>match qt on Tinder >have great conversation >set up

>>37961063
4'6"?
She almost looks dwarf.

>>37961063
Go along with it and see if she comes with a dowery from her parents if you marry her

Def a qt 7/10

>>37961106
Can't tell if you're meming or not. Look at those arms, bruh. She IS dwarf

that's the most attractive dwarf I've ever seen

I would at least goo

Also wtf, if you match with someone on tinder and have a conversation with them you'd surely know what they look like beforehand

take her to mcdonalds for free kids meals

I mean its not like shes ugly, why wouldn't I date her?

You get to realize all your pedo fantasies without molesting an actual child. That's a win-win situation.

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*runs away*

not today chris hansen

>>37961063
Toss her in my trunk and take her home.

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>>37961063
fuck her brains out, any dwarf that's decent looking is just instaboner.

Princess carry home and fug, she's still beautiful even if she is seriously short

plus my dick would be huge and smash tf out of her cervix

>>37961063
Follow her yellow brick road.

>>37961106
She's 4'3 oreganissimo

Who am I to be picky?

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>>37961063
Latina AND a midget?
>tfw date is super THICC

>>37961503
This, my average dick would look huge if I'm fucking a midget

>>37961063
Take her back to my place and lift her on my dick? Is this even a question?

>>37961121
Just by the face you can't really tell. Her body is fairly proportionate too so she could hide it with camera angles.

she probably still demands her dates to be like 6'0

I would unironically date a midget

and I don't even view it as a negative or 'settling' either, short girls are qt

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>>37962471
Most dwarves have fucked up facial structures. Girl in the OP pic is even rarer than a pretty black woman.

>>37961063
Go through the date anyway and watch her interest gradually dropping as she finds out how much of a sperg I am irl, most likely

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>>37961063
try to hide boner

Propose marriage

>>37961063
I'd still go to the date, she's not ugly face wise, and i don't give a shit about her being a midget.

>>37961063
push her off the platform and run

you guys really prefer dating a dwarf rather than just being alone through the rest of your lives?
robots really overestimate the idea of dating and having a partner
I mean, of course it's good and I would rather be with someone than alone right now but it's not the end of the world and I could survive long years of life still if I had to be alone the way I am now
solitude is not really unusual or as unbearable as other people make it be