Help me robots I can't tell if a girl has feelings for me

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>>37975534
>keeps touching me and shit
Touch her back and see how she reacts to it

>>37975534
she must think you're cool if she keeps giving you cucumbers

she thinks you're cool as a cucumber

>>37975534
>she gave me a cucumber from her garden
Tha's a weird way to say "she" gave you "her" dick

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>>37975534
You'll never know if you don't like try.

>>37975534
>Here's a picture of Tomoko both to get your attention and illustrate how autistic I am.
And it did a very good job at both. I can't really give you advice. How do these interactions occur? Sounds really nice. Was the cucumber good?

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>>37975567
>cool as a cucumber
>o
>o
>l
>a
>s
>a
>c
>u
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>m
>b
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>r

>>37975581
Not a faggot, it was a literal cucumber and she has no dick as far as I know
>>37975647
The cucumber was the shit, you don't even know man

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Tomoko/image/-qkIqepBtYegFdZXq0IH0w/

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>>37975700
it's a good image bront
Also why did you do this?

Shes probably used the cucumber as a dildo
Put it up your ass and give it back to her

>>37975650
How high are you exactly ?
Is that supposed to be cucumber genitalia?

>>37975754
Why yes, and a rather large set at that. And it's hi how are you.

>>37975534
what emotion is tomoko expressing? nervous or embarrassed maybe. i can't figure it out.

>>37976599
It's Tomoko what the fuck do you think?

>>37975677
Was it bitter as fuck? Should have salted it, raw cucumbers are like that.

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>>37976917
Steamed it later that day

she doesn't love you and your going to die a virgin

>>37975677
>no dick as far as I know
The cucumber was a subtile hint to tell you she has a dick, sorry OP

>>37977406
I have never heard of steaming cucumbers, and i cant imagine it being good. Where do you live?

>>37977735
that makes it better retard

>>37977921
USA, I just like steamed vegetables.

Where did you meet, are you in suburbia or university?

>>37978286
University. We went to high school together but I only really talked to her occasionally, though when I did she was overly friendly. Just happened to end up at the same uni.

>>37976599
In that episode I think she was either ordering food or awkwardly laughing at something by her friend.

>>37978570
Pretty sure this was when she was in the coffee shop and couldn't understand the sizes so she ordered "giant"

>>37978570
>>37978637
She was ordering a hamburger and she said she wanted water.
The clerk bitch asked what she had said and it spooked Tomoko, so she decided to forego water.
First episode, niggas.

>>37978715
It's hard to tell from a single frame, I haven't watched in a while

>>37978734
It's been almost a year since I've watched it, I guess I just have good memory.

You might be in luck who the fuck gives someone a cucumber as a gift you might less autistic than her

>>37978771
Okay but what if
It was a REALLY good cucumber

>>37978797
Holy shit...
>cucumber
>cucum
>cue cum
She wanted you to cream your jeans in that moment when she gave you the cucumber.
You failed her test.

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>>37975534
>land whale at work
>be bolder than usual because she is fat
>become friends
>jokingly ask her for a massage once
>says okay as long as I massage her too
>get daily massages now
>we joke around 90% of the time
>actually a decent friend
>other coworkers saying we will get married
>have intense disgust for fat people will probably never make any advance
why must you punish me god

>>37978771
>>37978797
>>37978836

Fucking brilliant, all signs point to OP getting qt autismo gf.

Many great responses

>>37978914
>mfw I like fat chicks
>mfw i have no face

What size of cucumber are we talking?

Not only do I think she likes you, I think she's probably even more autistic than you are.

Who the fuck gives somebody a cucumber?

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cucumber-chan is best girl

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I agree we need more of a description of the cucumber

big = she's wants you

small = she's mocking you

curved / bent = she thinks your gay

Nobbley/deformed = she thinks your ugly /retarded

The clue is the cucumber we need to solve this cryptic message

I am this grill.

>always trying to touch my crush
>he tells me it makes him uncomfortable
>panic
>start hugging everyone to make it look a general personality trait

I also used to make my crushes cookies, but then they laughed at me.

Maybe it's projection but it sounds good for you, OP. Best of luck!!!!

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>>37980616
It was about average size for a cucumber.

>>37981561
If it was a average sized straight cucumber she likes you

your next move should be to give her a bouquet of carrots

best of luck OP

>>37981756
Give her a fruit bouquet so she thinks you're gay and goes away.

>>37981912
I'd prefer for her not to go away, this autist is my oneitis

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>>37981551
Same, but male. WTF is wrong with me?

Not tryna high jack ops thread but this girl seems to be Interested in me. She touch's me often, in a group setting she always seems to sit next to me sometimes shell have her legs touching mine, often gives me the most attention and stays near me. But if we are alone together she seems to be a little more reserved, I guess for lack of a better word.

What do?

>>37983038
OP here, might as well give back for all the great responses I got.

I'm pretty sure she's interested in you, but maybe isn't comfortable around you outside of a group setting yet. Hang out with her on neutral ground a bit until she feels comfortable with you and then hang out with her alone to see what happens.

>>37983198
I don't think its that. She's definitely comfortable around me, we've known each other for awhile. I dont know how to describe it, she just seems to act a bit differntly when were alone. She always asks me to hang out with her so its not like she feels weird just hanging with me alone.

>>37977406
Nice Tokka cosplay

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>>37983038
Ask her out to a movie. If she says yes - she likes you as a friend. She could just like you as a friend. If she says definitely no, without a reason, then she does not like you. If she says she will think about it and then weasels out, things become interesting. Ask her if she wants to reschedule. If she says maybe but then weasels out again, she has some kind of feelings towards you. Now, a mind blowing realization: love on first sight is a meme. It starts as a weird tingling sensation that makes you uneasy. Most people are confused when it happens to them and don't know what to do. Knowing that, after a 2nd/3rd failed attempt at going out you should ask her if this is too fast for her, ask her how she feels about this. This is the hardest part. You have to be gentle and cautious. But if you execute this properly, she will realize she has feelings for you. After that you can go to the movies together and be happy with one another.

>>37983038
Give her a cucumber .
next time you see her just whip out a cucumber
slap it on the table and say this is my gift for you my lady
then walk off looking mysterious

>>37983386
Its not like i just met her, weve been friends for well over a year now...Here's the thing, shes asked to me to come over and drink with her a few times. Twice she bailed and wanted to do something else. Third time we chilled at her Place, we didnt do anything tho. I feel like all we do is play games with each other and its kinda fucked up. I had a few chances to fuck her months ago but I blew it and made myself look like an asshole in the process, she still likes having me around though. Whatever I just need to stop over thinking this

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>>37983503
>Getting a gf so you can fuck
You are doing it all wrong. Fucking should be the last thing on your list. You can always fuck a Stacy for a few bucks. Gfs are rare and valieable. You get a gf so you don't die alone, and to have someone to talk to irl after you come home from work.

>>37975534
She's displaying her dominance towards you, girls do not tease guys they like, sorry.
If she likes you, she'll play ahrd to get to get your attention.

>>37983590
I want her to be my gf but that ain't happening, and I've accepted that. It was a whole thing between me and her but I'm over that. I just want to finish what I started with her.

>>37983503
She probably just wants to fuck, but relationships can come after that. If there's a spark, go for sex and don't expect a relationship. That can kind of just happen if it's going to.

Why do people ask for advice on this shit from virgins like us? It's flattering but I think you can find better sources.