I can't handle being a Chad anymore. How do I become more

>>37990479
you go back to /cgl/ faggot

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Get out normie REEEEE you are born in your place in this world

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>>37990479
bee asexual i presume

>>37990494
That's disgusting please stop.

>>37990479
Nice bait, larping faggot

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>>37990513
Not sure if your OP or not but either way thats newfag speak

>>37990502
I can't. Whenever I see a female my cock gets hard and I need to bend her over.

>>37990547
Yes that's was me OP. You can't possibly claim you're into that image it's just disturbing.

>>37990597
>wants to be like us on r9k
>Cant even deal with that image
good luck on this board faggot

>>37990767
Tell me you unironically and without lying that you like to see those pictures and I'll leave /r9k/

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>>37990479
with great chadness comes great responsibility?

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>>37991683
l like those pictures, have another my friend :^)

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>Chad thinks he can just turn everything off and won't have a complete nervous breakdown

kek-kek. you wanna be like me? okay.
delete your Facebook tonight. throw your smartphone in the trash. throw all cameras in the trash. sell your car. never answer a telephone in your house ever again.
only leave your house to go to work, get food and exercise.

enjoy.

>>37991683
I actually love all of those pictures

>>37991744
To be honest it would be good to get away from all the responsibilities and attention for a while. I need my car for work though. Other than that I think I could do without for a while, thanks for the advice.

>>37990479
When you say such things you were never a Chad to begin with.

you cant unvirgin yourself, in the same way in that you cant unrape yourself

you will never be a robot or TRULY understand us

>>37990479
well just be urself

>>37994036
I can't the birds will flock to me.

>>37990479
get addicted to hard drugs

>>37990597
>>37990767

How's your Summer faggots?

>>37991744
>to be a robot you have to be exactly like me

>>37990479
Go to your bedroom and close the door. Block everyone you know except your mother and father. Keep the lights in your room off. Close the blinds. Turn on your favorite porn. Don't leave this room for three (3) whole months. Periodically check up on your friends on Instagram or Twitter or Facebook. Do NOT contact them. Your social skills should take a dramatic dive in these next couple of months. When the 3 months are over, unblock your friends and try to hang out with them. You won't want to do this but this is the only way you can get the full experience. When you're one eventually says 'yes', go hang out and feel the anxiety building. When you're with this person, try not to sperg out. You will but try to keep it contained. When you're done with this awful experience, go home, turn off the lights, turn on your porn and tell yourself, "never again".