>be straight
>late one night here
>anon posts a hot story of him dressing up and getting fucked
>horny and too lazy to find straight porn
>fap then go to bed
>dream that I'm walking in a park near my home in a yellow dress and wig
>wtf
>embarrassed so try to run home
>in high heels so I slip and fall
>guy asks if I'm okay and offers me a ride
>t..thanks
>driving along
>he whips out his dick and I instinctively start sucking
>wake up with my fingers in my mouth
>start checking out more trap/gau threads here and on /b/, /gif/, /v/, and /lgbt/
>have more and more dreams about being a trap
>start fapping more and more to tranny porn
>when I'm out I look at hot guys and try to guess how big their cocks are
>I only look at women to mentally note their fashion and jealousy wish I was them
>can't cum to straight porn anymore
>last night I dreamed I was walking down a hallway
>there was nothing but cocks sticking out of holes in the walls
>grabbing and inspecting them to see which one I want to fuck
What the fuck have you done to me? I may have been a weirdo but at least I wasn't a fag. I literally have to fight the urge to get Grinder. I swear there's some subliminal campaign here trying to turn us gay and it's working.
>>37970159
>realize you're gay
>instead of just accepting that you're gay, it must be a conspiracy that made you gay
Fuck off, faggot.
trash shoop kys
you can live for weeks without water, but not a single second without hope ~aren
Soon, you will go get girly clothes and start hrt.trust me its from experince
>>37970159
Where do I go to find pic related holy shit
>>37970159
>>be straight
wrong
>>37970452
>wanting to fuck someone who shits and pisses himself and wears soiled diapers
>>37970546
>implying that doesn't make it even better
Is this the drumpf trap? Or do all traps just enjoy shitting themselves while wearing a diaper
>>37970159
>subliminal campaign
you are right you know. here is some cure
>>37970159
>can't cum to straight porn anymore
try self inserting as the girl getting fucked instead of the guy fucking her.Don't blame me when you can't watch porn without doing this though
>>37970159
There's only one thing left to do Anon
>tfw had a dream last night where I was at the end of the planet and the human race
>anon dreams about what dicks he wants to fuck
Stop watching porn and quit 4chan for a while if you wanna fix your problem. If not continue.
>>37971557
did you pierce the heavens with your drill?
It looks like OP was converted.
But there was literally no other option.
Beta males are trying to become girls because they feel girls have it easier. Beta males are also getting rejected by girls so since they can't beat them, they want to join them
>>37971906
no Icowered in a public restroom as everyone I knew blinked out of existence
>>37970197
Jew detected
Origigigi
>>37970159
This is such horse shit. If you were actually straight you wouldn't be watching gay porn in the first place. Quit being in the closet and be honest with yourself you moron.
>>37971961
at least be confident in your dreams.
You can do anythere there
>>37972073
in all my dreams im helpless as something bad happens to me
>>37972102
no there's always something you can do.
Believe that you have inherent abilities.
For example in most of my dreams, I can fly. But it's rather hard to control. Sometimes it works sometimes I fall from great heights
Who here /memed gay/
>straight
>like BDSM
>realize that traps degrade themselves even more so than women
>fap to traps
How do I fix this
>>37972073
>>37972102
>>37972154
>most of my dreams for the past 3 years have been nightmares where someone I know or something I saw on tv/vidya brutally murders me
What does this mean brobots? I don't want to see another psychologist.
>>37972268
Me too. I'll masturbate to anything if it deals with any of my fetishes particularly well. I even get hard looking at those joke images of plucked chickens in shibari.
>>37972319
it's just a video game bruh.
Hold up your shield and roll to dodge attacks.
>>37972385
What the fuck does 2cat mean? The only westaboo game I like is Bladestorm.
>>37972449
There was a boss that was a huge ice cat. When you are close to killing it, another huge ice cat comes on the stage and you have to fight both as they pounce on you.
Lmao 2 cats/
Normies get scared but we dark souls fags just enjoy the shoa
>>37972449
it originally started as a meme to make fun of people who played dwarf fortress.
players would make jokes about ruining their game because they started the game with 2 cats because due to the way the game was coded cats would be able to reproduce incredibly fast and it would eventually lead to so many cats on screen the fps would drop to zero, even though they only started with two cats.
someone saw this inside joke and people laughing at it and didn't understand it so he made the neckbeard laughing meme to make fun of people who found "2 cat" funny. then it got adapted to other games but the two cat stayed the same (i.e. there is a demon souls one where the player is holding two katanas and the neckbeard is laughing at "2 kat")
>>37971873
can confirm this works
although it will come back again
>>37972765
are you kidding me.
I gave up fapping two weeks ago.
And I had never liked traps more than during those 2 weeks.
>>37972646
>tfw to katanas
>>37972880
if you stop fapping and look at porn/browse such r9k threads it gets worse than ever, the point is to quit all exposure to porn/arousing material, stop thinking about it in general