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That kid

>that kid who always wore shorts even when it was below freezing
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>>37989557
It was great being that kid. I remember in elementary school I was wearing shorts when it was snowing during recess and the teachers wouldn't stop asking me if I was too cold.
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>>37989557
>that kid who had higher levels of autism than you and thinks you're as autistic as he is and tries to befriend you
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>that kid who called mom the teacher
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The secret is that by only ever wearing shorts you get used to the cold.
t. that kid
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>That kid who only has one pair of shorts because he's torn the others
I still am that kid
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>that kid who reminded the teacher of homework
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>>37989557

>That group of kids that always lined up against a wall during lunch and do nothing every fuckING day
>That kid that was obsessed with orange juice
>That kid that FUCKING DIED
>that kid who thought he was being cool by being annoying to the teacher
>That kid that added ketchup to his pizza
>That kid who thought he was edgy because he worshipped Satan
>That kid who was fat as fuck and would go outside and play the fucking saxophone or whatever wind instrument he played in band class
>that teacher who ended up giving all the smart kids shit grades and the dumb kids As
>that kid who had extremely good conversational skills but shitty social skills
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>>37989557
i was that kid in school who wore gym shorts and a t-shirt regardless of how cold it was outside

i didn't care if i saw ice and my breath, i was wearing what was comfy
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>>37989557
I used to have a crush on that kid.
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>That kid that ate alone in the stalls
ThatKidWasMe
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>that kid who puked in class
>that kid who stinks of piss
>that kid who has random seizures
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>that kid who got hit by a car in the school parking lot
holy shit that was unoriginal
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>>37989557
>That kid who always wore a button down over his Ts in scorching heat, because he thought it hid his flab rolls
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>That kid who had his sandwich meat and bread wrapped separately at lunch
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>that kid who accidentally broke a window at school and cried
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>>37989557
>those girls who always wore flip flops even at 40 below
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>That kid who wore shirts to big for him to hide the fact that he was fat
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>that kid who wore the same sweatshirt everyday
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>that kid who got molested by her father and told everyone
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>>37989557
>that kid who swore he didn't get laid because he was asexual
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>>37989640
God I was like a magnet attracting these kids lol. They were decent kids mostly but fuck if I wasn't embarrassed back then
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>that kid who thought he knew about 4chan
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>>37989557
>that kid who always wore a sweatshirt, even in hot weather
i used to have a crush on that kid until i found out she was a roastie
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> that kid in middle school who cracked his head open by running into a pole
> those kids who had minecraft youtube channels
> that butterface girl with the sweet body and bad allergies that made her look like she was sick every day
> that kid who got a kendama ball pushed up his ass by a chad
> that teacher who said "come back in three years" in response to a kid asking for a smash or pass
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>that kid who had an asthma attack and almost died right in front of everyone
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>>37989557
Every kid at my middle school was one of those kids
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>>37989557
>That kid who did curls with his backpack in the bathroom to make his arms look bigger.
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>that kid who thought he was cool for cutting himself
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>That kid who stood on the toilet seat to shit
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>>37989557
>that kid who ate tadpoles
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>that kid who ate tadpoles
wut
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>>37990589
>that kid who ate tadpoles

legit thought that said "that kid who ate tampons"
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> that kid who Naruto ran to lunch every day
> The guy who watched dbz in class
> The girl who brought yaoi doujins to school and wore cat ears
> The Stacy everyone thought was talented because she could draw semi-realistic eyes
> The chad who looked at least 25 when he was only a sophomore
> The Mexican kid who got expelled in middle school for bringing a knife to school while high
> The same Mexican kid getting a .5 gpa
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>>37989557
>that kid who was always bald
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>>37990632
>the chad who looked at least 25 when he was only a sophomore
That seriously makes him a chad? I just graduated and I already pass for 30-40
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>that kid who brought a gun to school, showed it to everyone and put the school on lock down
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>>37990681
No the guy was extremely alpha him just looking 25 just topped it off. Nice guy though
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>that kid who sucked at drawing and showed his shit drawings to everyone
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>>37990761
> that kid who drew porn commissions at school
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>that kid who pissed in a bottle and gave it to someone who thought it was tea
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>that kid that wore baggy clothes every day to hide how skinny he was
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>that kid who pissed himself during state testing because the computer lab lady said NO bathroom breaks
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>that kid who would always skip school on presentation days
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>>37990500
> that kid who got a kendama ball pushed up his ass by a chad
>Be me in 8th grade
>This Japanese toy called a kendama got really popular
>it's the late 2000s and sillybandz had already gone out of style
>Every chad had some cool trick that he could do
>After begging my mom to get me one she finally caved in and bought a cool one for me
>Normal wooden base and a red ball
>Practice with it every day when I got home to impress all of the chads
>Finally get the courage to show the chads that I can do cool kendama tricks
>I sperg out and fuck up each time I try to get the ball onto the spike
>They laugh at me
>One asks me to follow him into the bathroom to show me how to do one of the tricks
>Im embarrassed and naive so I follow him
>He tells me to drop my pants
>Confused as fuck
>My stupid ass does it anyways
>He asks me to spread my legs
>My stupid ass does it
>He begins to push the ball into my anus
>I start to whimper and ask what he's doing and how it's going to be a good trick
>"Shh anon I'm telling you it's going to be great"
>He finishes shoving the ball up my ass and drags me outside
>mfw my pants are still down and the base of the kendama is dangling from the ball string
>The group of chads starts laughing
>Im too afraid to take the ball out of my asshole in front of them so I ran back into the bathroom and took it out and sat in there until the period ended
>Nobody but the Chads knew it happened because they knew they would get in trouble
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>>37990727
>that kid who brought bullets to school

that kid was me
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this thread id dead
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>that kid who is way too into kpop
>that kid who is way too into kpop
>that kid who is way too into kpop
>that kid who is way too into kpop
>that kid who is way too into kpop
literally all the girls in my class for almost the entirety of high school were way into kpop
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>that kid who is way too into kpop
i had a crush on that girl she was also a gorillaz fan
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>>37989667
i once called my teacher dad for fucks sake LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
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>that kid who wore the same clothes every day for a month and had enough hair grease to make everything stick to his head like glue
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>that kid that wore a hoodie all the time with his sleeves rolled up
>that kid that doodled all over his assignments
>that kid that dipped his chicken nuggets in his mashed potatoes
>that kid that put his salad lettuce on his pizza slice
all me
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>that kid who made the teacher angry by wearing headphones in class and turned out his headphones arent even connected to a phone
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>that kid that doodled all over his assignments
was me
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>>37991318
>that kid who spoilered his post for no reason
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>>37989557
>that kid who never wore shorts even when it was over 30 degrees Celsius was me btw

