When a girl goes swimming does her pussy fill up with water then

Why do you make this thread?

>>37994595
Does your asshole fill up with water when YOU go swimming, anon?

>>37994595
Do woman scrub the inside of their vagina when bathing/showering

>>37994629
>Does your asshole fill up with water when YOU go swimming, anon?
no but my ahole has working muscles around it like a mouth

a pussy is like a wide open mouth

>>37994634
>Do woman scrub the inside of their vagina when bathing/showering
I don't think they do

that's why they always stink

>>37994595
How about you wait a bit longer before making a pasta thread

>>37994595
Yes. Why do you think there is chlorine in he pool?

>>37994689
to clean pussys?

>>37994619
I'm a bit curious now that I seen it

>>37994717
Yes
Originally originally

>>37994595

yes. except for with grimes. she doesnt have a pussy. its flat just like a barbie doll. claire is pure.

>>37994595
No, the vagina is a muscle just like the butt hole.

>>37994634
No. It's self cleaning. Sometimes I push the cum button in the shower to flush it out because I think it makes it cleaner.

>>37994803
>No, the vagina is a muscle just like the butt hole.
no it's not

>>37994872
The vagina is literally a muscle. Not a sphincter like the butt, but when there's no wiener inside it is airtight. So no water gets in unless you hold it open.

>>37994595
Actually yes, but not a lot of water. Just a little bit but I feel it and it does piss me off. It's not like it floods out of me or anything though, but I stop feeling water coming into me after a while, so I assume it has started slowly leaking out, I'm not sure.

Technically, you could strengthen/tighten your vagina through exercising the pelvic floor muscles, such as through kegels. It's no proof of virginity though because some people naturally have weaker pelvic floor muscles (though they can train those. But I've never bothered). Sex doesnt weaken the muscles or decrease vaginal elasticity, but I'm basing that off stats and studies. Also I'm starting to digress.

>>37994803
>the cum button
the w-what?

>>37994961
I think she means the clit

>>37994872
>he hasn't felt vag muscles contract around his cock before

lmaoing at ur life

>>37994961
She masturbates to generate lubricant which helps to get things that shouldn't be in the vagina out of it.

>>37994937
>Actually yes, but not a lot of water.
i knew it

>>37994961
>>37994969
I have a spongey spot right inside the entrance of my vagina and if I apply pressure to it I can squirt. No pleasure, just liquid.

>>37994969
I can't cum from clitoral or vaginal stimulation so I'm effectively asexual

>>37995001
>you will never forcibly milk a femanon's pussy for her feminine nectar and sell it by the bottle to Japanese sex perverts

seriously though it sounds like a profitable business venture, have you considered it?

>>37995035
I don't know how it would keep in transit, also there's the legality aspect.
Also I'm a prude.
I could have started selling used underwear at 18 if I wanted to and I didn't. It's not up my alley.

so is it like a full on SPLOOSH or does the nasty water just leak out of your pus for hours?

Grimes remembers me of a girl I loved a lot from vancouver. We were internet friends back in the days of MSN messenger. She was kind of messed up, she was pro-ana and self harm.

>>37995104
Not sure who you are directing your question to, but if by water you mean pool water, I'm the one who can feel abit of it going into me, but I'm not even sure where it goes from thereon, might as well have disappeared. I don't consciously feel anything leaking out at any point, so its likely it slowly comes out

>>37995126

i want to all over claire.

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>>37994984
>felt vag muscles around his cock
hate to be the one to tell you this but you're not exactly in your own neck of the woods. you know the drill, normie.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE OUT OUT OUT

The water just runs out when they leave the pool it doesn't leak out like discharge or shoot out like a rocket. Think of a container with a bunch of grooves in it being fill with water then turned upside down.

>>37995258
>The water just runs out when they leave the pool it doesn't leak out like discharge or shoot out like a rocket. Think of a container with a bunch of grooves in it being fill with water then turned upside down.

what if they swim in a pond or ocean, they could get all kinds of bacteria in there

>>37994655
They're self cleaning you moron. But most girls still clean them inside and out.

