GUYS EMERGENCY, I have my passed out cousin who I picked up early

>>37986483

Slowly peel her pants down. Take pictures. Make you have something in your hand as a decoy in case you get caught. Like food or something.

piss on her senpai

Call her mother immediately

>>37986507
DO THIS
stupid fucking roastie deserves it

>>37986483
Put her hand in a bowl of water

Slice her throat. Keep body in car. Drive off a bridge and drown.

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>>37986483
try to wake her up and give her water/gatorade so she won't be hung over

>>37986506
First post best post.
Say something like "hold on a sec, there's a spider on your thigh" and take a photo of her pants pulled down, showing those thick supple buttcheeks.

We'd be ecstatic if you posted that photo. You would get a medal of honor for helping your fellow robots.

>>37986483
this is the same spic idiot who does this every week
ignore and use the options field on this moron

>>37986483
You know what to do lmao

>>37986507
>>37986524
Do these, OP.
otigiu9aosgas

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This will end well
original

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>>37986538
liquids alone won't help
she'll need protein
like a normal-sized bowl of eggs

I heard about situations like this. You're supposed to force feed her a bowl of cold cooked eggs.
I don't know why but it's not wise to question the normie customs.

Bludgeoned her to death and take her skin.

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When you bring her to the destination. lay her on the side in a bath tub. When she pukes you wont have to clean any sheets. Lay her on her side so she doesn't drown in her own vomit. Put some Gatorade or water and some vitamins next to her. leave her a towel and soap so she can wash up in the morning. post tits.

>>37986568
Does she have to eat all of the eggs?

>>37986483
put your dick in her mouth and post pic -- and/or jazz on her face

Stick a full bottle of vodka up her ass. It will neutralize the alcohol in her system.

Dude it's your cousin. Put her on a bed or couch. Make sure she doesn't get alcohol poisoning. It's family, man.

>>37986830
lmao fuck off boring ass nerd

>>37986796
Yes, alI of them.

>>37986830

I can only hope this is sarcasm.

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>this happened to my sister pretty much once in 3 months.

Just drive her home.
If she's puking let her, (hold her head on the toilet, she'll thank you later.)
If she's wasted but still excited and wants to do stuff be firm and treat her like a dog.
If you want to be super safe she won't puke in her bedroom, take her to the bathroom and let her sleep in the shower. You can give her a pillow if you don't care about it getting all pukey.
Anything to put back in her body minerals and making her digestion start working will do.
Do not give her food if she looks silent and pukey.

Receive hug the next day and feel like the hero you are not because you touched your sister boobs the night before as a payback to swimming in her puke.

>>37986846
>>37986852
Can't get laid except for raping your unconscious family member. Man you guys are degenerate. I'm going back to /pol and /fit.

>>37986914

I would rape you, faggot. Post contact

>>37986910
>take her to the bathroom and let her sleep in the shower.
No, if you want to be safe you ensure she sleeps on her side, not on her back, so she doesn't choke on her own vomit.

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I've been sitting in the parking lot for an hour now she's still passed out, it getting dark outside, I'm tempted /r9k/ but Shit dudes I'm pretty stupid to begin with

>>37986973
Anon if you're legitimately stupid don't listen to this. Just take care of your sis.

>>37986957
You would have to be dangerously intoxicated for that to happen. The kind of dangerous level where you should be hospitalised.
People only choke on their own vomit when they're completely conked out on some hard drug.

>>37986973

KILL HER.

KILL YOURSELF.

KILL

It depends on how long it will take you to dig a 4 foot deep hole.

>>37987013
This is so wrong your assumptions are going to lead to death you asshole. I was blackout passed out vomited on myself when i first started drinking as a teen. luckily my friend was sober enough to turn me over. you can choke and die.

>>37986973

Then you live your whole life without feeling the soft skin of a girl. This is your only chance. And you will regret passing on it until you're old.

Put your dick in her mouth. Take a picture

>>37986957
Yes. Depends by the geometry of your shower really.
But yes I gave it as given. Make sure she's in a position that would prevent her to vomit choke.
We don't have a tub.
The best thing tho is to just give an eye to her from time to time too.

Also, you can give her a towel.
She'll probably use it to cover herself while she sleeps.

