Guys pls help >accidentally touch my 8 yr old neice with my

>>37981669
Oh shit doesn't sound at all where do I send the flowers for your impending funeral or sit down and explain the situation

>>37981669
If it was an accident, it was an accident. You can't help in the play fun of wrestling. Just tell the truth m8. But if it wasn't you should rethink your life and just hitchhike to montana and become a carrot farmer

>>37981669
If they don't automatically put you in it make sure you request protective custody in prison. Inmates do real bad things to kiddie diddlers

Please, be true for once, just this time, but then....
OP was never not a faggot.

>>37981669
Oh look, this thread again.
I sure do love reading it. Again.

>OP asks us to fabricate a convincing cover up for his pedophilic activities
Just tell them you are an obligate faggot and can only get off to penis, OP. I would believe you.

Stale copypasta. The OG OP wrastlan guy's prolly dead in the northwest.

So, I'll just throw this out there. This exact thread was posted last week. Just saying.
This may be the FBI surveying your responses.

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You practically worstened the situation even more by ignoring the calls

Why the fuck would your first instinct be to walk out when you couldve said it was an accident?

Well, I'd say you should just man the fuck up and just go back and say it was an accident you knew you fucked up and you panicked before something more serious occurs

>>37981669
You made the situation a lot worse anon

Bro, you posted the same fucking thread a week ago.

What do you think, people in here are so gullible?

>look at all the replies

Oh ok, people in here are really that gullible