>tfw this board doesn't feel like r9k anymore I

this board would become substantially better and have some semblance to pre 2013 r9k if phoneposting was banned

>>37992308
at this point it's eternal summer here

>>37992477
This. Plus no more gay/trap/roastie threads.

>>37992308
I forgot it was summer

No wonder, there was more cancer on this board than usual

>>37992477
I phone post every time I'm out or taking a shit and you can't stop me

>>37992958
How would you notice? This board is always cancer.

>>37993699
and if you weren't a normie you'd understand that's a worthwhile sacrifice for the sanctity of the board

this place is essentially fucking facebook now
>"muh gf"
>"I'm a fembot"
>"Muh breakup"

>>37993741
I've got a girlfriend and I've still met several "fembots" on here. They'd mad sluts. One snorted coke and got naked in 30 minutes. You're in a gold mine and you're too blind to learn from other miners or see the gold in the walls bruh. No easier pussy than pussy on here

>>37993699
>you can't stop me
I keep seeing this meme. Yes he can't stop you that's not an argument, it doesn't change the fact that you're shitting up the board.

>>37993762
>it doesn't change the fact that you're shitting up the board
I keep seeing this meme. Yes it may be shitting up the board to you but it doesn't change the fact that it's getting better for others and nobody cares about your safe space.

>>37993757
this post is everything EVERYTHING wrong with r9k in 2017

>>37993757
Asexuals take over when?

>>37993806
I dated an asexual girl. No joke. She still swallowed every single one of my loads because she "knew she was broken and didn't want to punish me for her issues" probably at LEAST 600 loads

>>37993777
>i don't want to fix myself
>I want to have a pity party in an echo chamber
pathetic

>>37992308
its nonstop summer fucking hell. do you think anything will stop these normies? r9k has become kinda mainstream with reddit looking for their MEMES. and people encourage the shit threads. this board is done

>>37993776
Only a /pol/tard redditor would use the term safe space unironically. Having a problem with low quality threads doesn't have anything to do with le safe spaces, kill yourself

>>37993844
>anytime a "normie" enters my thread I ree like a bitch
then you make low-quality posts and should leave tbqh just get out this board isn't for you

>>37993777
based trips of truth in 2017!

>>37993844
>Everything I Don't Like Is /pol/ And Reddit: The Post

>>37993868
Please, go on about how you like cancer. Tell us everything.

>>37993868
Don't deny it faggot. I've seen it in other boards too. All you faggots who came here during the 2016 elections have destroyed this place with your shitty buzzwords you spam derailing every thread

>>37993892
I've been here since 06 faggot.

>>37993885
I like you bro ;)

>>37993757
Like so true bro LMFAO like look at those pathetic virgin losers not getting pussy and shit amirite ROFL xD

>>37993909
Not all of them are pathetic, sarcastic friendo. There is still hope for them.

>>37993906
>I've been here since 06
Cool, post the oldest pic you have saved then

>>37993921
Post your cock first faggot

>>37993921
>saving anything on this shithole

>>37993929
This

>>37993929
>>37993940
Yeah, that's what I thought, newfag retards

>>37993959
You may lick my jolly-green toejam.

>>37993959
>he uses newfag as an insult
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAA

>>37992308
It's posters like YOU that shit this board
>everyone having fun
>faggot OP comes
>"hurrrr stop ruining my secret club!!!1"
>fills the catalog complaining about it
I swear. You loser virgins should fuck off to wizchan already. No one wants to hear about how unfair the world is because no 10/10 pure virgin woman wants to worship you forever. Jesus Christ just fucking download tinder and pork some girls already.

There's this guy i know that browses 4chan who is in special ed called Paul, and probably makes around 50000 posts a day on here. His mom only lets him go on the internet during the summer, that's why this place goes to shit for several months. I know you guys think i'm joking but he's been doing this every summer for the past seven or eight years, since he was about twelve.

>>37992308
fuck of you sad, selfdefeating, moronic frog poster

grow up

>>37993995
Robots are still the majority of users on this board you stupid cunt. Fuck off and die

>>37994030
This thread suggests otherwise :)

>>37993828
NO I DONT WANNA FIX MYSWLF FUCK OFF LEAVE US ALONE
THE WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET IS YOURS WHY DO NORMIES KEEP COMING HERE FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>37993940
>i-implying I bothered to save anything
>hah! I don't have anything to proof to you!