>>37991297
also me during my wow years
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>>37991346
>that kid that got upset over the most mundane shit
>always had at least two wranglers with him at all times
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>that kid that had his face as his wallpaper
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>>37989730
>That kid that added ketchup to his pizza
i-is it wrong ?
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>>37991364
>that kid who mistakes bants for being upset and gets upset in the process
>also is on the spectrum
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>that kid who bragged about having sex with his cat
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>that kid who had an identical twin brother attending the same school but in different classes until one of them got suspended when they weree caught switching identities to hang out with friends in class or get better grades
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>>37991387
>that kid who had epilepsy-inducing gifs as wallpapers on a laptop that couldn't handle it
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>>37989557
>That kid who didn't sell 15 premium membership cards by the time I finished my coffee.
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is the thread finally dead
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>>37991624
>only 64 replies
i hope not
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>that kid who was always the first to arrive at each classroom, but had no friends, so he stared at the door waiting for the teacher to open it
>that kid that was impervious and immune to all forms of bullying by passive-aggressively ignoring the taunts
>that kid that worked fast food for minimum wage, earned his driver's license, and had a car, all before 17
>that kid that constantly kept having spaz attacks during class and eventually left school to go somewhere else
>that kid who "immigrated" from the middle-east and already had a full beard at 14
>that kid who threw his backpack out the 2nd storey window to impress the class, but it landed on a teacher teaching PE below
>that kid who was wheelchair-bound so the school had to install those ramps everywhere for him
>that kid that snuck her kitten into school during a heat wave so it needed to visit a vet afterwards and probably died
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>That kid who grew up to be NFKRZ
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>>37989557
>that kid who wouldn't fucking shave and looked like a literal retard and thought he was cool or manly
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>that kid who became so blackpilled on women he turned gay
He normally was a top gun, but I swear he was on the verge of shooting the school up
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>>37991736
fuck you i was just lazy
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>>37990447
I knew a lot of those kids


Back in highschool, when I browsed here less, I'd hear these fags talking about how "cool" /b/ was because they saw nasty stuff on it when in reality /b/ was and still is shit.
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>>37991415
Why'd you have sex with your cat, anon?
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>that kid that couldn't follow the simplest orders from the teachers and was laughed because of it

That kid was me.
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>>37991743
>blackpilled
What is this? Is it really any different from redpilled?
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>that kid that couldn't follow the simplest orders from the teachers and was laughed because of it

me literally me:(
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>that kid who planned to shoot up the school or/and stab people
Literally me But no one would care because I'm not white and so are the victims
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>>37989667
my mom was the teacher and principal
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>That kid who's younger brother from a different school decided to show up and pretend to be him and disrupted the entire lesson plan the teacher's had laid out because they didn't know deal with a situation like that

I have to say it was pretty genius especially considering the brothers weren't even twins.
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>>37989557
me.
i have 50x pairs of shorts and only 2 pants.
went to a ski resort recently and just wore some shorts and a hoodie in several feet of snow.
i have pretty muscular legs too.
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>that kid who always wore sweatpants
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>>37989730
We had an orange juice obsessed kid, recess wall kids, and a ketchup kid too
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>that kid who wore this same jacket every day and smelled like literal ass
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>>37989557
>that kid who always wore pants no matter what
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>that kid who died in a really public way and was in all the newspapers for months
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>that kid who always taunted the mexican kid by singing the theme song to go diego go
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>that kid who trashed the gym, throwing gym mats and equipment everywhere while everyone was outside eating lunch
me
>that kid who broke into the school on the weekend and took a shit in the hallway and stole a computer monitor
my friend.
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>>37989667
ive once called my english teacher grandmother but she didnt say anything since i was the best kid in her class at that time
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>>37990464
I had to hide my chest deformity and yes, I know you could all see it anyway
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Are you all americans? what the hell man
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>>37989730
>That kid that FUCKING DIED
could you please tell me how ?
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>>37990317
>TFW i did the same but to not look skinny to much
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>>37990884
Sadly me too
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>>37989836
wait, you mean to tell me that it doesn't? THEY'VE FUCKING KNOWN THIS WHOLE TIME?
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>that fat girl everyone beat the fuck out of whose parents then thanked your group of friends for knocking some sense into her
>that kid who set up a showercam in the girl's lockerroom
>that kid who fucked your good friend's mom when he was 13
>that kid who technically got away with rape but it was ok because it was sadie hawkins
>that kid that manipulated girls to eat their own tampons for amusement
>that girl who swallowed everyone's cum, even the cripple, during lunch break. It was filmed and put kazaa
>that kid who beat the fuck out of his mom at his bday party
>that girl who was molested by her dad on the reg but the mom was complicit bc she needed a roof over her head and food on the table
>that fat girl who died in phys ed
>that teacher that made a miniseries with the girls in 8th grade and sold it on napster
>that principal who was pretty cool
>that kid who would hide in his locker at recess
>that school play director who touched some of the girls backstage at xmas but he was just helping then rehearse
>that choir teacher who made everyone sing mask off fuck it mask off
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>That kid who always said dumb shit like "tucking my shirt in my shorts makes me look smart"
>He looked like a complete faggot
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>>37991697
hahaha post evidence
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>>37989730
>that teacher who ended up giving all the smart kids shit grades and the dumb kids As
how tho?
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>>37991697
elaborate if you aren't fucking with us, anon. what was roman like? what did he do?
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>>37990965
Kek. kendamas were really popular in Hawaii a couple of years ago
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>>37989813
top fucking kek, matey
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>That kid who shit on his hand and whiped it on the wall
>That kid who posted a dick pic on Facebook
>That kid who made a bomb threat
>That kid who brought a knife to school
>That kid with mom fetish

