Where are my fellow Canadian robots at? >Canada threads

>>37963929
905 reporting in. How ya doing, OP?

>>37963929
We are here, believe it or not
>>37964329
905 as well

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Canada has no identity. Earth's wallflower.

>>37964559
Canada shitpost #1

I'm not sure if I should reply to this thread since I live in Quebec

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toronto reporting in

if you are ever here check out Country style hungarian restaurant in the annex

they give you a lot of food for your dollar and its good, cash only though

>>37963929
Ottawafag here. So we can all agree Trudeau is a giant faggot?

Anyone else hate Trudeau and is pandering b.s .

>>37964329
>>37964386
Former 905 here
St. Catherines whadup
Now a 416 trapped in sjw land.

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>>37964734
>>37964747
i dont know anything about politics redpill me on trudeau with minimal memes pls

disengage safety protocols

>>37964707
Thanks brobot I'll check it out one day.
Bloor and Bathurst always gives me anxiety though. So many normal fags about.

I suggest Madras Masala at Christie Pits park.

>>37964771
We can start with something that's free of ideological leanings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMw-Y9hQULM
Background: Went to some rich fuck's island, good chances it was for political favors, so he needed to meet with some ethics commissioner.

>>37964559
Quebec does, french quebecers are the strongest race in the world and i whole heartedly support the seperatist movement

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867 standing by
I have a head cold robos

>>37964803
thanks for the tip

yeah its a pretty normie area,

i find that everyone is so self-absorbed in this age that even going into a place crowded with normies you're basically invisible anyways,

maybe thats just how i cope

613 here. There are somalians being loud outside right now.

>>37965066
Somalians are the lowest form of life considered "human" by libtards.

902 here. This hot weather is legitimately killing me. There isn't a wholesome woman for miles... never been to a larger city than Halifax. I live in the worst place in the country economically and socially.
Go with God,
Sydanon.

>>37964734
Ottawa too.
>tfw no bernier bf

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613 boys. one day we will get our country back

Hey Canada robots. Come join our Canada discord for Canadians ONLY. Burgers stay out.

https://

discord

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gg/

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Buttfucknowhere, Ontario reporting in. It has been raining non-stop all weekend and the moquitos are taking over. Requesting emergency Timmies.

if you're canadian come to >>>/bant/ we colonized it

>>37963929
Niagara-on-the-Lake

Kill me now already faggots, I hate this place

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>>37963929
506 reporting for duty! <3

514 here
>tfw no friends
>tfw no fembot to cuddle with

519 here. Theres nothing to do down here but browse /r9k

>>37964329
>>37964386
905 here as well
when are we all going to meet up and have a great time
we gotta crash a normie party

>>37965474
905

the fuck's there to do for canada day

>>37965484
I don't know, I'm pretty sure I'm working then. What part of the city you at? Downtown/north-end here.

>>37965511
by milliken go station

204 anyone?

>...anyone?

Apparently, that's not original enough. Huh.

>>37965523
Oh shit that's scarborough, I'm in steeltown

Any 604 bros?
>tfw chinks have pretty much taken over but nobody says anything or seems to care

>>37965555
wew

>>37965573
my area has more chinese people than white interestingly

403
On tinder desu
>Girlfriend said I can fuck other girls on the side if I want
>Tfw all my good matches are cute girls who only want an actual boyfriend

Who 604 here? Its been very hot today.

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>>37965589
>Girlfriend said I can fuck other girls on the side if I want

why are you here

>>37965624
I started coming here when I was a sad virgin.
And then for some reason I still come back when I'm bored

>>37965554
ayy i'm 204 :o

>>37965333
where at? i might be in your town its been rainy as fuck and the bugs are nippin at me

Who originally /London/ here

>>37965333
705 is true robot country and timmies is for filthy casuals

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>>37965554
>>37965661
My fellow 204 niggas

I really don't want to live in this city for my whole life

>>37965676
Eganville

>>37964559
I do not support him but he's right. Canada doesn't have an identity. We've actually somewhat evolved from identity politics. Canadian "culture" is a meme, the only real heritage we have is hockey and maple syrup that's it. most Candaians don't even care about syrup.