>>37994030
Then robots are the reason the board is shit
>inb4 muh loud minority

>>37994011
>frog poster
>pic in the Op is wojak
That's just embarrassing dude
>>37994004
Kek

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>>37994041
I've got OC on ED if you want to go find it. It's on a page about a girl who pretended to get raped and cry on Youtube. It sucks but the quality of OC was shit then. Proves I've been here at least a while. Dunno when it was

>>37994046
This. Pic related

>>37994046
Please tell me the threads you've made/posted in today. I'd love to hear your contribution to this board. This also goes to all the other idiots in the thread

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This whole summer thing is a meme. This board is complete shit year around

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>>37993757
>dude drugs lmao
>bruh muh gf
You don't belong here Norman, go back to Facebook

>>37993757
You're lying but tell me how you met them anyways

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>>37994113
Drugs and alcohol are the true robot hobby though. What better way to escape your life of misery being yourself than by getting shitfaced and taking some bowls to the face? Besides, I didn't snort coke. She did. Maybe if you snorted coke you could talk to women and get your dick wet

Pic related

>>37994119
Grab them when they post contact info. Girl in pic related contacted me I think. Don't remember, was drunk.

>>37994109
No but in this past month i've been seeing the most retarded posts you can fucking imagine. Just look at this thread for example. My explanation is that most regular posters take a break for a couple of months when all the summerfags arrive

>>37994096
That was my first post of the day, actually. Though I made a quick stop at my usual general on /lgbt/ on my way here :^)

>>37994171
People have been crying about "summer" for years. Literally nothing changed. Except the first year or two, that's where the meme came from. Do you honestly think that this board's traffic increases outside of the usual just because some fuck has holidays?

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>>37994163
Proud volcel, I accepted my limitations and moved on. Better question, why are you here? You are obviously not a true robot or you would not be receiving sexual favours, so why did you choose of all places to not only go to a website which is heavily anti-normie but to go to the board most representative of outsiders knowing that you would not fit the ideals of this place?

>>37994179
Retarded teenagers have holidays. Have you not noticed a drop in the average iq on this board lately?
>>37994172
I bet you're not even kidding either

>>37992477
this. fucking normies shitting up the board while they're on break at work or something.

>>37994058
get laid allready

stupid polish fuck

>>37994232
I never said I was a robot. I came here because you fags can't keep your Chad and Stacey shit on this board. Now I come here to shitpost. It's extremely enjoyable. I went from never coming here since I got a 20 minute ban when the board opened to being here daily. Get fucked

>>37994235
No. This board is one of the dumbest on 4chan. If not the dumbest. 99% of the posters here have self-inflicted problems and can't figure that out.

>>37994246
I'm waiting for you to suck my dick, dumb idiot who can't even spell

>>37994274
stupid normie, get out

and stop posting

Personally i think this board goes through periods of shittiness and now it's just on the zenith of one

>>37994267
This board is the perfect example of Dunning-Kruger. Lots of posters here are pretty dumb and oblivious to the real world, yet think they are more intelligent and self-aware than "normies".

>>37994296
This. Also quality posting encourages quality posting and vice versa. The hivemind thing isn't a meme

>>37994302
Agree completely. They're those condescending kids in high school who knew nothing but acted like they were geniuses. Even saw through their shit and now they post here and cry about "normies"

>>37994302
The military made me take an IQ test and I clock at 113 meanwhile people with sub 100 IQ are getting laid and have less problems than I do.

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>>37994329
Sorry but I am almost a genius. I'm in the top 80% percentile for IQ according to a verified test a few years ago.

>>37994344
Sick mate. I was verified genius. I guess those extra points have made me realise that it doesn't mean shit. Nice.

>>37994332
Doesn't that make you think? Why do those less intelligent people manage to get laid and have less problems?

>>37994347
You're a normie and I'm not

>>37992308
just face it, it is a failed normie board now.

>>37994373
Okay?

>>37994372
>He's being That Kid and wondering why le "intelligent" people like him are unliked and unwanted

>>37994412
I have seen posters here claim in all seriousness that they are virgins because they are too intelligent and it causes girls to dislike them. That if they were dumber they could get laid.

