This cable was the closest thing to a rope I could find. Probably

you'll never rock climb with that piece of shit are you stupid

If you're an ectomorph it might work

Otherwise take a trip to the hardware store

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>>37976267
>falling for the suicidal jew

Just make a rope out of the bed sheet you put the cable on. It's not like you're going to have much use for it afterwards.

sometimes I wonder how serious these threads really are

>>37977004
this is a nice image
:ok_hand:

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>>37977081
Probably more serious than we as a society would like to admit, senpai...
>>37976267
Literally just buy ahookles ratchet strap and compress your neck above the adam's apple. Put a v-shaped towel between your neck and the metal mechanism of tha strap to be comfy, tighten it, pass out and be done with it all in 10 minutes, have a nice day.

>>37977004
holy shit
well done anon

>killing yourself with the only thing that kept you going for years
That's poetic