What would you do if you caught your girlfriend cheating on you

Beat her into a coma and turn her in.

She better have a little sister

Depends if the boy has a nice or cute butt. Either way, one of the them is getting their ass fucked.

>>37989751
Have her treat me like a little boy

Cheat with a little girl, duh

Assert my dominance by fucking both her and the little boy thus making them both mine.

>>37989751
originally fuck them record the shota with my gf

>>37989751
Why would you ask such a thing?

>>37990184
Don't forget to castrate him afterwards.

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>tfw i will never ever have a gf to cheat on me

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What the fuck.

That anime bitch.

She looks almost exactly like my ex.

Boob shape and waist, thighs everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.

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>>37991377
What the fuck.

That frog.

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

eye shape and mouth, clothes everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.

I fucking love that artist. Makes good gfd shit. But it's kind of unfortunate how that sort of thing resonates with me so much but also makes me depressed since that's the sort of thing I yearn for. It's a really weird type of boner. I mean, I can't even really tell if I'm more aroused or depressed. I'm sure of all people, /r9k/ knows what I mean.

Welp .-.

it would be kind of hot but only if he's reasonably young and not grown 13 year old

no cum no cuck

Murder her. Duh.

>>37991655
what's the artists name?
asking for an original friend

>>37991829
Nora Higuma is the artist's name.

Call the cops like a normal person

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>>37991461
What the fuck.

That cum soaked emoji girl

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

eye shape and mouth, lack of clothes everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.

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>>37991377
>might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.
Why not make it today? Please anon.

>>37993100
>Chouka U Baragasaki
Dumb loli couldn't even protect her wig.

>>37989751
proceed to have the best threesome of my life

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>>37993100
What the fuck.

That scared animu grill.

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

eye shape and mouth, lack of bottom teeth everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

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>>37995147
What the fuck.

That computer hardware stock photo

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

chips, numbers, wires everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

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>>37995363
What the fuck.

That guitar

it looks almost exactly like my ex's.

Picture, shape, fingerboard everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

>>37989751
Tell her to share or I'm telling.

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>>37995704
What the fuck.

That news article

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

Font, composition, context everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

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>>37996184
What the fuck.

That news article

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

Only work, get home to play videogames, love Merkel, everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of her time to fail suicide again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

>>37996338
>>37996184
>>37995704
>>37995363
>>37995147
>>37993100
>>37991461
>>37991377
Stop lying, you never had a gf in your life

>>37996371
I know r9k is autistic, but for christs sake

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>>37996338
What the fuck.

That president

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

Scandals, presidential promises, hair everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of him time to fail in making america great again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.
Also you fucked it up, that wasn't a news article, dummy.

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>>37996705
What the fuck.

That Jeep

it looks almost exactly like my ex.

Tires, color, street everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of him time to fail in making america great again, might make good story for you retards if I post it some day.

I would encourage her to feminize him into a submissive sissy.

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>>37997172
What the fuck.

That cat

it looks exactly like my ex.

Wide mouth, circular formation, pattern everything.

I'm depressed again now that I'm reminded of its time to fail meowing again, might make a good story for you retards if I post it some day.