>be me >It's eid >Just want shitpost silently >Relatives

lol ayre bhabeltak, fout kol maamoul

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>>37972405

Yummy yummy for my tummy ya ayre

>>37972230
hi moroccan anon eid mubarak :)

Don't let them in then. Simple as that. If they're idiotic enough to actually come to your house without calling beforehand, they deserve to be ignored.

>>37972526
I'm from india actually, Eid Mubarak to you anon.

>>37972548
Not my house, it's my parent's house.

Go in your room and use your phone.

>>37972230
get the fuck off this board you sand nigger cunt

Been thinking about converting to Islam for shits and giggles (and just in case you guys actually manage to take over europe). How restrictive is it? Do I have to get my dick mutilated? I can live without pork, but giving up my foreskin and beer might be too much.

>>37972848
Depends on which sect but either way alcohol is forbidden unless you go to Albania. They believe good can't see them when they drink under an Allah proof roof unironically. But you'll definitely have to lose your foreskin. Also considering most of the immigrants are sunnis and wahhabis they are very strict and violent

>>37972896
>But you'll definitely have to lose your foreskin
Can't I just be a lazy fairweather muslim? I'm already a lazy fairweather christian

>>37972848
do muslims have routine dick inspections to ensure that your foreskin is gone?