Okay r9k. I wanna play this game again. Tell me what to text to my wife while I'm out getting my car worked on. Highest last two digits wins. Doubles beats that. Trips beat that and so on. I might also go by popular vote if you all scream for one enough.
>>37951124
Tell her youve been shagged by purple Aki and need stiches in your bum.
>>37951124
>i know you are cheating on me dont try to deny it
Trips get
>>37951124
Fucking leave you filthy normie ningen
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>37951124
Tell her that you are getting a divorce becuase you find sex with women under a weight of 200 lbs unappealing
>>37951124
I cheated on you with someone at work. I didn't have the courage to tell you face to face. Sorry.
That is pretty sick lol
>>37951124
>just got tested, turns out I got HIV
Honey, can I put it up your butt tonight?
>>37951271
This. pick this.
>>37951124
I cheated on you with a tranny prostitute
I'm transgender. Please don't break up with me.
Aren't prostitutes great? We're in an open relationship now btw.
I'm gonna fuck you like the animal that you are
I've always wanted to suck a dick and today I gave in to my urges.
>>37951124
Vaginas are gross and I always preferred penis
Sent the cheating thing. Awaiting reply. The prostitute one made me lol
>>37951124
"When I get home, we need to have a serious talk."
I guess she is bisex now
Bumping for reply or reroll on a previous reply
>>37951494
Hahahathanks
>>37951976
so fake not even trying
tell her to send nudes
>>37952354
I post exactly what people send me. If you want it word for word type it as of you were me...thing is I Fuck with her so much it takes something special. You're not gonna divorce me over text
>>37952354
Rollinng 4 thhis
I suck nigger penis
>>37952418
Rolling adgin
i need the biggest tampons you have right now for sexually assaulting jewish minors
I want you to fuck a black guy as I watch.
>>37952354
Thisthisthis do it mr baiter
"i love you"
Say thisssss
>>37952409
well then im gonna roll fucking dubs and post it exactly:
"Send nudes of your tits honey"
Tfw 2 dubs are for nudes
>>37952557
Dashboard roll
I'm sent about the urge to suck cock and the tyranny prostitute and open relationship... See how she reacts to that. As for nudes she won't send any. Too many children play with her phone so she'll never have nudity on it. The closest you'll get I'd the OP Pic which is from when she used to do her modeling job
>>37952557
Damn I want nudes of ops wife
I post on /r9k/. You should check it out sometime.
>>37951124
i sold out my boipucci to some nigger cocker for 500bitcoin what do you want me to buy for your boyfriend?
Is my dick big? I may buy some nigger for you
Swiggity Swoggity I'm Coming for that Booty.
i got a vasectomy, hope you are okay with that
Send her this word for word:
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHAHAHHHGVJHHHHH! PUJISSSSUYYY MMMMOOMMMMMY GGGGIVE ME TTTITYHY MMMMMIIIILUKKKIEESS!
>>37952659
Rerollasso
"Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!"
>>37952677
Hey op I got dubs! Hey!
sorry but i am a huge fucking faggot and have to take viagra to force myself to look at your disgusting woman roastie
>>37952557
Yesh I want her sexy nudes now.
>>37952677
Re rolu
I fantasize about watching you with an other man
I just came inside a brazilian whore
SHUUUUUT YOUR PUSSYYYYY
i'll give you a cheat pass.
>>37952499
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
Lol its not a big deal. Here I added the nude to it
>>37953162
Dam that's pretty hotkrgggonl
>>37953162
What she say op
She send milkies?
>>37953360
I'll update as she replies l. If I had to guess she is breastfeeding. My son eats for an hour at a time and she watches Netflix during
>>37953162
well then you know what to do when she sends them
>>37953539
I cs give you a promise she won't. If s by God's grace she sends me a nude I will download the Pic and post the whole thing uncensored.cuz I know I'm right
>>37953826
Bumping in Case something milkies
>>37953826
then whats the point of asking for nudes downie?
I don't know what to say with this so this is just filler
>>37953162
send her this
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~ Wa-What!
>>37953973
Sending it out
Originally of course
I don't even know what it said I just copied and pasted it.
>>37951124
Paleontologists accept Allosaurus as an active predator of large animals. There is dramatic evidence for allosaur attacks on Stegosaurus, including an Allosaurus tail vertebra with a partially healed puncture wound that fits a Stegosaurus tail spike, and a Stegosaurus neck plate with a U-shaped wound that correlates well with an Allosaurus snout.[87] Sauropods seem to be likely candidates as both live prey and as objects of scavenging, based on the presence of scrapings on sauropod bones fitting allosaur teeth well and the presence of shed allosaur teeth with sauropod bones.[88] However, as Gregory Paul noted in 1988, Allosaurus was probably not a predator of fully grown sauropods, unless it hunted in packs, as it had a modestly sized skull and relatively small teeth, and was greatly outweighed by contemporaneous sauropods.