Cmon bruh just stop thats family

>>37987103

That doesn't mean she's not an evil whore. Do what you want OP

>>37986483
take lewd pictures of her whole body including feet and panties and take her home

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Guys I turned her over

>>37986507
This. Piss on her crotch, she'll think she peed in her sleep. Take pictures

>>37986973
Why are you hanging out in the parking lot? That's weird, man. Take her home

>>37986538
Actually the best thing is to get up start moving around. Burning off alcohol is the only sure way to not be hungover.

t. Alcoholic

Get a bowl of warm water, then pour it over her so she thinks she pissed herself.

>>37987143

STAB HER IN THE CHEST

STAB HER IN THE STOMACH

STAB HER

STAB YOURSELF

>>37987143
Pull up her shirt show tits

>>37987211
Nice digits guy

>>37986483
Isn'tit obvious? kek

>>37987211
i took a quick peek at your post ID, and it turns out that it ends in two identical digits.

Take her home and make sure she has somewhere comfortable and warm to sleep.

Look after her.

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>>37987143
Yoir penis is doing the thinking. Dont do this anon for the love of god have some reason.

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Is she about a size 6?

>>37987143
From "awake" to "coma" how asleep is she?

Also. For god's sake. If you have to drive her do this:
>Front seat
>crossed arms against the plastic piece of the inside of the car before the windshield.
>head rested, looking down on arms.
>seatbelt.
>drive slow
> if you have something like a bucket place it between her legs.
>if you don't hope that god takes pity on you.

Ic she will barf as you drive her around this way it will end up on her knees and on the foot part of the car. Not the seats. Take curves slowly because she'll ram her head around otherwise.

>wyb I know exactly who this is

>>37986483
Do it like they do in H-mangas and put her in various positions with your dick in her mouth and/or various objects in her snatch, all while taking photos, then later blackmail her into doing you small favours of an intimate nature, gradually increasing the explicitness and perverseness over time until she becomes your slave. Start off with a kiss on the lips or something, then french kiss, then handjob etc. and you get the idea

>>37987143
Follow your conscious OP.
Do the right thing.

>>37987143
you're gonna get caught
then you'll become a sex offender
to your cousin even worse
your family will exile you
you'll ruin your whole life if you get caught
reconsider you surely are not this stupid

try fingerblasting her puss

Touch her pussy

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>>37987211
>>37987355

KEK calls upon thee, OP

Touch her butthole

Stick it in her pooper
Or post tiddy

>>37987345
This.

>Being a good person and not ruining your life
v.s.
>Amusing a handful of psychopaths on-line

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>>37987143
Go baby go!

>>37986483
Post pic of her feet

>>37987143
she looks like a little thiccy

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yeeyee here's more from old threads

>>37987407
I'm confused. now it's his cousin. was it his sister?

>>37987459
Yeah I deleted the post I thought I found the thread in the archive. He's posted this girl before tho. see >>37987455

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>>37987455
and another where he fingered her

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ITT: Anon date rapes his cousin and then gets poetically raped and beaten himself.


*grabs popcorn

>>37987467
oh okay
should've seen the bait
/thread

Post face, have some respect.

>>37987485
Found the archived thread

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37820522

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>>37987455
>>37987474
>>37987143
figures hes a nigger
niggers are always humongous attention whores, and have no problem lying to garner attention
disgusting

>>37987584
light skinned nigger or a beaner

>t. beaner with similar skin tone

How about you don't fuck it up for once. Like, seriously? You can avoid this. It doesn't have to go that way. Just stop and let her sleep

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>>37987584
>entirely different attire
>same girl

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>OP tries to rape his cousin in the car
>suddenly remembers he never left the driveway of the house where he picked her up
>looks up and sees a crowd watching him

>>37987952
>implying girls don't wear more than one outfit

nigga is this bait

>>37987952
if you had half of a fucking brain you'd recognize the car looks exactly the fucking same on the inside

what are the fucking odds that someone with the same exact car would end up with a chick that has a similar looking body and post about her sleeping or being passed in in his car?

kill yourself.

Is op dead? Where r u op

>>37988112
fucking his cousin

I remember this guy posting a thread saying a girl was passed out on xanax or something then when people called him out he acted like he had to go

this was months ago too, do you and your girlfriend have some kind of fetish where you get off on LARPing for r9k?

Release the pene!

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Bump two save thread

are you still their? waht happened?