Chestlets, how do you feel when you see a genetically superior

>>37948719
good bait.
That woman doesn't have genetic superiority if she has has breast augmentation surgery

>>37948719
>Genetic
>Posts someone make equal parts botox and plastic
Neat.

>>37948735
>>37948737
apoplectic chestlets detected

>>37948719
I would still fuck her brains out with my tiny penis

>>37948735
I thought you cunts were gone from this board? No man can look at those breasts and say "gross". Even if they're implants, they are aesthetically pleasing and sexually arousing.

>>37948719
Could have at least posted natural tits

>>37948791
This is really bad bait. Smaller will always be better.

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>>37948719
This seems like a better picture.

>>37948791
the fact they they don't sag naturally puts me off a bit. She just looks plastic.
I won't say I wouldn't sleep with her in a heartbeat, but she's not my ideal at all.

>>37948822
Woman
>>37948807
Woman/faggot
>>37948827
Doesn't have to be perfect to be sexually attractive

>>37948821
I want to be choked to death by her tits.

I love me some delicious flat chest, but I don't find those balloon tits unattractive. There's something appealing about the fakeness of it. It's like the big mac of tits.

>>37948821
not airbrushed enough

>>37948719
I dont envy girls with big tits. Honestly I like being a chestlet. I can go braless underneath my top or dress and still look decent.

>>37948735
I see you are enlightened, my friend.

>>37948719
The people saying they wouldn't fuck her aren't necessarily women. They are just virgin porn addicts who think they can get an attractive girl after they unveil their inner chad.

>>37948934
How big are we talking about?
A ?

>>37948934
Do you like looking like a 12 year old boy?

>>37949061
Nope AA

>>37949064
I dont look like a boy

>>37949133
nice. I really like small tits.
Small tits are way better than big ones and look better as well usually.
I mean, there are a few really good looking gals with big tits but mostly big tits are saggy and not beautiful. Never saw a girl with ugly small tits desu.

I feel nothing, I'm happy with my flat
Chest because I want to be a Loli and look like a Loli

>>37949207
I know a girl, she looks a lot like a 13-14 year old girl. But somehow shes hot. Its always wierd to see her. Conflicted feelings.

>>37949175
She's not going to fucking you for liking small breasts, white knight faggot

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Hahahahahahaahaha no

>>37949207
Are you also short?

>>37949299
Yeah I'm about 5"0

Chestlets
would you consider having an e-bf provided he planned to make it irl eventually

>>37949334
Be my gf! origio

>>37949334
Dang that's short! I think I was a Loli in a previous life.

Though what really matters is the face.

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>mfw robots completely missing the point of this

Jesus Christ you faggots it's not about writing your own personal dumbass preferences, it's about uniting under a common standard of beauty to collectively make most women feel inferior to get back at them.

Women have a pretty unrealistic standard for male beauty and it's pretty solidified. Tall, muscular, broad shoulders, chiseled jawline, full hairline.

But when you ask men what their ideal woman looks like you'll get all sorts of answers. Some like them thicc, some like them sticc, some like cowtits while other like udders, even fat chicks and female bodybuilders are a turn on for someone.

This is inherently bad because women will never feel bad and inferior about their looks because they know that there's a group of fans for every possible body type.

This is why we need to unite under a common "unrealistic" standard, to make them feel like shit because they don't meet our realistic standards just like we don't meet theirs.

>>37949445
This is really fucking wrong.

>>37949445
You know that will never happen because of the way men are wired. It's the reason most women that have ever existed have reproduced. Men just don't care too much because they're just looking for a wet hole.

>>37949445
>some like cowtits while other like udders
some like cowtits while others like washboards*, my bad

>>37949482
Not that guy but it obviously worked for a while when the whole beauty industry had "very skinny" as an ideal. With the shift towards "thicc" fat bitches now think they're more desirable than they really are.

>>37949519
Yeah and they get reminded daily that this is not the beauty standard of normal guys. I'm not a feminist or anything but beauty standards are definitly higher for woman then for men.

>>37949519
That's because women spend much more frivolously, and most women are fat. So it's expedient to market this "beautiful at every size" crap.

>>37949445
I'd perfectly fine with a thin, chestlet asslet, pale girl tbhonesto

>>37949445
Yeah it's not as if any woman really cares if a man is "tall, muscular, broad-shouldered, chiseled jawline" etc. It's usually important that the guy is over 5'9" and has shoulders broader than mine, but apart from that women don't care about looks that much. There are many other things that can make men attractive.

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>>37948719
REMINDER: Only date pure chestlet grills

>>37948719
I feel okay >>37948735
because I know I'm getting my reasonably sized breast implants soon.

>>37949660
Too bad. Small breasts are better.

>>37948934
Basically this, but I'm a B so I'm not completely flat anyway
>inb4 yes you are

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>>37949659
Preach brotha.
Origionoli

>>37949660
>ruining your qt small boobs with plastic

>>37949659
Pettan only applies to 2D you fucking retards. In 3d, huge tiddies are the ideal. I really think there are salty semen sippers here who are running damge control for their jealousy. The fact is, guys are just hardwired to like the big titty. You litterally cannot argue with this. You are on the wring side of human history since the dawn of man and the very first titty.

>>37948719
Small tits, with a fat ass and tight body is the pinnacle of the female aesthetic. Prove me wrong
>Pro tip: You can't

>>37949764
My mother has big tits, and is an aryan, she was also fucking crazy; guess what type of woman I don't feel like fucking?

>>37949770
>Proves me wrong

Baboons asses look pretty disgusting

>>37949827
>Baboons
>Human
Nice, chimp tits also look pretty horrible.

>>37949644
This.
Personality>>>>>>>>>>being taller than me(i've yet to see a non-midget fail to meet this)/good hygiene dental or otherwise>physical health/muscle>looks>hair>the rest

>>37949827
>baboon asses look pretty disgusting
t.murican cuck trying to advocate for your saltless, fake titted, bone assed gals

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I always have a good laff when flat girls get mad at these threads! Do you see this girl? Even though her face is 4/10, _every_ guy who sees her would instantly choose her over a chestlet, no matter how cute she tries to be to make up for her small breasts!

>>37950036
I'm dominican you fucking retard, i also despise bit tits so fuck off

>>37949627
HNNG
And tall too. So tall she is uncomfortable everywhere and has a worried / anxious look on her face all the time.
HOLY FUCK MY DICK

>>37951061
with fat chicks I feel like there's a triangle of statistics
>fatness of face
>fatness of stomach
>how big the breasts are
The bigger the last factor is, the more excusable the other two are.
There's this camwhore cassi0peia or something, her tits are fucking MASSIVE and she has a cute face, but she's fat as fuck. I still would smash, as long as she's sitting down and I don't have to look at the colossal pile of lard below her tits.

Flat is justice, but I'm a villain.

>>37952491
cassie0pia*

oregano

>>37951061
In response to your filename; that doesnt look like egoraptor even slightly.

Femanons post your tiny titties to make this thread worthwhile

>>37948719
real tits > fake tits
this is like the easiest way to spot a virgin on here