>Sure Anon, I'll marry you >I'm asexual though,

>>37991532
Yeah that's a deal-breaker sorry, also you're face is too Photoshoped

No I don't care really. It's not like I'm trying to be an alarmist, but I would like to see more research on the topic. That's all I have for right now. I understand that's not really on most people's minds, but I'm moving the ball forward. I'm glad we're not at a state of panic anymore.

>>37991543
I don't understand what you're saying
oring

yeah, sure, as long as you're open to having a poly marriage. :)

see? i can be a faggot LGBT liberal and create loopholes when i need them to benefit me too.

>>37991532
what would it matter? i dont care if she doesnt want to orgasm as long as i can

I never understood asexuals who want sexual fidelity.

>>37991779
I don't think they do want fidelity. That's what makes them so comfy.

>>37991935
If this is true then I unirnoically want a asexual gf

>>37991532
>Sure, but you'll still let me bang you on the kitchen table whenever I feel like it

>>37992753
Do asexuals hate sex or just apathetic?

>>37993096
I have no idea. I'd agree to a relationship with one only if she let me use her as a cock sleeve on occassion.

>>37993096
some of them probably find it vile but I'm pretty sure that most just find it uninteresting
I can tell you that the sex itself is kinda boring and awkward, like fucking a sentient fleshlight
you're both (more or less) enjoying how it feels but that's about it

>>37993096
Supposedly they don't feel anything emotional when they fuck. I think they just need to be doped up and gangbanged.

I'm asexual and I've been dating the same guy for 8 years.

I understand that he needs to do sex things so he masturbates a lot.

I would unionically date an asexual grill as long as I could still have access to her body. Apathetic sex gets me off harder than anything else.

>>37993096
I guess they have no sex drive at all, but don't hate it. But guess what, I don't like watching movies together, eating in fancy restaurants, or visiting her parents, but I do that anyway.

>>37991532
>"Sorry, I won't marry crazy"

>>37991532
why would we marry? we're not having sex and I don't want children

>>37991532
yea watever u can just blow my dick LOL

>>37991532
Remember, anal isn't sex, it's just sodomy. I win.

As long as I can have children who bear my name idgaf about the rest.

>>37991532
I just want some cuddles please. Being lonely is horrible

>>37991532
Can a jerk off in front of you?

>>37991532
Let's be fair here, I'm already a virgin so this would be an upgrade. At least I get to cuddle and stuff.

Also, why is assexuality getting memed so hard around here? I don't get it.

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>>37991768
This. I'd just fuck her while she was sleeping.
It's a win/win for both of us

>>37995859
>sleeping girls
This 110%. Use to have a GF that drank heavy and slept harder, dang how I wish I could tap that again.

>>37991532
As long as you still open those legs for me. I don't need you to enjoy it, I just need to cum.

>"Teehee thanks Anon, you're the best!" Umm could you look after my dog for a couple hours whilst I go to Chads?:)"

I get everything except for asexuality and the meme in between genders. Asexuality I actually think is real though, but I can't tell anymore if they're only romantically attracted, only sexually attracted, either or neither