>Those were all one kid
He was never confirmed to have autism but god damn
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>>37994062
Oh and i saw his picture posted in a beta cringe thread because he looks like such a faggot.
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>>37994062
>That kid who posted a dick pic on Facebook
my 49 year old uncle did this recently, everyone in my family saw it.
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>>37991963
Blackpill is basically nihilism. Its edgy and teenage like. Saying there's nothing we can do just give up and accept it.
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>>37990659
He's an alpaca.
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>That lanky aspergers kid with a mullet who loved mortal kombat way too much
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>That kid who got crippled in a car crash, And only came to school to get mad at people or to be racist while having bantz with his mates during school tests
>The same stupid cripple who passed exams with straight A's

I was one of the mates
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>new kid arrives at school, we'll call him NR
>has a square-jaw chad look and gets accepted easily
>but he was merely hiding his power level
>eventually his inner turbosperg is unleashed
>gets ostracized by jocks because he can't hold his spaghetti
>becomes more of a lone wolf
>still acting no less alpha and confident than before
>eventually some other kid starts trolling him
>starts writing "NR 4 COCK" all over the school in permanent marker
>it becomes a meme
>everyone starts plastering the school with NR 4 COCK
>NR loses his shit and starts trying to fight anyone who so much as mentions the phrase
>comes back to school wearing a martial arts uniform
>claims to be on some crazy painkillers for some reason
>hes having people come up to him and kick him as hard as they can in the balls because he can't feel it
>mfw at least he removed himself from the gene pool
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>>37989730
>>that kid who had extremely good conversational skills but shitty social skills
That kid was me.
Almost everyone hated me when I was still studying, but the few kids that managed to talk to me would always say that I could distract them so much with conversation, they forgot what to do after they left me.
Now that I'm not obligated to go near people, the shitty social skills are more apparent. Welp.
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>>37990632
>Stacy everyone thought was talented because she could draw semi-realistic eyes
>Upstaging her whenever you could because she ridiculed you about your acne
I don't even care about art anymore, but that fucking bitch would never get the glory.
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>>37993240
T'was me

Oreganono
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>>37989557
>that romanian kid who cut off a finger in woodwork with a saw
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>>37990559
IT

WAS

ME

FUCK
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>>37990559
that was half the girls in my school
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>>37989856
It makes the bread soggy if they are packed together you pleb
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>>37990761
>that kid who drew guns in school
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>that one kid who got raped in the football locker room
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>that handsome tall cool kid who was always getting attention from the most beautiful girls in school
>hint: he wrote that post
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>>37994671
describe it in all the details
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>>37994691
>school imported niggers because their football team was complete shit
>group of niggers pin down and fingerblast some kid in the locker room and videotaped it
>everyone involved expelled
>most of the other niggers got expelled later for drugs
no it wasn't me, before you ask.
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>that kid that was in the japan club and naruto ran to every class
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>that kid who vandalized the school during lessons and blew his brains out just as the break started
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>>37994722
bullshit, never happened
i bet those gangrapers were white skinheads
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>that kid who had a scat fetish
>that kid who watched donkey porn on the school laptops
>that kid who had a yugiyo collection
>that kid who wore a shitty trench coat and made school shooter jokes
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>>37989688
Fuck you, you lazy shit.
If teacher assigned homework the other day, and I spend my time to complete it, why would I miss the gratification from it? I would get a "+" or a grade from it, but I'm not supposed to say because of some arbitrary solidarity with probably just one or two retards who others are afraid of, the "solidarity" that would never work the other way.

In 1st HS grade I kept quiet, because it was new environment, 2nd and 3rd I didn't give a fuck and always mentioned my homework if the teacher didn't remember, and wouldn't get mad if someone did the same to me, because that happened to.
You just don't blame others for your incompetence.
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>that kid who said fuck, shit, and cunt so often that it became acceptable and the teacher even started saying it
me
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>>37990603
He would take them from the water and then eat them, he was one of those kids who would eat insects and shit just for amusement
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>>37991697
prov eit faggot
unoringinal speeling
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>>37991694
>that kid who was always the first to arrive at each classroom, but had no friends, so he stared at the door waiting for the teacher
Triggered
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>>37993508
Story time anon?

original comment :^)
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>>37995665
That was always me
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>>37995679
>tfw every day was a race between the teacher or the kids who bullied you to see who would show up first.
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>>37995720
Tfw when no one bullied me because i beat up the special kid in kindergarten
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>>37995720
Tfw when no one bullied me because i beat up the special kid in kindergarten
Oregano
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>That kid who low key flirted with the girls and is now on a parol for rape and arson
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>>37995761
How does that happen
Is pic related?
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>>37995269
bullshit
origano
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>>37995875
Long story and pic related
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>The girls who were way too into My Chemical Romance
>The black kid who loved anime, only hung out with white nerds and got bullied by all the rest of the black people
That was my best friend back in the day
>The kid who skipped school to play Call of duty
>The kid who hung out with the losers but convinced himself that the popular kids liked him
>The guy who everyone thought was gay but when you check his Facebook now he has a hot gf
>The guy who always talked about how much he loves pussy and hit on all the girls but when you check is Facebook now he's gay
>The hot emo girl who hung out with all of you guys but ended up dating black chads
>The atheist kid that got bullied for it
>The girl who definitely liked you, but you were too much of a pussy to make a move and now it's too late
>The really racist kid
>The kid with a homemade Deathnote with your name in it
>The one Chad that was actually pretty cool and was always nice to you
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>>37995990
>>The kid with a homemade Deathnote with your name in it
I had that kid as well.
He had to throw the Deathnote away because a girl threw a tantrum when she read that she's in the Deathnote.

Got another one two days later.
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>>37993910

The fucking retarded grading curve.

The more bad grades there are in class, the more they are rewarded based on the efforts of the smartest kids.

I think it was something like this

Lowest score in class is a 40/100

Highest is 98/100

Everyone else is middling between 70-80/100

Thanks to the fuckhead scoring 40, they take I think a quarter of that 98, so about 24/25 points, and add that to everyone's scores.

So fuckhead gets a barely passing 65, and all the middling fucks end up with higher grades.

