You get to date the girl of your dreams and she's perfect

>>37964787
yes, without a doubt. YES.

nah

imagine having to clean up all those feathers and bird shit all the time

>>37964787
my dreamgirl was always a harpy

>>37964894
OP said perfect. There would be nothing to clean up if she was perfect.

>>37964787
Is this even a question? YES

>>37964787
What kind of harpy?

A traditional one or a japanese monster girl?

>implying this is a bad thing
She could take you flying and shit

>>37964787
i was turned on by the harpy from static shock
so yeah

>>37964929
>What kind of harpy?
Considering the original post is a monster girl, I'd assume he means the Japs kind.

>>37964998
I see...

...can I have the slime or cowgirl instead?

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>>37964787
I'd rather her be a spider, but sure.

>>37964787
Wait, i'm a bit confused, this question implies that if i say yes, my perfect girl will turn into a harpy and at the same time fall in love with me?
if so, hell naw.
Now, if a harpy who also happens to be my perfect girl magically appears and becomes my gf, then FUCK YES.