>>37965749
i don't know where else I'd go or why.

>>37964680
well it's not like you can make your own thread since accents don't work on r9k :^)

>>37965066
I'm Somalian ya prick kek. I'm as quiet as mouse..

>>37965791
Me too, I'm as robot as you can get though

>>37965764
oh nice

>>37965730
yeah 705 is where im at

>>37965808
this is my first time here, probably my last desu kek

>>37965949
Yeah it's pretty degenerate here, even I'm leaving this board 2bh. It's no longer about comfy feel sharing but everyone spamming traps and gay shit. Basically became /b/ 2.0. Would recommend more niche and hobby-orientated boards. Topicless boards like this are pure cancer.

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LEAFS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

OUT OUT OUT

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>>37966239(You)
nice try.
have a (you)
now please leave

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>>37964734
>>37964747
>>37964771

Hate that male feminist nigger I hope he is raped by Trump.

>>37965140
Halifax here. Why the flying fuck are you still living up there? Come live down here like all your smart friends did.

Anyone else in vancouver? Its too hot and i want it to just rain again.

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>>37963929
I'm here, leafcuck, have you killed yourself yet? ;')

>>37964559
He's right lol, Canada is run by Jews, same with the US but not as much as Canada.

>>37966426
Halifax here as well

>>37963929
Don't make me call /pol/

toronto here
lonely
anyone want to be friends

>>37966032
God Bless bro.

>>37966665
one off weew...God Bless.

Alberta is the lamest province

>>37966690
vancouverite spotted

>>37966587
kik?

Assuming not original

>>37966780
Vancouver is a complete shithole

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Here drinking local craft and eating ketchup chips listening to r9k mixtape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0krhCNCx9w

buttfuck nowhere 204 reporting in

rent and land is cheap but there aren't any qtp2ds. anywhere.

I'm definitely going to die alone if I spend more than 5 years in this town

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>yfw Canada is 150 years old

>>37965389
>506
506fag here too. Just had some Greco party pizza

613 here, trying to get to sleep. Had a nice walk in the rain today.

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403 checking in.

Fuck all you 416, 613 and 903 faggots that have ruined this country. I fucking hate you guys and "K-Bec"

Not one of you, not one has any right to complain about Trudeau - it's you fags that voted him in.

Fuck off, from Calgary.

>>37966965
I voted NDP

>>37966619

Ay Toronto too. Age?

>>37966910
i am also in buttfuck nowhere 204. there are worse places to live (like ontario) but the only downside here is no one lives here

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>>37966922
'Murica is going to be 250 years old in 9 years
>>37966619
sure. Kik / discord?
>>37967015
not him, other torontofag M20, north (Vaughan)

>>37966965

I didn't vote. I disliked all the candidates. I wish I could vote for Trump. I hope he invades and makes us a state.

>>37967019
Right? I like being close to nature, I like not dealing with traffic, but it's fucking extremely hard to meet people and especially women in a small town because everyone socializes at their fucking houses and the only people who hang out at the only bar in town are poor criminals with an IQ that looks like a pretty good football game score.

>>37966965
I voted for Trudeau and will not be voting Liberal again in the foreseeable future.

Sorry guys lol

>>37967038

Ay I'm just a bit south. You in school?

>>37966965
yeah i voted trudeau my fucking bad anon

>>37967052
i can't even enjoy it because I don't have a snowmobile or gun or anything. not that i have any friends to do it with though

>>37967015
18
why does everyone hate toronto

>>37964559
*white Canadians don't have a culture
treaty 4 rep

>>37967110
you'll learn right quick youngin

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>>37967081
Yeah @York, doing comp sci. Just finished second year
Kinda boring but u gotta make money somehow

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>>37967075

Why the fuck did you vote for him? You a male feminist or something? You low on testosterone? Would you have voted for Hillary too?

FUCK YOU

>>37967075

It's not JUST the voting, you're all faggots out there. 613 being the worst of the lot.

Our country is run by a province that is run by a rabid lesbian teacher and union hack who literally cucked her husband with a woman and ruined her kids' lives by having a live-in girlfriend (husband slept in the spare room):

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/the-heartbreaking-sex-ed-premier-wynne-gave-her-own-children

Fucking degenerates, the whole Province. You've ruined this country.

