>Tell normalfags I associate with that I can get any drugs they want from a secret black market only a few people have access to
>People start asking me to get them stuff
>I tell them to give me the money for it and I'll get it delivered to them
>They are amazed that drugs can be delivered to houses
>Find price of drug they want on darknet, tell them the price is a little bit higher than what it actually is
>They give more money than it's worth every time
>Don't make it too much higher than it actually is or they could get suspicous
>Slowly but surely I gain quite a bit of money from ordering drugs for these normalshits
>One time a guy asked to see proof of the price
>Used inspect element to change the price higher
>Send screenshot
>"Oh yeah that's cool bro was just checking"
>Retard doesn't suspect a thing
>>37994755
The part about inspect element made me chuckle.
lmao how much are you making a month dude?
>>37994755
Just emailed fbi lol, enjoy
>>37994793
Depends on what they want, if it's something like LSD I can't raise the price too high or it's obvious I'm scamming them. But when they want cocaine it's great, I tell them it's 60 pounds for a gram of 60 percent purity, when I actually order them some shitty 20/80 cut for like 30 pounds. If lots of people ask me for that then I get a couple hundred from just that
>>37994755
Pls help based lord Pepe how do I order drugs off the darknet too?
>>37994859
/r/darknetmarkets /r/darknetmarketnoobs /r/alphabay is helpful if you want to get started. It can be confusing at first and you have to sort of understand bitcoin but give it a week or two and you'll know what you're doing. Ignore the parts about using TAILS if you wish, it doesn't matter if you use it or not. I have been doing this for years and never used tails
>>37994823
You know there are a lot of non-American users here you realize, right?
That's pretty devilish anon. I know drug dealers who order stuff to their own houses and then sell it, but this is a much better idea.
>>37994900
>imblying FBI won't contact other countries intelligence services and pass along the info
>>37994977
Well
Yeah they probably wouldnt I would think.
>>37994948
It's too easy to fool the chads
>>37994977
>Implying FBI even care about someone buying small quantities of drugs online in the first
>>37995004
place fuckcifffdff
>>37994977
Drug dealers usually work internationally so I am pretty sure most countries intelligence services cooperate when dealing with narcotics.
>>37995004
Who knows, they might have a slow day at the office.
>tfw no friend to buy psychedelics from the internet for me
where are you located OP?, i would pay 10x the asking price if i could just try acid or shrooms once.
>>37995122
I live in the UK, I wouldn't want to take lots of money off a fellow robot though