>You're 25 years old and still a virgin?!? Get a

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I don't really care about sexual pleasure, I can produce that for myself. I want a woman that I can actually enjoy the company of, respect as a human being, and reproduce with in full confidence that we are producing a generation of men better than the previous one through out pairing.

As such I will likely die alone, but if that is the price I must pay to maintain my dignity in the face of this degenerate cycle so be it.

>>37962793
You need to get laid bro! You just need to get that first nut, it gets easier from there

>>37962711
>>37962835

Thanks pretend Chad. You're genuinely more helpful than the rest of the people on this board.

>>37963819
You can get an hour for just $200. Literally cheaper than having a gf.

How do you get a hooker without getting arrested?

>>37963939
I'm no Chad, I'm just your friendly coworker/college normie. I've got laid a few times, have got a couple girl friends but had to struggle against Chad competition. I make 60k and drive a mid tier Sedan I financed. Maybe we can have a beer sometime.

>>37962793
This is a reasonable post. Though, normies won't understand.

I couldn't get up for a stripper after I tongue punched her asshole and realized she had Hemroids