Meanwhile the guy that scored 98/100 gets nothing but shamed for being smart. It's fucking horseshit. Fuck dumb niggers and spics and hicks that revere ghetto culture and then act like the world is out to get them.
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>>37995761
>rape and arson
Were the two crimes related? I'm trying to picture it.
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>>37995090
this, totally agree. not my fault those lazy fucks didnt made their HW
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>>37989557
That's me, I also eat ice cream while it's snowing.
Am I just Canadian or borderline creep?
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>>37989730
>that kid who had extremely good conversational skills but shitty social skills
last one is me, i hate it
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>>37996245
You just have bad taste man
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>>37989640
Lol this happened to me
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>>37989557
>That chink kid from australia who skates
>That kid who was to normie for the autists and to autistic for the normies
>That kid with comorbid ADHD and Autism
>That kid with dyspraxia who'd get beat and yelled at for not being able to kick the ball in football
>That manlet who was athletic and had a nice family who was popular but couldn't be chad as he wasn't tall so he got assblasted and bullied all the tall autists
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>That kid who brought his own laptop with an N64 emulator to class so he could play Conker
You were a real nigga Jed
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>>37989557
>that kid who unironically quoted Stalin
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>be 15
>be edgy atheist
>buy candy
>Jehovah girl asks if she can get a piece
>tell her to admit God doesn't exist
>she does
>give her the candy
>a couple of years later she got married, divorced, and also had an abortion
>mfw I probably corrupted her soul
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>>37992598
stories anon?
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>>37993722
she would also give long lectures to random people about how much periods suck and shit like that
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>>37993884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abJOMjsgc-8
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>>37989557
>That secretly gay kid who always wore hoodies and pants despite how hot it is outside and fantasized about being born with giant white wings like in X-Men
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>that kid who ate NOTHING but oranges
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>>37996666
Could we get a story for this?
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>>37996666
>that kid who got Satan quads on a mongolian basket weaving forum
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>>37989557
>That kid who only hanged out with freshmen because everybody in his grade shunned him
>That kid who claimed to be a sex god but was actually shit in bed
>That kid who was really skinny but became super ripped after high school
>That kid who pissed in the drinking fountain
>That kid who never studied but got good grades
>That kid who bragged about being raped
>That teacher who always stared at the female students breasts/arses
>That kid who fucked cows
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>>37995090
>being that much of a sheep
I hope yo at least got bullied for it
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>>37996682
there was a kid in my school who was very frail and skinny and short and I've only ever eat him eat oranges. he would go insane when we got oranges with out lunch and would ask everyone for their oranges and would end up with a huge pile of oranges and just eat nothing but oranges.
he was bald and his teeth were orange. he also had yellow eyes. it was fucked up.
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>>37995269
maybe in your dream bud...oregano
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>>37990681
its not really how old you look
if you look like a beta 30 year old your still a beta
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>>37996643
>fantasized about being born with giant white wings like in X-Men
h-ha...what a nerd...
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>>37989557
>That kid who was good looking but to autistic to pick up chicks
That was me
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>>37989557
>that kid who wore a winter coat in summer
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>That kid who always smelled like shit
>That kid who always are the same jacket every day
>That edgelord who pretended to be a Nazi
Tfw when they are all the same
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>>37990632
funny that's how people saw me, all according to plan.
what state?
>replying to hours old post.
>I still outdid practically everyone in the SATs
>had talk with teachers, they let me do what I want as long as I met the bare minimum requirements in their class and played the high school game.
>They did require me to get real world experience and qualifications to make up for this so I took a bunch of neat baby cert stuff and language classes.
>sleep deprivation would get me accused of using drugs when I would be up browsing all these boards.
>still got accepted into places other literal top students didn't just because of my scores and a quick interview/letter.
Yet again there are tons of spics that could fit this profile... really activates my almonds.
I won't deny my reality though, GPA is a meme for non-whites probably, being lazy but smart( aka average) is the best meme for non-whites.
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>That kid who always brought his ipad to school to watch RWBY and play emulators
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>that kid that pooped in the water fountain
>that kid that had sex in the storage room
>that kid that the teacher liked despite being a slacker
>that girl that killed herself
>that kid that went into a coma before graduation after flipping his car
>that kid that read berserk and Tolstoy in the library because he didn't have friends in his lunch
>that girl who thought she was special for browsing 4chan and watching anime
>same girl that's nudes got leaked on 4chan and they spread around the school after some kid found them Apparently the new students there still share her nudes despite not knowing who she is
>that kid that would hang out outside the school years after he graduated
>those girls that would talk about their sex toy collections
>that with the giant ass
>titty monster that only had sex with college kids
>that kid that would flash students in the hallway with his penis hole pants
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>>37990981
Massachusetts?

Orgy
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>>37996796
>that black metal girl that wore Mayhem dawn of the black hearts t-shirt to school
i had a crush on her
i didn't even knew her name
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>>37996906
>that kid that the teacher liked despite being a slacker
Literally me
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>that kid with a beard in fucking 9th grade
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>that kid who got a rumor spread about him where people said that he "asked his girlfriend out over Minecraft"
>that kid who started dating a girl in early 8th grade and eventually married her two years after high school graduation
>that kid who was really into Esports
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>That kid who tried to sell weed in the middle of fucking English class with the teacher in the room
>That kid who looked like Jesus
>That autistic kid who had the same name as a side character in the adventures of Chris-chan because god smiled upon us
>That kid who played Wizard 101 on the library computers in HS
>That kid who hid in the bushes and played the Russian national anthem on a speaker whenever someone walked by
>Cucumber-chan

I had a fun high school
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>>37996953
same here. only because I was the only one in the class that wouldn't give the guy a hard time.
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>that kid who claimed he lost his virginity to a girl he met during the holidays
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>>37989803
>>That kid who puked in class

>one day feeling extremely shit
>tell my bro whos sitting next to me
>upon hearing it he starts poking me in the stomach while laughing manically
>end up puking on the floor in the middle of class

Why did you have to remind me
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>that one kid who shot his girlfriends drug dealer with a silenced pistol during a Halloween party
>that one kid who worked for his father and made an ass ton of money
>that one kid who always told on me for swearing in middle school
>that one roastie that got busted for having vodka in her water bottle
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>that 5'7 120lbs kid with blond hair and a pretty face
>he only hung out with girls and everybody thought he was gay cause he was so feminine
>he even wore borderline girl clothes(pink shirts and cute christmas sweaters)
he wasn't gay but boy did I fanasize about fucking him every day....never hung out with him tho cause he pretty much acted like a stacy...
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>>37996906
>That kid that read beserk and tolstoy in the library
That was me.
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>that one kid who joined yearbook and/or journalism club and scored loads of emo pussy
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>that fat stoner kid
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>that kid who brought in a tiny plastic tube of ear wax to show people.

