I'm not racist. Please, you have to believe me. I'm here on my knees begging, please, believe me, I'm NOT racist. We're all humans, please, I'm NOT A RACIST, please believe me. I'll do anything. I'll do ANYTHING to prove it. Please, let me prove it. I'll do anything.
Don't worry, I believe you anon
>>37964713
Oh, thank God. Thank you, JESUS, thank you so much. I was so fucking worried, but not anymore. I'm shaking, but as long as you know I'm not a racist, I'll be fine. Thank you, again, thank you so much, Jesus Christ thank you.
>>37964694
See, that's not how you confront accusations of racism. Use the Ben Shapiro approach. (inb4 (((Shapiro))))
If someone claims you are a racist, you say no you aren't, and claim they are an asshole and a terrible human being. And they are, for making baseless accusations. Unless you ARE a racist, in which case at least own up to it.
Don't go on the defensive. Once you're on the defensive, you've lost.
If someone says I'm racist I tell them I am actually a Jewish hapa (I am a hapa but I am not a Jew).
It usually shuts them up. I can even call them stupid goys. It is fun. Thanks for teaching me this /pol/
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