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>>37967137
i wanted leagal W33d

>>37967137
I wanted legal weed and my options were turbofeminist trudeau or NIQAB NIQAB NIQAB mulcair.

Although with bill C-46 I'd almost rather we torpedo the whole bloody thing unless the senate or supreme court does the right thing

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKggMAg7v1s

>19 years ago

>>37967137
i did it for weed lmao

>>37967110

Toronto is the home of feminism believe it or not. It is the land of sjws, faggots, false rape cases, jews, and actual cucks believe it or not.

>>37967127

Nigger I'm at York too doing physics and crim. I just finished 3rd

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>>37963929
780 reporting in!

Currently mulling over booking an escort tomorrow.

416 Scarborough/Toronto calling in. Nothing really happens here though, so I end up frequenting downtown more often instead.

>>37967187
Just end it senpai


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>>37967170
>>37967179
>>37967196

I can't believe this shit. You might as well be leftie sjws then. He's broken every single promise. Trump is a political saint by comparison for fucks sakes. You should vote for nobody until some offers financial incentives like adding to TFSA or less taxes or lower hydrp/electric. Goddamn

>>37967199
>false rape cases
>this happened to me, was never charged
>whenever SJWs bring up flipping burden of proof for rape cases or lowering standard of proof I bring up false convictions from false accusations
>"that literally doesn't happen anon, that's a lie made up by MRAs designed to make you angry"

it makes me FUCKING FURIOUS and I can't very well say it happened to me because my reputation would take a hit and people would say i beat the rap

>>37967235

What school you go to?

fubafuba

>>37967245
I said i'm sorry anon
i'll probably vote scheer he's funny during question and answer

>>37967245
I was gunna move to Vancouver but I need to maintain potential for a security clearance if I ever wanna work in the military.

I can't work for the USA military and then be like "well.... things are going bad... back to Vancouver!"

>>37967214

Tips for booking an escort in Canada:

1) Best bet is a Montreal chick (514). It's not their real number, you want a Montreal chick. They're usually hotter and usually don't require you to wrap when they suck you off;

2) No black chicks. Watch out, they try and change their skin tone in their pictures. No black chicks.

3) Incall, and only accept if they tell you a hotel that is of good quality in the City. Do NOT outcall (they come to you, you don't want them to know where you live)

>>37967256

Age please. I need smart friends in Toronto.

Also, did you see my pic related >>37967137
Changing the rules after those lying whores were found out in the Ghomeshi fiasco

>>37967245
For fuck's sakes, just give me a socially liberal and fiscally responsible Conservative party who will allow me to save in a TFSA, won't freeze public sector wages, won't piss off or kowtow to the SJWs, take away all this god damn orwellian nanny state business and basically be completely uninvolved in my life and I'll vote for them until I rot in the ground.

But until then it's going to be a very cold day in hell when I vote conservative.

>>37967288
USA Military pays a lot, but mainly I want to make sure I don't die from terrorism or have the global economy crash, that's a big benefit.

someone please be my friend
im lonely
i would like to make friends on here who live in toronto and know for a bit then maybe meet up
please im lonely

>>37967324
I will be your friend

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>>37967238
Working on it, anon. One day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rxuZkVYsWI

>>37967338
how old are you and where can i contact you

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>>37967199
>>37967288

Fuck me i knew that there was some extent of faggotry in Toronto but i didn't suspect we where full of this degeneracy.

It pisses me off that there's all these commie clubs around campus. Makes me want to start a national socialist club but I'd probably get booted for fascism

>>37967324
use meetup.com or something theres a lot of people who do that in toronto

>>37967351
i am 18 year old female in your area


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>>37967355
but i want to meet robots not normies

>>37967353
you'd probably be arrested

>>37967281
Thanks for the advice friend but I've been with escorts before.

My preferred girl is out of town right now and I'm indecisive about finding another for the time being or just waiting it out until she's back.

>>37967368
where can i contact you im also female if thats okay

>>37967258
Currently going to UTSC, might try to swap over to UTSG later though --- that area is somehow more accessible to me (relatives own appartments) and I'm generally more used to that place than Morningside.

