight but in my head I repeat that I must save my marriage
>make a loose plan in my on what I'm going to do
>go to the local convenience store to get lube since she'll want to do anal too
>get home, strip off and walk into the room with my bag of goodies naked
>she's fast asleep on the couch, mouth wide open
>get a shot of pain in my stomach, had been holding a shit in the entire time
>theres no holding it back, need to abandon phase ,2 and 3 of the initial plan
>stand over her on the couch and squat down with my asshole looming over her face
>"i love you Shoena"
>slap her head shouting "wake the fuck up bitch" leaving my hand holding her down
>"what the f
>before she can finish I release the most ungodly smelling shit fountain all over her
>can hear muffled screaming through the spray
>6 years of marriage flash before my eyes
>the litres of liquid shit is finally silenced with a quiet wet squeak
>"oh my fucking god"
>I say something like "you like that, bitch?" actually a bit turned on at this point.
>I pull her head towards my semi erect dick
>she punches me in the head and slaps a big piece of shit on my brow in the process
>about 5 minutes in to the "fantasy" I had a moment of sobriety where I actually interpreted the current situation mfw

yeah anyways, I haven't spoken to her since, she was in the process of calling the police but I pleaded with her crying not to. Her mother called me yesterday calling me a fucking pig and told me to expect divorce proceedings to ensue. Mutual friends are messaging me telling me I need help/need to kill myself

tl;dr I shit on/raped my soon to be ex wife trying to spice our relationship up because I'm a alcoholic reprobate

>>37995494
Dis is pretty good 8/10

>>37995494
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

AAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

This is gonna get a lot of upvotes on Reddit so it's not all bad ;)

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Too crazy of a story to lie, you fucked up

I don't even know how to proceed. I think I need to just give her whatever she wants in the split so I don't have to explain this in court

Obvious fake story but entertaining enough.

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Someone screencap this and put me in it. I have a Chairstika!

>"shit on me and rape me"
>"omg you shit on me and raped me, you psycho"

Women

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What the fuck were you thinking, this can't be real.

Fucking END IT. Really. There is no hope for you just kill yourself.

You lying...

Uu

>>37995734
you seriously dont think I'm not already planning on it?

>married for 6 years
>haven't talked about rape fantasies or rough sex before

bullshit

>>37995108
Roastie BTFO, good job OP you should be proud.

Generally scat is done in an area where it is easy to clean. Also peoples fetishes are at their peak when they are horny. So you'd have to make her horny before you shit on her.

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>"I love you shoena"

KEK

>>37996035
yeah but in my drunken state I thought rape meant she wouldnt want it at the time

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>>37995494
That's horrible.
>stuff that never happened

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Your life is over OP. Just drive into a lake.