I didn't even know you could get earwax in tiny tubes.
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>That kid who always drew in class instead of doing work
That was me.
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>that kid who had an entire notebook filled with doodles of stick figures killing each other
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>that kid who sent a dick pic to everybody through google hangouts
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>>37997153
Story for the first one? Oregano
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>>37992620
Newfag spotted
Use greentext
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>that kid who jerks off in class
>that kid who plays with rubix cubes all day and eventually gets a whole cult following throughout the school
>that kid with the really loud muffler on his truck
>that kid who watches fetish videos in the library
>that kid that always breaks his leg and has to wear a boot all the time
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>>37996568
Holy shit mate I had a deformed girl who would rant about feminist shit and always wore a sweater too.
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>>37997415
>have a friend who I'll call "C" for the story
>I've been friends with C since middle school, he's just a normal bro
>in 9th grade, we get really into firearms, not in an edgy or school shooter sense, just an interest and fascination
>in junior year, C somehow gets his hands on a fully select fire MP5K, with burst and full auto and all the bells and whistles
>he starts to collect and sell more exotic small arms through out the year
>he lived with his grandparents and they never really noticed anything
>during this time he starts dating this really cute 7/10 he met in Tech Ed
>during this time he also begins to take an interest in suppressors, more specifically handgun suppressors
cont.?
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>that kid that always wore this hat
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>That kid who was a fucking nuisance to everyone in elementary school
>That kid who masturbated in class
>That kid who just didn't give a flying fuck
All me.
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>that kid that had his locker searched by the cops after an "anonymous" tip to a teacher and they busted him with 2 ounces and a sheet of blotter and his dad was a judge but an old fashioned law and order judge that hated his kid so he didn't get off and instead got juvie then sent to military school kid
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>that kid who always wore pants and a hoodie of the darkest colors allowed in the school uniform in the summer of the deep south
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>That kid that got a reputation for being an annoying know-it-all cunt, and took advantage of it by snatching up any extra points teachers offered
>That socially awkward bookworm that couldn't ask for a pencil without mumbling and looking like an idiot, but would write pieces in Composition class that the teacher would use as examples to other students
>The cute, fun, smart girl that was interested in you, but went unnoticed noticed because you were a weird fuck that read the Encyclopaedia Britannica for fun

Fuck, I hate remembering my High School years.
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>>37997153
>that one kid who got robbed at gunpoint for $40,000 worth of blow
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>>37996849
Tfw that's me

Originalshfbwisbakdahdu
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>>37997681
Yes cont.
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I once got escorted home by a policeman because I was walking home in a snowstorm and my jacket was in my backpack
FeelsChillyMan
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>that kid that flashed his junk to girls back stage in the auditorium
>that kid that acts depressed and suicidal and acts like he's a schizo
>that kid that started dating a girl who came out as trans so he came out as gay and they're in a gay relationship
>that kid who you harassed the shit out of over text and made him threaten to kill you but was worth it for the laughs
Tfw that kid was all the same person
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>That kid that never showered after morning workouts and wore the same hoodie every day
>The same kid who also wore shorts every day
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>>37998031
>C gets his hands on an FNX .45 with a threaded barrel and this enormous can
>fast forward a couple of months into the summer
>C finds out his girl is an occasional heroin user
>she tells him she's sorry and that she'll drop the usage for him, yadayadayada
>senior year starts
>C's girl has been "clean" for a couple of months
>this kid who I'll call K moves into town and goes to our school
>tall, lanky, greasy, face covered in sores and zits etc etc
>obvious drug user, super disconnected and hostile
>October rolls around
>C here's from one of his girlfriends friends that K has been selling his girl heroin for super cheap
>says that they're going to this huge halloween party at some Stacys house
>day of the party comes up
>C is pissed that his girl has never even mentioned this party, and he tails their car to the party and sneaks into the backyard
>they end up on the porch talking and K gives her some heroin and blow for free
>K gets nervous and leaves the party because a neighbor called the cops because of noise
>K hops over the fence, and C follows him
>C shoots him in the lower back and the shoulder as he begins to run into the woods behind the house
>C bails and calls me frantically telling me all of this
>the police find him while chasing kids out of the house, no one suspected anything because everyone knew K was a drug dealer and assumed it was just a deal gone wrong
>C is still a little bit fucked up over it but his girl is now in rehab
>still has some kick ass submachine guns under his bed
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>>37997662
she played vidya too
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>>37994741
Oh shit did you see the aftermath?
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>>37989640
REPORT POST
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>>37998279
shit, piss, vomit, swastikas, dicks, porn, blood and brains
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>>37989557
>tfw never wear a jacket unless it's negative degrees
it's actually me
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>>37998250
>under his bed
That's just asking to get found
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>>37998322
don't forget hammers, sickles, doggy dildos, panties, and anime figurines
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>>37991318
Don't be embarrassed about the chicken dipped in mashed potatoes that shit is fucking good idc
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>>37998345
His grandparents were oblivious and his grandma was a borderline vegetable
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>>37998322
HOLY FUCK
You gotta elaborate and tell the background story
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>That kid the stupid bowl cut like Moe from the 3 Stooges. Who had it all the way through 12th grade
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>>37998367
Same maybe with some oregano
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>>37990632
i'm all of those, and my bf is all of the female ones
I think about suicide so fucking often
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>>37997682
>That kid that wore this shirt
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>>37996719
"That kid that bragged about being raped"
You can't just drop that
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>>37990965
Why anon...
And how?
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>>37998250
how does one get guns like that
asking for a friend
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>>37998938
Go to /k/ and ask make sure to include area
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>that kid who was homeless, lived in a corner of the school and would do a funny jig if you gave him a dollar.
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>that kid who disappeared and everyone later found out he was charged with rape
>that girl who wore socks and sandals every day
>that girl that wore pants every day even though we were a uniform school with skirts available
>that fat chick who spoke about going to parties, but nobody ever saw them because they were fucking lying
>that kid who used to call the teacher by their first name and was really, really creepy
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>I studied in a private school, run by nuns
>There was this one kid
>An ugly, dumb, fat, beta manlet, with ridiculously rich parents, that tried to buy everyone's acceptance. Let's call him G
>Threw a huge birthday party in his parents' country house in our last year of high school
>G whined and moaned at his parents until they gave in and gave him carte blanche to do whatever the hell he wanted as long as he stopped sperging at them
>Invited anyone that was "cool" to the party, which amounted to some 40 people among hads/stacies, (actual) stoners, sportsmen, and other such groups (being a hermit bookworm, I only heard of it all much later, through social osmosis)
>Still arranged a couple of vans to cart people from his house to the country house if they couldn't make it on their own
>George bought gallons upon gallons of varied booze (keep in mind, we're almost all 17 at this time), hired a catering service, band, a guy to make some barbecue, some hideous decorations, and a bunch of cheap hookers to "attend" to the guests
>Yes, you read that right. Guy hired 8-12 prostitutes (accounts vary) to roam the party and suck/fuck whoever approached them
>Hijinx and fun ensue, despite G's growing, ever-desperate, cringy, and, most importantly, failed attempts at being "cool" and "the life of the party"
>The party went from mid-morning to late night

