ITT: times you fucked up >14 year old me >girl gets friend

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>>37979285
>14 year old
>snapchat

hmmmmmmm

>>37979285
gtfo underage nigger

>>37979285
die you underage piece of shit

Snapchat was released 6 years ago. 14 + 6 = 20.

>>37979285
Snapchat got popular around 2014-2015. Get out.

>>37979920
>>37979823
>>37979863
>>37979570
get out you fucking faggots I am a big boy

>>37979285
wow i can't fucking believe 14 y/o faggots use snapchat. im glad i don't use any social media.

>>37979285
>14 years old
>snapchat

What the fuck? Are you underage? When I was 14 the iphone was just coming out. What the fuck is wrong with you faggot?

>>37980007
Get fucked little man. Here come the mods

I remember hearing vaguely about snapchat in high school, but of course I was a left out sperg so if kids were using it for this type of shit I wasn't aware.

>meet a nice girl on here
>we start talking a lot
>she's great, we get along pretty well
>she sends me a pic of herself
>she's beautiful, 9/10, almost exactly what I'd want my future wife to look like if I could choose
>about a week later I get bored one day and decide I want to see how she'd react if she thought I was blackmailing her
>pretend to blackmail her
>she panics and after a while says she won't do anything else because I'd use that as more blackmail material, which made me happy that she didn't give in
>I reveal I wasn't serious
>she doesn't believe me, lost a lot of trust in me
>months later our relationship is barely any better and she barely trusts me
>I ruined a good relationship out of boredom

>>37980113
I am 18+
>>37979914
this guy explained it pretty good man

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Wait a minute op

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does this mean

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you're under 18

Snapchat released Sept 2011 but wasn't popular until 2013. OP is at best 18.

>>37979570
Snapchat was launched in 2011, 6 years ago

>>37979914
Nobody used that shit until idk 2 years ago.

>>37980135
>ruined a good relationship out of boredom
I've done similar multiple times. Good luck fixing it.

>>37980650
You're mom was launched in my ass right beside your dad's dick 9 months before you were born, last December
FAGGOT

>>37980683
'as of November 28, 2012, users had shared over one billion photos on the Snapchat iOS app, with 20 million photos being shared per day'. - per wikipedia

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>>37979285
I can top it. Get ready for some pain Anons.

>Be me
>13 going on 14
>Ask a girl out
>Rejects me but then spreads news around to ruin me socially all to increase her popularity
>Few months later she says she likes me
Ohshitnigga.yeaboi
>She was just playing with my feelings while her friends watched and giggled about it
>Spreads the info around school for more lulz
>"Fuck this I'm done. Couldn't care less"

>One year later
>Hanging out with friends and we always prank each other and dick around
>No need for roasties. I've got fucking BeyBlades!!
>Girls from other schools come over during extracurricular club activities
>Find one to be pretty but not feeling like it would go anywhere because she's always sorta aloof around me
>Prob hates me but whateva
>Most prankster friend starts asking me about her
>"Hey anon, what do you think about her? She's pretty hot right?"
OhFuckNo.BitchPlease
Not falling for more tricks
>"Heh. No way faggot. Wouldn't fuck her with your dick."

Hah Nailed it. He gets all disappointed and genuinely seems like he wants me to ask her out. Tries to talk me into seeing her in a better light.

>"Dude, she's pretty. Just give her a chance."
Holy shit...is he being genuine? No way he's just a good actor.
>Say no thanks and double down.
>Feel victorious.
>She always seems sorta depressed/angry/scorned around me

>Probably mad cus she didn't get to play her games on me

>Halfway through college taking a shower 6 years later.
>"Hey...wait a minute..."
>Finally put it together that she liked me
>Could have avoided this place
>Could have been happy
>Why didn't she just ask me out?
>WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND MOST PRANKSTER FRIEND!?
>Oh well. Que cera cera

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>14
>Snapchat

I don't care how old you are right now, just fuck off. 4chan should be 25+ anyway.

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>>37980089
No. You are just old man.

>>37980089
Haha. When I was 14 AIDS had just come out. :)

https://youtu.be/rCp2h5jslKY

Last year:

>match with qt of my dreams on tinder
>meet up with her
>first date went so well
>set up second date
>she comes over
>nervous as fuck
>have her in bed but too nervous to get an erection
>just cuddle all night
>never spoke to me again

I had the qtest grill ever in my fucking BED and all i had to do was fuck her to keep her around, but i couldn't even do that.

>>37985118
If you ever have a next time, use performance boost m8

>>37985118
chin up champ.

you've gotten farther than most of this board