>>37995258
You have to be so stretched out for water to get in there.

>>37995291
A possibility, but you're more likely to get a bladder infection.

>>37995291
Would you kindly and originally see
>>37995306

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>>37995306
>But most girls still clean them inside and out.
most girls don't get a big scrubber and use abrasives on the inside of their vag wit bleach

>>37995361
That's a weird fetish anon it must be hard for you to find porn

>>37995388
I just want snootches to be clean

I want to marry Claire Boucher but she doesn't know I exist PLEASE HELP

these threads always give me a laff

>>37995406
What part of self cleaning is beyond your understanding?

>>37995607
how is it self cleaning?

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>>37995511
>I want to marry Claire Boucher but she doesn't know I exist PLEASE HELP
tryin

>>37995607
Like an oven? is there a setting?

If we crammed a bunch of filthy water up your puss would it be clean in 5 mins?

>>37995607
Stop spreading this meme and go take a shower, it's not self cleaning in the sense that in prehistoric times you still probably could attract animals for miles and if your diet isn't up to code you get all sorts of problems. 90% of it is what you eat, the rest is if you use gentle soap and dont have some kind of medical issues.

>>37995643
>>37995629
It cleans itself by flushing regularly through discharge and a climate of healthy bacteria. Obviously it needs cleaning in cases like gross swamp water, mud, or anything that would upset the bacterial balance but for regular use it cleans itself pretty well.

>>37995668
You're not supposed to use soap on it dude.

>>37995693
Stop cramming swamp water up your puss anon

it's not a good idea

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>>37995703
What about a soap shaped like a dildo?

>>37995716
Read the literal linked response you mongoloid. Not even a girl just not a retard and understand how to read about something instead of asking 4chins

not in my experience, but if in the bath then yes

Does water fill up a man's peehole?

>>37995754
>Read the literal linked response you mongoloid. Not even a girl just not a retard and understand how to read about something instead of asking 4chins
you been puttin dat swamp water up your b-hole

not good anon

Join our Discord: wp4jhrf

>>37995792
peeholes are too small and long and have valves that close them off

vaginas are cavernous and can fit 12 inches of black cock in them

>>37995816
>vaginas are cavernous and can fit 12 inches of black cock in them
THAT'S LIKE A 12oz BOTTLE OF WATER

>>37995812
>Join our Discord: wp4jhrf
is it a leaky puss discord?

>>37994639
Pussy has muscles around it too. Unless the vagina is aroused it won't be "open".

>>37994595
R/badwomansanatomy

>>37995104
I think the tiny bit of water that enters mixes with the discharge so that it comes out eventually.

>>37995406
The inside of the vagina is always clean if the vagina is healthy. If it smells it's because of smegma inbetween the labia folds, aka not inside of the vagina.

>>37995726
Still a soap, should not be inside a vagina.

weight from the rest of her body weighs down on her vaginal opening causing it to shut. water won't enter her vagina unless she's purposely spreading her legs to open her vaginal opening and is lubricated

>>37996138
>Pussy has muscles around it too. Unless the vagina is aroused it won't be "open".
then how does rape work

>>37996200
>The inside of the vagina is always clean if the vagina is healthy. If it smells it's because of smegma
women confirmed for disgusting

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>>37995837
>THAT'S LIKE A 12oz BOTTLE OF WATER

>>37996983
Theres a reason most women have rape fetishes

>>37996983

Same as anal rape work, you genius.

>>37996983
It shoves through the closed entrance.

t. been raped
got it in the ass too
for comparison the vag heals faster

>>37996983
It's not air tight anon. Even if she isn't turned on you can stick your finger in fairly easily

>>37997052
what were you wearing? were you asking for it?

>>37996138
like a clam

thereof the euphemism

>>37994937
That' means you're loose as fuck cuz no girl has ever experienced that you fucking dumb shit

>tfw after years of wondering r9k asks the questions you were too afraid to ask

Thanks, everyone!

still skeptical of the femanon claims in this thread

>>37997258
I was either wearing men's jeans and a men's shirt or men's pajamas so if I'm asking for it so are you.