Cont.
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>>37990761
That kid was me

Not original
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>>37989859
Had a tard from my old school do this on his way out the school. Didn't know his own strength.
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>that kid who everyone loved despite being a standoffish emo druggie just because he was handsome and somewhat funny
>always had multiple sycophants following him around
>treats them like absolute shit
FUCK YOU MICHAEL YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING
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>>37999161
>By the time things were dying down, two chads grabbed one of the hookers and had her blow both of them by the pool
>Everyone's watching it, and then the chads splurt their baby-gravy in the hooker's mouth
>Hooker, with a mouth full of cum, fast-walks to the nearest bathroom to spit it out
>When she was 10 feet away from the bathroom, G, who was oblivious to all this, in yet another of his attempts to prove himself worthy of stacy's praise, grabs the hooker by the waist, downs the rest of his coke and rum, and tongue kisses that VD and chad chum-filled piehole
>As everyone watched
>As everyone watched, he continued to visibly wriggle his tongue around the hooker's mouth, ignoring/not noticing what should have felt like a blob of snot inside her mouth
>G breaks the vacuum seal between his mouth and the hooker's, and a small, whiteish drop can be seen, glistening, on his lower lip, as he yells a flat-sounding "WOOHOO!"
>Someone sniggered
>Someone else sniggers
>Suddenly, everyone is laughing; even the caterer and the barbecue guy; this is some unprofessional shit, ahtellyawut
>G is looking confused as fuck
>Some charitable/diabolic soul sidles up to him and gives G some context
>G goes pale, vomits up a storm, and ran inside
>Wasn't seen for a week after that
>To this day, nearly ten years after the party, G is still known to anyon that studied in that school at that time as "Pearl", "Saucy", and any cum-related nickname one can come up with
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>the turbo-rednecks who only wore denim, flannel and leather and spit tobacco fucking everywhere
>the trio of Down syndrome girls who skip-run around campus
>that kid whose grandfather was a former president of the Gambia and was cool as fuck and African
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>>37991229
shit, are you in my class?
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>>37989730
>That kid that FUCKING DIED
My HS every year. We couldn't go 6 months without a fatality, almost all of them car-related.
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>that kid who kept getting in and out of relationships
>that same kid who would claim he fucked those girls
>that same kid who whined about how all girls are meaningless and hurt him
>that same kid who tried going after a different girl days later

Why did I hang out with that guy?
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>>37999450
>>that kid whose grandfather was a former president of the Gambia and was cool as fuck and African
Story?
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>>37993816
one kid at my school did a backflip during prom and snapped his fucking neck.
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>that kid who lied about his life to make him seem cooler than he really was

wasnt me, too beta to try and do it
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>>37994663
>>that kid who drew guns in school
was me
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>that kid who would eat spiderweb
I swear
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>>37998994
Don't do this unless you want an ATF agent knocking on your door
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>>37997681
Yes plzzz
>am I original enough?
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>That kid who would hack people's accounts
>That kid who Think he is funny by saying he is a failure and says about killing himself
>The white thot who would cheat on everyone she met
>That kid who would call for times when he gets trapped or almost caught in tag
>That kid who isn't himself at school (me)
>That kid who thinks he's badass just because he has mussles and a gf (Fucking Chad)
>That one kid who runs around the school thinking he's sonic
>That hoe who gets pregnant all the time
>That chill nerd who would help you if you were cool
>That black guy who doesn't act like other chimps
>That guy who would cause the fire alarms to go off
>That one kid who would bring a knife to school
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>That kid that alternated between a family guy and call of duty shirt
>Those black kids that tried harder than anyone else
>The trans kid who ended up in the hospital for suicidal behavior like 4 or 5 times throughout the year but got a free pass from the teachers
>Those kids that verbally judged every little thing you did
>That overall bizarre kid who probably had some esoteric form of autism
>That kid who was obsessed with wolves and did nothing to hide his obvious furfaggotry
>That kid who asked you if you were a crip or a blood in the 5th grade
>That kid who printed out 100 copies of the mexican flag on someone else's computer they forgot to sign out of was me
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>>37998250
Nice, very nice
>not original
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>>37999577
OK
>in hs years ago
>freshman year, know most kids from earlier grades in feeder schools
>hear we are getting 2 transfer students
>one is some spic girl with a mustache
>other is a 4' tall black kid named Mustapha
>speaks perfect English, also French and Arabic, really good education before I guess
>he's blacker than night and my white-bread suburban high school has never encountered this
>Mustapha is quiet, I thought he had an accent but he didn't no one ever heard him speak often
>its like that Eddie Murphy movie "Coming to America" he tries to blend in as an average American
>this doesn't work, after lots of questioning he name drops his grandfather as president of the Gambia
>most people in school had no idea the Gambia was a country or where it was, but he was a cool foreign dude
>stays for 2 years, teaches us about Africa and Islam
>curses Stacies in Arabic becuz he was a bro and knew that they wanted his pygmy African cock
I talked to him last year on fagbook, he's a pharmacist now
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>>37993884
Where the fuck did you grow up?
>>
>That kid that started a cult worshipping a sandwich

