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>I'm in the living room
>there's a hard knock on the door
>mummy goes out to answer it, I try to see who it is but she closes the door
>think 'maybe it's the police, they've finally come for my loli and other affiliated images haha'
>look out the window
>HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY THE POLICE.exe
>heart begins to pound in my chest, I am wide-eyed with fear
>think about what I should say when I'm arrested, decide the best option would be to stay silent
>mummy comes into the living room, she's looking at me and holding a leaflet
>'what was that?' I ask
>'the house across the road got burgled and they were asking if anyone saw anything'
I genuinely 100% believed I was about to be arrested there boys. The feeling of relief I felt was orgasmic
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>>37955592
kek, iktf
>torrenting tv/movies
>later/next day police helicopters fly past
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>>37955592
Reminds of that time me and a friend were fucking around on chatroulette in middleschool. He showed his dick to a couple finnish girls. Police came by my house the day after, legitimately thought they'd come arresting me for my involvement in what was technically child porn. Luckily they only came to counsel us about burglary prevention as our neighbours house got burglared the fuck out of it the week before. Afterwarss my mother asked why I seemed so jumpy but I managed to wave it off as nothing.
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>>37955888
I should have greentexted this but I was already half way in typing my post when I realised it and I'm to lazy to fix things.
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>>37955631
>torrenting tv/movies
>iktf haha xdd
No you don't.
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I know that feel OP. I hate being a pedophile sometimes.
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>>37955592
iktf, a few days ago I saw a cop on tv
scared the fuck out of me and I though, "is this it, am I fucked?"
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>>37955936
I live in a country where it's illegal not to have a tv license.
You think the BBC vans are a joke?
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>>37956155
>sometimes
Nigger wut
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>>37955592
police should come with a trigger warning
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>>37956446
When I'm really horny it's the best thing in the world.
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>>37956333
I'm English too, fuckhead. Don't act like torrenting makes you hard, it's embarrassing.
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iktfb
>tfw police come to my door at 12am and I'm home alone but it was just because I left the garage door open
>tfw hear a helicopter and think they might repel onto my roof
>tfw afraid I'm going to come up to my room and find it sacked with my computer tower missing
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>>37955592
fuck this board. You'll shit on asexuals while condoning the sexualisation of children. WHAT the fuck.
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>>37956530
Straight back to tumblr with your meme sexuality
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>>37956530
that is because one is superior to the other
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TELL ME WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY RIGHTS
AM I INVISIBLE BECAUSE YOU IGNORE ME?
YOUR PROCLAMATION PROMISED ME FREE LIBERTY
I'M TIRED OF BEING A VICTIM OF SHAME
YOU'RE THROWING ME IN A CLASS WITH A BAD NAME
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS THE LAND FROM WHICH I CAME
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This is the world's way of telling you to repent OP
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>>37956530
It's because asexuals aren't real
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>>37955592
>another day shitposting in mmo
>spaming trade chat the usual
>everyone knows who i am
>begged for money for almost three years
>got to hang out with all the cool pvpers because of it but mostly everyone hated me
>the game was dead anyways so whatever trade chat wasnt that important
>one day decide its was time to stop
>go to r9k wait for the first suicide thread to show up
>some anon made a lenghty post about taking pills and he was already a goner
>copy anons goodbye letter to r9k and modify it a little
>paste it on trade chat
>everyone thinks im serious and theyre all trying to whisper me
>feels good knowing people care about me in this fake world
>close the game and uninsttall it
Three hours later cops are slamming my door trying to get in. Go answer it before they break it. They ask me if my name is Anon ask me if im okay. Tell me they got a call from South Carolina saying I was going to kill myself. Laugh it off and say it must have been a prank by some stranger who doesnt like me in game. Awkwardly say thanks and the cops leave. Couldnt stop laughing the entire day
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>>37957122
What game was this anon?
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>>37955592
iktf
>see cops coming up the stairs to my apartment
>immediately panic
>debate jumping out of the window
>too high up
OH FUCK THEY'RE AT THE DOOR.png
>don't what to do
>they keep knocking
>fuck it
>decide to open it
>they were just looking for my cousin
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>>37957184
Star Wars The Old Republic. I played on the Shadowlands back in 2015. I would spam "Can I have 100k plz?" for 10 hours each day in multiple accounts. 90% of the time I would do it so people could roast my ass and have a good laugh with everyone.
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>>37955888
your trips are checked mate
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>>37956333
>I singlehandedly drove an entire French battalion out of Egypt
>t. Englishman bragging about how tough he is, 1799
>I torrented some shit once
>t. Englishman bragging about how tough he is, 2017
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>>37955592
Maybe you should stop being a faggot and delete your lolis. How would you even explain to police that you have images of all these underage girls you use to catfish other faggots so they'll assfuck you?
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>>37957745
>Maybe you should stop being a faggot and delete your lolis.
How could I do that? They are like my childrenQuite literally hue hue
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