>>37999459
no im not i don't have a sumptuous vagina

>>37999529
You have a raw pink boipussy waiting to get slammed.

>>37995801
llol
Nnhgfuhhj

>>37999459
I am asking for it desu

>>37999618
man on man rape outside prison is exceptionally rare to the point of being non existent outside of family members preying on children

>>37994595
Does your anus get filled with water when you go swimming? Oh wait you don't go swimming because you are embarrassed of your ugly skinnyfat body

>>38000030
I don't believe I asked about male on male rape stats. I merely implied that by possessing a moist hole he is asking for it, by his own logic.

>>38000128
>I don't believe I asked about male on male rape stats. I merely implied that by possessing a moist hole he is asking for it, by his own logic.
well not realistically though because men basically don't get raped outside prison or uncle bob's house

>>38000229
I forgot everybody here has autism including me. Let me spell it out for you;

you can't ask for it if you're not asking for it.

>>38000437
>you can't ask for it if you're not asking for it.
I know anon I was kidding when I asked what you were wearing and if you were asking for it because that's what people always say

I acknowledge you were not asking for it

what happened? home break in? got drunk at party? date rape?

how can I keep my daughter safe?

>>37994595

Woman here. No, anon. It does not. Not even a bit. Sorry to disappoint...?

>>38000465
My roommate offered me a drink and I accepted, but he crushed up my seroquel into it and I didn't know.
I guess you could teach your daughter to "trust no man", but you don't want her to be paranoid, do you?

>>38000602
>My roommate offered me a drink and I accepted, but he crushed up my seroquel into it and I didn't know.
>I guess you could teach your daughter to "trust no man", but you don't want her to be paranoid, do you?

wow that is shit, did you file charges or at least move out quickly?

It seems like "never accept a drink from a unless at a proper restaurant" is a sad but safe precaution to take, did your roomate every display creepy tendencies before this?

>>38000829
No, that is the scary thing. He seemed totally normal. Like a 2D-obsessed wagie, but not like a pervert.

I moved out that week.

>>38000950
sucks anon, did you press charges? do you wish you had?

do you remember any of it?

men are shit

>>38001107
I was completely out. I woke up to a sore ass and a used condom on the floor. I wish I had pressed charges, I might have been able to with the condom DNA evidence but I never thought about it.

>>38001279
>I was completely out. I woke up to a sore ass and a used condom on the floor.
what an asshole, why would he fuck your ass? That's just mean

then leaving the condom with cum in it? did he want to get caught?

have you warned his friends/people he knows?

>>37995001

You just haven't had the right dick. My gf thought she couldn't cum to penetrative sex. She was mistaken.

>leaving the condom

moron

This is a great thread for me a pretentious fuck who has only felt the velvet vibrancy of pussy though a condom. I forgot what I was saying I'm too drunk, though. It took me a while just to type this. I don't know what;ats goiing on here just fuck and enjoy ity.

>>38001826
I haven't had a dick and I'm truly not interested. I think dicks are putrid.

>>38001664
He was stupid. I told as many people as I could when I had the chance, but I'll probably never know if it made an impact.

>>38001920
>He was stupid. I told as many people as I could when I had the chance, but I'll probably never know if it made an impact.

are you doing ok? does it bother you on a daily basis?

have you talked to a shrink or anyone about it, talking to a therapist helped me

>>37995703
You have to, what the hell else do you clean it with? Just don't get the soap inside, lean forward.

>>37994595
Great question my friend

>>38002031
>what the hell else do you clean it with?
Give that the females of this thread report that the interior of their vagina includes a self-cleaning feature, it would make logical sense to clean your penis by inserting it into a vagina in self-cleaning mode.

Wait wait, does this mean women can feel air blow inside them if they're naked? Absolutely crazy. Imagine having a hole where your dick is. A permanent gash in your body.

Gonna be honest, if I had a hole like that I'd probably just shove shit in just to fee what it's like. Be honest, did any of you femanons experiment and if so, with what?

>>37996200

How the fuck does a woman have smegma? Guys get it under their foreskin for obvious reasons but how does a woman get it?