>>37994444
nice quads
but its true why do you think most niggers don't have any problems getting laid.

not being a brainlet causes you to have standards.

>>37993983
It's not an insult if it's used in the correct context. Why do you think the term was invented, you fucking newfag

>>37994444
Yeah I've seen. I feel bad for them desu. Existence must be suffering

>>37994465
Only newfags call anyone newfags now. All the oldfags accepted the newfags are permanent and the ratio of old:new was growing and thus used it less which meant the newfags used it less. I hadn't seen it in years until about a month ago.

I had an argument the other day with a guy who seemed convinced that reddit is a decent website. This board is heading in a bad direction

>>37994464
You forgot that intelligent people also do not have problems getting laid.

>>37994490
Yeah no shit. But it does no harm to remind people once in a while that they need to shut their mouths and lurk more before acting like a retard

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How was pre 2013 r9k like?

I started browsing this a year ago, before that I used to browse /lit/

>>37994535
>>37994464
Almost as if intelligence has nothing to do with getting laid and more to do with the enviroment you grow up in huh

VLAD I SUMMON YOU ITS TIME !!!!

>>37994549
I couldn't really say because i've only been coming to this board since early 2015 but as far as i know this place was never really that good to begin with

>>37994541
>le dunning kruger man
hahah

>>37994657
Sure thing bro, i bet you have no idea what you're talking about

>>37994701
probably not right now. smoked some bowls and drinking wine laughing my ass off at dj akademiks

>>37994549
greentext stories
greentext stories everywhere
the incest ones were my fav

times that will never return

>>37994535
>You forgot that intelligent people also do not have problems getting laid.
>most of r9k has above average iq
>most of r9k are virgins or hardly ever get laid

you can't be this retarded anon

>>37994778
>most of r9k has above average iq
You sure about that now?

>>37994778
>most of r9k has above average iq
citation needed
>most of r9k are virgins or hardly ever get laid
For clear reasons: not trying and being generally unlikeable sperglords.

>>37994743
>shitposting while stoned
Now those where good times. Pitty i can't do that anymore because i get paranoid af

>>37994828
I will smoke a bowl for you anon. It helps ease anxiety for me so it'd suck to lose that. Get unparanoid soon bro

>>37994802
well talking to you is making me doubt it but ya.
>>37994819
>For clear reasons: not trying and being generally unlikeable sperglords.
ah the normie shows its true face.
you are the reason this board has gone to shit.
kys

>>37994802
Not him but /r9k/ is full of brainlets or super turbo-autists.

>>37994856
You know I am right and have no counterargument so you resort to petty namecalling.

But you're like omg so intelligent right?

>>37994883
>You know I am right
right about what?
that the normies have an easier time getting laid?

>>37994993
Moving goalposts again. Yes, normies have an easier time getting laid because they are not as unlikeable and angry and spergy as robots.

>>37995010
who the fuck am I even talking to right now?
are you the faggot, who complained about me name calling when you obvious started the name calling first?

>>37992308
I for one am happy of seeing this shitty bastion of edginess and misogyny crumble down. We shall erect a cathedral of FUN in its place.

>>37994109
You the problem with your picture is how outdated it is.
Summer is very real.
Not like we can do anything about.
Almost every middle schooler in america has a phone or computer now.

>>37995042
Why do robots have a harder time getting laid than normies?

>>37995098
1. ugoos
2. no self esteem
3. too much porn (think they need a 8x6)
4. always go for stacies who want nothing to do with them.
5. look down on ppl, and nobody is good enough for them.
6. want qt virgins

I dunno

>>37995135
That's a pretty fair list. If taken as a list of things to fix or improve, then it would get a lot of robots laid.

>>37994834
Nah i've tried several times with weed this past year and doesn't go well with me anymore. I heard anons say this shit can happen, not sure if i'll get over it

>>37993699
>every time I'm out
normalfag

>>37995167
>then it would get a lot of robots laid.
I think most robots want more than that
they want a qt fembot to have relationship with, not just get laid.

but ya, there shouldn't be any problem, as long as the girl keeps her past in the past.