>Me
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>>37995090
and this is why you got bullied and had no friends, buddy.
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>That kid who browsed 4chan in web design after he finished his assignments, somehow not realizing that the stereotypical "geek girl" teacher would recognize it and be upset by it
LITERALLY me
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>that kid who made an explosive out of deodorant
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>>37990681
he didn't say he looked like a chad because of his age... just that he was one that looked 25
>>
>That kid who would joke about gore
>That kid who acts like a psycho when no ones around
>That kid who drew swastikas at school
>That kid who has amazing talents that are unnoticed
>That kid who pretends he isn't a furfag
>That one Kid who chimps out and acts innocent when caught
>That one kid who was quiet (me)
>That kid who thinks he's a gun expert because he plays COD
>That kid who would be your friend and backstab you
>that kid who would lie about being in a relationship
>that kid who would pretend he is a dog or a wolf
>that kid who claims that his party is lit only to be shitty and fucking gay
>That kid who complains about everything just to feel superior (everyone on the thread)
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>>37993508
you're definitely a nigger, and should be lynched
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>>37993508
How the fuck do you break into a school?
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>>37989557
>that kid that loves communism and far left politics
>Has Autism
>Sperg the fuck out whenever he hears the word "America"
> Created a high pitched voice that he used for 3 year before we discovered that he actually hit puberty before us and got an Alpha Voice
> He actually bringed an URSS flag today and stick it to the white board in front of all the class
> Is actually the coolest guy in the world

>Other Kid who liked politics too
> Has a writing disability and had to write on a computer
> extremely embarassing when he talks to girls and shakes her hand very hard
> Autistic laugh
> Showed him a meme that it is not that funny
> It's been fucking 3 months that everytime he sees me he tells me it but even less funnier each times
> Got shitty hats to look like McCree from Overwatch
> Informatic Genius Linux User
> he's cool but I feel sad for him
>>
>that kid who raped a 16 year old boy when he was 19 and got a 15 year sentence
I was friends with that kid
>>
>That kid who would act like a smarts and got Fs
>>
>that kid who wold always get drunk on school trips and then got sent home(5 times in total)
I was eventually banned from school trips...
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>>38000447
>bringed
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>>38000447
>bringed
original
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>that kid who surprised a gipsy trying to steal his bike
>that who was now paranoid about it
>same kid I gave an anonymous phone call pretending to be bike-thief-san
>"me and my manes gon beat your ass"
>"I know your address and phone number"
>all with shitty forced accent
>that same kid who believed it all
>was super pissed when he found out it was me playing a trick
>sends me a message, all caps, saying how scared he got and how dead I am
>saying he told his fucking grandpa who used to be a policeman (at this point i had already lost all of my keks)
>tells me about "how i shouldn't be surprised if the police showed to my place"
Now he wants to play it off as a joke and laughs about how "the gipsy was such a manlet pussy" even though he was scarde shitless like two weeks before
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>>38000689
>Report message for racism
>>
>That kid who would drink energy drinks when school starts
>That kid who would cause a lot of drama and go missing so she can get attention
>That special ed kid who would roast everyone
>That kid who would hope is shit on the walls
>that kid who acts sarcastic all the time that people wouldn't take him seriously
>That kid who wouldn't stop bitching about his youtube channel
>that kid who tries to be multicultural
>that kid who spoils everything
>that kid who tries to steal you lunch (get your own lunch nigger)
>>
>That "edgy" kid who would always threaten to shoot up the school/kill people but probably wouldn't even know to turn the safety off first
>That kid who claimed to be nonbinary and depressed to play the oppressed card and therefore not have to do schoolwork
>Those two annoying kids who hated each other, fought daily, and still ended up always getting the same classes together
>That bitchy girl who was a literal twig but still wore revealing clothes everyday to show off the body she didn't have
>That obese girl who thought her fat was boobs and started wearing bras in the 4th grade
>That out-of-shape kid who played the least physically-demanding sport but still called themselves athletic
>That kid who stole so much he would get caught up in it and start stealing his own stuff
>>
>That kid who thought it was actually funny to tell everyone he was going to shoot up the school, write it on walls/desks, etc., and then wondered why he got suspended
>>
>That kid who is an ordinary kid who would do normal kid activities and live a normal lifestyle
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>>38000978
storytime?

sprinkle some oreganoli on that one.
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>>38001011
sorry but this thread is out of oreganoli
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>>38001011
I'll go to the store and get some more
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>wore bright clothing all the time and did drugs
>never talks to anyone except for sexting random girls or people he smokes with
>people think he's narcissistic because he seems normal but doesn't talk to anyone, and if he talks, it's usually about himself
>he's just really insecure and doesn't know how to talk to people
>>
>That kid who would wonder off during field trips
>>
>>37994359
>present tense

fuck off
>>
>that kid who would have like 5 phones be brings everywhere
>>
This thread is dead
F O R E V E R
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>>37989667
>that kid whose teacher actually was his mom
>>
>>37995090
explains why youre here
>>
>that furfag that wore a tail and fox ears every day
>>
>>37995990
>The black kid who loved anime, only hung out with white nerds and got bullied by all the rest of the black people