Math teacher ended up belling all the math marks killing mine a little (hence barring SG for first year), but hopefully the swap won't be too difficult if I keep on top of things.

Also planning to go to CS/Math --- haven't chosen yet, but I like both.

>>37967312

WHY THE HELL NOT?!? Conservatives are the closest thing to what you described. Harper promised to increase TFSA.

Why do you care about pissing of SJWs?? They should be pissed off and pissed on and shitted on and they should be forced to learn that they are the minority not the majority. Most of those faggots are so deluded they think they are the majority that's why they think they're right.

In America Trump is spanking them good and as made being conservative cool for the youngins

>>37967388
Are you lesbian? I only like lesbians

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>>37967403
sorry im not but im looking to make friends i dont really want something romantic/sexual

>>37967370
if you're a girl you are a normie
that being said meetup is full of weirdos you'll be fine

>>37967408
We can have a sexual friendship

>>37967416
but im very straight
>>37967413
i want to meet people who specifically use r9k though and im too scared to make an account on there i want to stay in my natural habitat r9k

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ALL TORONTO FAGS but NOT NORMIES CAN CONTACT ME HERE. As long as you're not a normie I love you all sincerely

[email protected]

>>37967435
that's retarded
r9k isn't the only place where robots are

>>37967435
I'm sorry, I like you as a person but I don't think we're meant to be. I think it's best we part ways.
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>>37967402
I want the government to completely ignore the identity politics and outrage lobby. Don't directly antagonize them and make policy completely ignorant of their existence. That said, don't go out of your way to antagonize them because
then you get an insufferable "resistance" a la Trump.

Harper was a terrible prime minister. He was anti-science, anti-legalization, and anti-environmentalism, he was "tough on crime" (read as: hates freedom) and he was out of touch. But he knew better than to court the SJW blocs. Trudeau is playing with that fire and getting burned.

>>37967453
but if im on r9k im certain to meet many robots

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the weak should fear the strong

never forget

>>37967137
I voted for Trudaeu because Harper was a fucking twat. Libs were the lesser of two evils, if you think otherwise go fuck yourself. Harper was an idiot.

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>>37967446

Wait I messed up. This is the throwaway:
[email protected]

Lived in southern Ontario all my life. Going to move to Vancouver for a temp job. Any BC bros know what's good there?

>>37967498

No you are. At least Harper was good for smart Canadians using the TFSA. You dumb poorfag might as well be a sjw. You don't know what Harper did (he was generally shit, yes) but great financially. He lowered taxes too. MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS

Is the job market as good as they say it is? Have biology degree from Brock uni no job interviews in over a year.

>>37967537

It's as bad as they say it is not good. Who the hell tells you it's good the liberal government? Ha, shit is gravy for them. Unless you're jewish you're not getting a job in your area of study.

>>37967537
No, it is not. Somebody should be paying you, if they're not, they're putting them selves in danger.

Any lethbridge fags here?

>>37967536
Harper actually got way too much credit for reforms paul martin put into place which allowed us to weather '08 and then in turn did nothing about the housing bubble, just like trudeau

This country will be ruined if housing collapses. Even if it's just in Toronto. Ontario would implode.

someone pls reply ,,
i need friends IM NOT A LESBIAN
torontonian

>>37967446
>>37967435
>>37967351
>>37967324
>>37967199
all toronto bots get in here
https://discord gg/J3CVze

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>>37967583
>i need friends IM NOT A LESBIAN

>>37967577
Yeah I know what you're talking about.

Need to move away from a bubble economy, and do a soft landing. It's like flying an airplane, our whole lives are that way. Right now we're flying, all of humanity is like that. Keep on flying. But one day, we need to land. We need a safe ground to stand on, but right now, it is not there. So we must keep flying.

>>37967149
>Wynne

Someone from Toronto here. Please tell me people don't elect her again. Why she's still here is beyond me --- I thought we learned our lesson already.

Also, the education ministers were incomprehensible too. If the way they use their "tech grants" were like my old high school, the money is literally being wasted (tl;dr: CS teachers spent $600 on Rasp Pis when they found out they couldn't do what they wanted so they practically binned them.