>>37994856
Wow you hold a good argument for someone with a high iq. You obviously don't get out of here much or haven't gone to other boards very often. Everybody else considers /r9k/ to be the brainlet board

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>>37992308
I'm so fucking angry at the current state of r9k. I'm not even kidding anymore.
Kids have Discord servers, trapfags have /lgbt/, lonely normies have /soc/ and polfags have /pol/. There is literally no other reason to be here other than make me mad. Go. Fuck. Yourself. Dickbag.
The worst part is that if all the people that post retarded shit went back to their boards, /r9k/ would be left to be as active as /u/. This is the place where everything you love goes to die. This is hell. /r9k/ is hell.

www.robottest.16mb.com
If you fail the test, leave /r9k/ forever and stay in reddit.

>>37995242
Yeah getting laid is only about 50% of the problem. Only idiots and teenagers care more about having sex, i for one would love to have a deep emotional connection with someone else more than anything

>>37995326
its the normies that make it all bout sex
>tehehe look at me I'm getting fucked tehehehe

>>37995313
The secret is 'non'

>>37995352
Read my fucking post. I said idiots and teenagers, which one of them are you?

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>>37995301

>10 brazillion places to discuss normalfag problems
>1 place to discuss robot problems
>Normalfags all come here to shit the board up

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>>37993757
ROBOTS BTFO FOREVER! GETTING KEKED BY CHAD ON YOUR OWN FUCKING BOARD. HOW WILL YOU PATHETIC FAGGOTS EVER RECOVER. THIS IS LIKE A HOME INVASION. CHAD COMES IN, FUCKS YOUR BITCH, ROBS YOU OF YOUR DIGNITY, AND YOUR STILL SITTING ON YOUR ASSES CRYING BEHIND THE SCREEN DECAYING UNTIL THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH! DAMN!

>>37995301
You have wizchan. Why not go there.

>>37995399
Where is that place to discuss robot problems? Is it a subreddit? On infinitychan?

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>>37994267
>>37994302
Finally, people who aren't fucking retarded in this shit stain of a board.

>>37995407
why don't you fuck off to reddit?
organ123

>>37995407
You have reddit. Why not go there.

>>37995431
Yeah just make sure you don't get used to it.

>>37995535
I already left for /bant/. Atleast they enjoy life rather than bitching about problems they don't want to put in the effort to solve.

>there are literal teenagers on this board RIGHT NOW who unironically use discord and go to reddit regularly
Just nuke this entire board already.

>>37995571

>muh effort

back2normalfagville

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>>37995614
Enjoy waiting for that NEET gf while chad chats her up on this board and fucks her.

>>37995657
>falling for the internet gf meme.

took me holding a girl in my arms, kissing her neck, smelling her hair, feeling her warmth next to me, to realize that make believe online shit just doesn't compare to real life.

>>37995743
please go back to r-eddit and stay there forever thanks

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>>37995743
Not internet gf, people literally chat women up on discords, and they eventually fuck in person. You think people would just simply be satisfied with simply talking over the internet? That's cowards play.

>>37992477

MODS. DO IT. THE REDDIT INVASION IS THE REAL PROBLEM. TOO MANY NORMALFAGS YOU ARE OFFENDED BY EDGYINESS AND TOO MANY ORBITER ENABLING ATTENTION WHORES

>>37995399
I blame /b/ It was never a good board but in the last year it's turned to complete shit sending the more normie among us here

>>37995571
You'd do well to not mention that board around here

>>37995802
DO IT MODS BAN ALL ORBITERS AND REDDITORS

>>37995814

They just need to delete r9k again. The normalfags will fuck off to somewhere else and we'll recreate the board in 3-6 months.

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>>37995815
Oh right, those faggots were flocking in there.

>>37995829
>>37995827
>>37995780
>>37995802
You faggots are getting everything you deserve. If you just run from your problems instead of facing them, they'll just multiply until they swallow you or you finally strike back.

ban all discordfags and you'll get rid of normalfags, redditors, and orbiters at the same time

Oh look, it's another underage newfriend who just came around last month who wants to be "with it" and pretends like the board is dramatically different two days after summer break has begun.

The board is the same as it has always been. Full of pathetic virgin losers who would rather spend their colossal ammount of free time to shitpost orgo out of their way to find shit that makes them boil with anger. Nothing has changed save for your underage ass bringing le epin summerfag XD meme everytime summer comes around.

