>"uncle anon...our mom says we aren't supposed to

Crap. I've had this nightmare so many times I just wake up.

let's just say that she doesn't like me

Let's just say one of you is already experienced

>>37985876
You'll know after the pills kick in honey.

Your mom is mad that she isn't allowed to play the fun games we play!

I'm a virgin. The anti virgin law will get approved this year and I'm going to be put down. She doesn't want you to get too attached.

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>>37985876

It's nothing girls. I'm your Dad. You can always talk to me.

It's natural and beautiful for a man to love his sister.

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>in 12 years both these girls will be getting BLACKED regularly
Just kill me already

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>>37985876
You see, girls. Ever since the divorce, the state of Mississippi says that I'm not your parent anymore. Your mom is just afraid that the big bad government is going to take you two away from us.

"I like seeing girls your age naked, sweetie. The government doesnt like that."

>>37986032
>Italy
Their ancestors were probably BLACKED anyway

Left girl > right girl

I mean they're both pretty but the girl on the left is so cute.

>>37985876
DOES THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING SMARTWATCH! ENOUGH WITH Thid SHIT!!!!!! I SAID ENOUGH WIT H THI S YOU FUCKING PIZZAHEADS!!!!!!!! 11!!

>>37986198
not everybody is poor making min wage at McDonalds ameriwagecuck
Some nations require the jew to pay a good wage to their employees

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>>37985876
"Sicker than your average coon slayer,
Skin is white as snow and I dress like a player"

>>37985876
She doesn't want me to make you into losers like myself by letting you play video games.

>>37986259
It's a matter of protecting your children from the far reaches of the Jew.
You smug nigger.

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>>37986317
Jeez lad.
I was considering unplugging my pc.

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>>37986259
>>37986369
>trusting the time-telling jew
Good goy.

>>37986489
>not using the electronic Aryan to keep you informed and protect you from jewish subversion

>>37985930
>Let's just say one of you is already experienced
kek

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>>37985876
>It's because she's a bigot, babe.

>>37985876
She just wants to keep me all to herself...also I don't have any blonde biological relatives that I can think of who are you people?

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>>37985876
(looks around)

What do you two know about Jews?

>>37985876
Have you ever read To Kill a Mockingbird? Well I'm sort of like Tom.