>>38002167
By not activating the self-cleaning mechanism of their vagina frequently enough.

>>38002167
In between the labia folds

>>38001970
It bothers me sometimes. I get phantom ass paints. I will talk with my therapist about it eventually, once I work up the courage.

>>38002110
...No.

>>38002167
You get it between the flaps.

>>38002214
>>38002236
>>38002215

No, I'm asking the mechanics behind it. Aren't they exposed to air? The dick is covered by skin so it doesn't breathe and smegma can form. How does that work on a woman and is the smegma the same?

>>38002299
I would wait for the church for updates on this. They're the real decision makers for who is and isn't Jesus.

>>38002313

What does religion have to do with this, fedora fag?

>>38002299
Smegma usually builds under the clitoral hood, not in labial folds. Mystery solved.

>>38002299
...The flaps are not exposed to air. You know how a dick gets hard when aroused but is normally soft? A vagina is normally 'closed', but 'opens' during arousal. So when it's closed, the sebum that your genitals produce builds up. And yes, sebum is the same substance that clogs your pores.

>>38002480
>>38002486

So tell me more about female smegma. How fast does it build up? How much is made? Is it nasty?

And what do women think about male smegma? I wonder how often two people end up rubbing smegma on each other and how often a guy rubs his smegma inside a woman. It's pretty fucking gross to me so if I ever have sex, I'm going to insist we take a shower first.

>>37995406
That would cause all sorts of nasty infections though. You do realise that? A vagina left alone is a happy vagina. Just needs a quick swoosh with water inside and a gentle cleanser on outside

>>38002691
Pouring some sort of acid into it should be enough to clean it and leave no fowl stench.

>>38002727
Except that would cause extreme damage and also send the bacteria into overdrive resulting in gross lumpy smelly discharge etc

>>38002236
>It bothers me sometimes. I get phantom ass paints. I will talk with my therapist about it eventually, once I work up the courage.

Is there anything you can tell us to prevent it happening to another femanon?

has it hurt you emotionally more or less than you would have thought?

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>>37994937
>It's no proof of virginity
buuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllll
shhhhhhhhheeeeeeeettttt

>>38002656
I've never seen female smegma in person, but my best friend said she has never had any until she had unprotected sex with her boyfriend who had a bunch of smegma under his foreskin. It gave her a yeast infection and smegma. It took forever for it to go away, apparently. Moral of the story is: wash under your foreskin or have a girlfriend with fishy pussy.

>>38002031
Microfiber cloth

>>38003730
theres nothing that can conclusively prove virginity, even the hymen is not some virginity proof membrane, you got any conclusive proof backed by anything that isnt a fundie christian site or whatever, then i'll wait

The vagina is highly elastic, it's like saying mouths loosen and widen if you suck too much dick or talk too much shit

>>38003824
>body parts don't stretch

>>38003824
>theres nothing that can conclusively prove virginity
And yet I can scientifically prove everyone in this thread is a virgin

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>>38003824
>theres nothing that can conclusively prove virginity
You can detect virginity with 100% accuracy via spiritual means.

>>38003889
Teach me, O wise anon.

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>>38003889
Do you guys know what happens at the end of death-note?

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>>37995175

reee

second.

>>37994595

The short answer is no
Ive been swimming a number of times and never felt like water was filling me up. That is kind of a silly thought.
Does your dickhole fill up with water? Its just a smaller version of the same thing.
Unless you take horse dicks it should never just be wide open in a non aroused state.

You cant wash a vagina inside with regular soap anymore than you can wash the inside of your dickhole.
If you did you would destroy the natural flora and fauna that maintain a proper ph and keep you from getting infections. Even using douches created to clean it can cause yeast infections and B.V.
Smegma only happens if a girl doesnt clean under the Lips
(much like your foreskin, the parts that are safe to clean)
You wouldnt fill your ears and nose with soap would you? Instead you clean them out with swabs and tissue

>>38004859

What are yeast infections? If a woman has one, can I make bread from her cooch? I could probably make a fine aged wine in her too. And for that matter, I can milk her for milk. Women are practically farm animals.