>"Ewww look girls its that new private...pvt Anon!!

>such a boot
POGs, not even once

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>>37973202
time is die capitalist scum

>>37973202
>male in girl barracks
I find that very hard to believe. Granted, I didn't even make it pas A-school in the. Navy

Army doesn't say boot

>>37973310
lmfao underrated

>>37973329
>tfw on CQ(again) and have to sign in local "country sluts" for Chad to fuck
>tfw knocking on his door at 0001 reminding him that guests must leave by midnight
i-its not fair I was told being in the army would get me girls :(

>>37973375
Bro were you instructed to kick everyone out at that time? Unless it's part of your orders it sounds like it's their problem if the girl stays past time.

What would happen if you got caught fooling around with them? Would the Sargent chop your balls off?

>>37973202
>Strip Magic the Gathering
How would that even work? Lose a piece of clothing every x life lost? What if you gain life? Is it just a bo3, losing clothes on each loss?

I am so confused.

>>37973202
Why would I sign up to be a servant of Israel?

>>37973202
>implying they won't all be pregnant before they see a real battlefield
Female soldiers are wasted money.

>>37973833
No. You're balls will get cut off but Sergeant would just be annoyed about doing the paperwork to have them cut off.

>>37973998
So people do fool around sexually in the barracks? What is the official policy on this sort of thing.

>>37974263
>What is the official policy on this sort of thing

don't ask don't tell

Female soldiers are the fucking biggest meme on the planet. Our SJW brainwashing has literally overwritten the most basic, common sense gender roles

>>37973874
you don't have sign up anymore, goyim!

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seven six two millimetre, full metal jacket.

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Implying that I want:
>a SHARP case
>article 15 for said SHARP
>to be in a female's shitty, smelly bunk room
>in the presence of four out of regulations females, have they even heard of Army Regulations holy fuck
>in the presence of 4 shittily made bunk beds

Fuck outta here
t. veteran

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>>37973958

Females in the military are a meme
(USMC 2011-2015)

>Always fallout of runs, slowing everyone down
>Always put in the office as "Eye candy" by Gunny (E-7)
>Lance Corporals (E-3) always marry E-5/E-6
>Can't hike for shit
>Get their packs carried on hikes
>Have to watch language around them. The EO loves paper work and he hates you
>They can do 8 pullups and that will score the same as my 20 pullups
>They can run 3 miles in 21 mins and that will score the same as my 18 mins (Complete Bullshit)
>All male Marines are thirsty AF for the females
>Most of the females are lesbians

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>>37973866
Stripe for every 3 damage you take.

Mfw I run a red burn deck

>>37974263
I'm pretty sure male and females are separated.

>>37973202
>Army
>boot

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>>37973202
>he thinks girls in the military could ever be that attractive

>not joining air force

There's some hotties but also some less than attractive females. Army chicks are probably in better shape because our PT test is a meme.
t. Chair Force 7 years and counting

>>37975920

>Hes never seen military girls

Some of them are hot as FUCK but avoid at all costs, not just the hot ones all of them.

>>37975272
>every 3 damage
So everyone needs a minimum of 6 items of clothing? And again, what happens if you gain life? And what about poison counters? Does self damage apply?

how would one play strip magic the gathering?