And then my old school complains about not having fast computers.

>>37967605
I mean, there is a ground, we're at a very high altitude however, and we need to employ a gradual decent. Do not panic. Our landing gear is in order, our fuel is fine, turbulence is mild, and the port is open. Just relax. All systems go.

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>>37967577

> Even if it's just in Toronto. Ontario would implode.

Fucking good. I hope it does implode, because its what you fucks deserve. Toronto and Ontario have ruined this country with their constant progressivism and degeneracy. It was fine when we were there to pay the bills for your stupid projects. Now oil is down so we can't pay your tabs anymore.

Pic related, and fuck off Ontario.

>>37967637
If it is an plane we're on, it's a space ship, but that spaceship will require a home planet.

afasdfasdf

>>37967635

I will be pleasantly surprised if On-fucking-tario is smart enough to vote out Wynne. You're going to be too worried that the Conservatives don't like trannies enough or something, so you're gonna keep with Wynne. Watch it happen.

>>37967640
I mean human life is a renewable resource... if you know what I mean.

>>37967672
I'm not a danger to anyone. I have a home and a job, and my family has more in assets than it does debt. We're just too proud to sell of our assets.

>>37967640
so did you sell your quad and your lifted truck when you lost your job? did you have to scrape the confederate flag bumper stickers off or did the buyers tell you to leave them??

there are only four groups of undesirables in the country at the moment: alberta "separatists", quebec separatists/french language sjws, regular sjws, and the neocons

>>37967681
And if we did collectively go bankrupt, we're just one person. We've got a more complex financial arrangement than most people in the world. It doesn't mean anything in the grand scheme of things. There's no way to make a living off of stealing and robbing, that's why we've gotten to where we're at. We make, not steal. And if we're reduced to beggars, that'll be our fate.

>>37963929
Any 204 here?
Where's my Native bros at?

>>37967706
I don't see that happening though.


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>>37965597
here. holy fuck the heat has been unreal.

>>37967696

Oh typical response from some punk from Ontario. "He's got a TRUCK and confederate flags, amirite?!".

First of all, that's the stereotype for rural Alberta and maybe Edmonton, not Calgary. Secondly, you have made no substantive defence to my contention. You fucks have ruined this country, and you keep voting in even WORSE provincial politicians than those federally.

Do not blame us when you vote in back in Kathleen "I ruined my husband and children's lives" Wynne and she continues to rack up the sub-sovereign debt on trannies and Muslims.

For the record, I use to live in Ontario for many years and I didn't think it was fucking POSSIBLE for Ontarians to find someone worse than Dalton McGuinty to run the place. But you fucking found one.

>>37967778
Dude, vehicles, real estate, food? Guns? Shit, even if the economy collapses we're doing pretty alright.

>>37967719
probably shanking each other at portage and main

>>37967778
Lmao, not even from Ontario but it sure sounds like Kathleen is living rent free inside your head

>>37967813
More than likely, that's just how some of those people are. But the smart ones are just chillin at the crib.

>>37967809

I WANT it to collapse - specifically Ontario.

>>37967833
I would seriously go nuts being native in this country between the outright and under the table racism, the familial dysfunction, the SJWs, the broken governmental system, and the media. so congrats for not having offed yourself yet because i surely would have

>>37967831

I lived there under Kathleen Wynne's reign long enough that I have an informed opinion on it.

You're just bein a fag because I'm insulting your beloved "Ontario" with it's huge sub-sovereign debt, fags and trannies running around everywhere, insane electricity prices, socialist alcohol distribution, shitty highways, etc. etc.

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>>37967872
If there truly is nothing after death, than anything is better than dying.

If there's nothing better than living, then I guess I'll be dead.

>>37967603
nobully pls
>>37967583
bumping

>>37967696
What's wrong with quebecers wanting to protect their culture?