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>>37995863
You really think banning discord's going to do shit?

>>37995878
Carefull with your projection there my friend people might be able to see your powerlevel

>>37995894
It's better than doing nothing desu senpai

>>37995829

You seem to forget that the sexually frustrated manchild crew was not as prominent at the birth of the board as they are right now. It used to be okay to talk about your gf before you manchildren started flocking to this /b/ 2.0 with your imaginary rules and started bossing everyone around.

The place didn't even belong to ypu in thr first place, but, then, you started changing the board's customs by sheer number and now that other people are doing the same shit, you fucking bitch and whine? It's ok when you entitled manbabies do it, but when it's le normie boogeyman everyone should just run gor the armory and prepare to fight?

The board was fine before the invasion of nogf selfish manchildren, you ruined the place, so swallow your pill and accept change because you won't be able to do shit to prevent it.

>>37995894
yes.
it will at least get rid of a large portion of orbiters and femwhores.

>>37995981
The problem isn't just with manchildren anymore and you know it

>>37996014
Gays and traps are also a problem, agreed.

>>37995981
Frankly if the robot culture leaves /r9k/, will the board be better, frnkly ?

>>37993699
Not using a shitbucket

>>37996134
Yeah as much as robots anoy me sometimes i prefer them to the influx of redditors and /soc/ posters that have been coming here lately

>>37996134

Less whining and more incentives to do shit to improve your life like how people here used to be would improve the mood dramatically. Sure, people here were always tfwnogf, but at least people would lend a compassionate shoulder and try to help each other the best they can. I mean, if we're a bunch of fuck ups and society's reject who band together because we relate to one another, we might as well use this energy to help each other and fortify ourselves.

The way things are now is pretty much the same as most popular boards on the site. Stagnation, shitposting so much that it loses all meaning and people with their head so far up their asses that they'd rather encourage others like them to keep failing because they are too busy jerking off to the echo of their voice. I know this is 4chan's /r9k/ and that taking 4chan seriously is a newfag's mistake, but I cannot handle people who purposefully bring people down with them because they are afraid to make an effort to improve even the smallest area of their crushing insecurities. People here encourage each other to stay here and to keep feeding their sadness, anger and frustration by crushing any fleeting hope of a better tommorow, then these fags have the audacity to start a pity party about themselves and how, deep inside, they are nice people who deserve all the good things until le chad took everything away. It's a bullshit excuse. They are evil, scheming, selfish, vain and rotten inside and them being turn that way by le ebil jew society XD is the most transpatent excuse to keep sitting in the basement to do nothing but shit on others trying to rise above. None of it makes sense. People here often pretend like things could have bern different for themselves, but it quickly become obvious that they were complacent retards from the beginning. Doing evil because evil has been done to you is still evil and if you stoop down to this level you are no better than the worst Chad.

This isn't a summer thing.
It's anyways filled with normalfags forcing memes and other such cancer.

>>37996612
>reddit the essay
Yes I am evil, therefore individual and nothing like you. The fuck you gonna do about it faggit?
I bet you're that same cunt who said he wants to fix people while making robots kill themselves, right? Oh you're such an upstanding citizen of 4chan. Taking it so serious. I laugh at self righteous fucktards like you. Gonna cry?

>>37992477
This, and make it a blueboard. I'm sick of seeing disgusting shit from some cunt's degenerate fetish. If I want to see something then I'll just go search it up.

>>37996693

Oooh ohhh le reddit boogeyman watch out I come from reddit, therefore, your sworn enemy. Why don't you fucking marry reddit if you like it so much? The ones who talk about it the most and know the most about it are people who, supposedly, hate it. You are tsundere and you wish reddit would notice you. Deal with it.

You're not evil, just pathetic and no, I don't wish death upon anyone on this board. I only wish fags like you would step up. You really think I care that you, a miserable manchild projecting his self hatred on others, act like such an edgy piece of shit just because it's bad? You misunderstand the point of my criticism. I'm not a moralfag, therefore, I don't get angry at people like you who bring down others brcause it's le bad and immoral, I get angry because it's lazy and weak. You are weak and it disgust me.