What did they say to him?
>>
>>37995990
>Those black kids who congregated in the middle of the hallway, would watch as one of their group approached you on your way to class, and howl like you were some sort of badass when you walked past without even turning your head
>>
>that kid who was already into drugs like weed and mdma during high school but once high school ended began doing harder and harder drugs and spiraled out of control
>>
>>38002456
This but I was also a twinky emo fag. Only point in my life I was actually attractive and I let it go to waste.
>>
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>>38002818
>That kid who smoked weed in middle school but quit by high school and acted like he was better than stoners despite taking up cigarettes
>>
>that kid who wasn't in any clubs but was in every club photo in the yearbook under different names
>that kid who hanged himself sophomore year
>that kid who died of a heroin OD
>that girl who fucked every dude she could and had a ton of abortions because she refused to use any kind of contraceptive
>that kid who had to be taken out of school by ambulance due to alcohol poisoning
>>
>That school that got so bad that the year after you left they had no money for extracurricular activities and had to hold multiple anti-drug assemblies
>>
>>37999508
A kid every 2 years died from our school. All of them on the drum line. Very creepy.
>>
>that kid that keeps his hoodie and/or coat on even though its a million degrees out
>>
>>38003243
I don't believe we met before, how do you know me?
>>
>>38003097
did you go to a predominantly black school in the south
>>
>>38003276
Nope it was a predominantly white school in a fairly nice area of Phoenix AZ
>>
>>37989557
That kid who was a teachers pet and would act like the epitome of a smart Alec in front of the class
Holy shit, looking back I'm suprised no one in my class tryed to give me a wedgie, just thinking about it makes me cringe hard
>>
>>37991694
>that kid who threw his backpack out the 2nd storey window to impress the class, but it landed on a teacher teaching PE below

why would he do that?

also:
>that croatian metalhead/goth kid
>that whitish looking turkish girl with huge tits
>that neonazi mulatto girl some other anon from a previous that kid thread knew
>>
>>37995090
look at this fucking faggot actually spending time on school OUTSIDE school. kill yourself family
>>
>>37996171
Wait the class gets graded as a group, what country is this shit system from?
>>
>>38003334
paradise valley?
>>
>>37989688
Fuck off normalfaggot. Im not missing out on more ez points to boost my grade just because some little retarded manlet spic was being a lazy fucker and couldn't spend 10 minutes doing his homework.
>>
>those muslim girls who always wore the full hijab outfits even when it was 30 degrees celcius outside
>they would always get high grades
the guys may have been utter cancer but those girls were fucking worker bees I tell ya
>>
>>37994359
Back to le reddit xD

Fucking subhuman faggot shitting up my board
>>
>>37990500
>that kid who got a kendama ball pushed up his ass by a chad
KEK story please
>>
>>38000197
>that kid who made an explosive out of deodorant

this was me, i also build my own fireworks and explosive devises. was also a sarcastic fuck.
people started calling me vinny after atlantis the lost empire came out, never got quite why because i hadn't seen that movie untill years after it came out.
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>>37991694
>that kid who was always the first to arrive at each classroom, but had no friends, so he stared at the door waiting for the teacher

Delet this
>>
>>37989557
>that kid who always wore a bulky hoodie even in the hottest weather because someone made fun of their erect nipples
>>
>that kid that flunked his school shooting
>>
>>37997066
Y-you mean nobody believed me? But I gave her a name and printed a picture of her and everything
>>
>that kid who got a gf and thought normies would finally respect him
>>
>>37997688
>That kid who masturbated in class

Taz McMullan, even to this day (years out of school) people refer to masturbating in public as "pulling a Taz McMullan"
>>
>>37996920
Waifu tier desu.

Ahaywbsir
>>
>>37990659
>tfw started balding freshman year
The amount of shit said right to my face makes me horrified of all the things said behind my back
>>
>>37989557
that kid who wore a tail to school.
that kid with the black leather jacket that trailed down to his heels.
that morbidly obese band kid.
that roastie kid with the plastic chokers and fucked up teeth.
that kid who definitely didn't shower.
that kid you made fun of for looking/acting a certain way and then you found out they had a handicap.
>>
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>>37990787
>>37990761
this is one of my friends. Case in point, here's some of his horrible art, and he also tried getting with me. Eykes.
>>
>>37994800
shit dude, this kid was at my old school
>>
>that kid from finland who got drunk, fell out the window and got paralyzed for life
>>
>that kid who was obsessed with Stalin
>that fat kid who always talked about Hitler
>that retard who was allowed to hit people because he was a retard
>that retard who hit a crazy autistic kid and got the absolute shit beaten out of him
>that autistic group of loud retards who hung out in the band room
etc.
>>
>>37998250
Good on you for not being a narc. I know if I told my friends shit like this 1/2 would narc and the other half would gossip and get me caught.
>>
>>38004543
Does this faggot have a deviantart we can make fun of?
>>
>>37998251
What kind of vidya? The one I knew played Elder Scrolls occasionally, did she ever play that? I'm starting to think we're actually talking about the same person. Shit's spooky.
>>
>>37999067
>>that kid who was homeless, lived in a corner of the school and would do a funny jig if you gave him a dollar.
I was that kid
>>
>>38004363
ya forgot the implication bends you faggot
>>
>>38003587
ahwatukee
>>
>>37989557
they're more comfy
shut up, i wear shorts march-december in washington state
>>
>that kid who was large and deep voiced for his age and scared people with his presence
>>
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>>38004543
>e-motes
>>
>>37989557
I woke sandals during the winter here
>>
>>37989557
>that kid who had such twiggy, hairless legs that he had to wear pants
>>
>that kid who always got haircuts where he got a buzzcut on top of his head but let his sideburns continuously grow
>>
>>38004363
>that kid who definitely didn't shower
the two friends I had were this kid.
>>
>>37995090
>That brown-noser kid who sat at the first row and complimented the teacher with everything they did
>>
>>37989557
>that kid who shot up a smoke shop and flep to california
>>
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>>37989836

Fuck it was me.
>>
The kid who was in constant pain
>>
>>38006348
>Every member of this board
>>
>>37990187
>literally every girl I went to high school with

What is it with girls and flip flops? Why the fuck do they wear them every single day?
>>
>>37990187
>>38006366
>The girls who wore light clothes on days that were clearly rainy and bitched about the weather anyway
>Everyone who whines about rainy weather but when it gets sunny and miserably hot they whine about that too (every normie, ever)
>>
>>37996320
>>That manlet who was athletic and had a nice family who was popular but couldn't be chad as he wasn't tall so he got assblasted and bullied all the tall autists
That me
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