>780
Anyone else from Alberta? ;_;

>>37967923
join the dis cord link

"Merican here but damn i wanna be a Canadian citizen. From Washington state so id wanna live somewhere near Vancouver

>>37967778
First of all I must remind you that Alberta declared bankruptcy in 1935 and it was Ontario that bailed them out then, at the height of the depression. The total value of transfer payments and federal subsidies over history definitely puts Alberta to the good, over Ontario. You should be glad we let you into this country because the United States would never allow you the type of independence and tax base that you take for granted. You're welcome for all those railroads pipelines and highways that federal money built. Which province contributes the most to federal coffers? Thats right now please sit down and understand that Alberta is officially the 4th string province and there are much bigger problems at hand than your lack of gibmedats. Its like you guys WANT to become the new Quebec.

>>37967945
Fuck that. You lost.

You want to "protect your culture" at the expense of all others. You never go to bat for this country and just take and take and take.

I honestly hope there's a civil war in this country over it because I would love to join up and smash whatever two-bit militia they could cobble together. then a nice brutal occupation just to make sure we get this whole secession thing out of their system.

>>37967908
But I'll tell off everything that I know... Can't beat the US government with the NSA, they have that shit on fucking lock. And if you try to do anything without a computer, somebodies gunna find you. They control all of the fucking terrorists anyways, so you can't even stop the terrorist, because they want terrorism. That's just normal, nothing to worry about. It doesn't matter. So fuck it. What can I even fucking do? They'll fucking take me out, and if I try to colaborate with a forgin government, they'll take me out. I have no way out of this shit. I don't even have a security clearance, or anything, and they barely let me even get a job. I'm fucked. I can't hurt anybody. 4chan passes, if you buy 4chan passes then you can get past their ranges of banned IP addresses. That's all I know. Also, bio terrorism is a big threat but the technology isn't there. Nuclear terrorism is a big threat, but not as big a threat as bio-terrorism. I don't like any of that shit. I JUST LIKE FUCKING DANK MEMES. I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. I DON'T WANNA KILL ANYONE. I'M JUST CHILLING. I'M FULL OF SHIT AT THIS POINT. THE REAL MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE THE GUN TO MY HEAD. AND THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST GUNS. I WANT SAFETY. I JUST WANT TO STAY IN THE USA, I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TERRORISM AND VIOLENCE, I CAN JUST HELP PEOPLE. THAT'S ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO. I NEVER SHOT A GUN. I NEVER SMUGGLED DRUGS ACROSS THE BOARDER. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW DNA WORKS. AND I DON'T WANNA KNOW. I'M NOT REAL AS THESE FUCKERS. THESE FUCKS WILL FUCK ME UP IF THEY WANT.

>>37968011
So they don't won't even probably give me with a security clearance unless this shit goes away. But I kick ass, I could go to college and get a job, I can make money, I'm set.

>>37968036
I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO HURT ANYBODY. I just wanted to eat some food, I'm fucking broke everybody. I Just wanted some money, that's all I wanted. I ent up begging for my life.

>>37967886
I live in the prairies you stupid bastard

Hey Canada-

Thanks for skinny puppy

where did the alberta supremacist go? i was just getting started with him

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>>37968283
right here m8
orig

>>37966568
kek good pic made me laugh now GTFO frogboy

>>37967498
>he thinks 40billion in one year on NOTHING man is better
>literally has no arguements other than media-fed narrative that "harper was a fucking twat". How so? why? For getting Canada through the recession as the only western economy to GROW?

Fucking christ I hate libshits

>>37968490
You want to talk about failures in provincial policy how about the thousands of orphaned oil and gas wells across Alberta. I cant wait for you guys to ask for federal help cleaning those things up.

>>37968595
Harper never ran a surplus either man anybody with a shell of a brain could see through the ploy to sell the GM shares right before the election.

I live in Edmonton around Castledowns and I have no friends.

anyone around here? would be cool to meet someone.. I think.

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>>37968623
at least my province isn't filled with fags and trannies

>>37968667
At least fags and trannies can't reproduce, unlike your sister-fucking ass.

>>37968667
I dont suck dicks so none of that really concerns me. The environmental catastrophe that is looming because of all the undocumented and unlisted orphaned oil wells scattered across Alberta... that concerns everyone. Not like there was much beauty to preserve in that clay-dirt wasteland anyway.

tfw no white gf to CHINK