Who's the best asmr girl? By the way, if you don't

I use to watch it a lot back in 2014/2015. Can't really get into it now. It filled the void for a good 2 years though.

ASMR is stupid bullshit for failed normies.

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PPOMO is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClMJgjg2z_IrRm6J9KrhcuQ
my asmrfu

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shes my imzadi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCwvajCvfNE

I have a crush on this one. She doesn't seem as much of a vapid whore as the other ASMR girls. She seems like she could be /ourgirl/

Latte is too cute and pure for this world. I also love Nature Flight's high-pitched voice.
>>37945756
PPOMO's a thot 2bh
>>37945817
>>37945845
Good taste

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amalzd is the full package. Beautiful and actually very good at ASMR.

>>37945689
poppy poppy poppy POPPY POPPY POPPY

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>>37945689
I dont know how ive gone this long without hearing about ASMR

Give me your best links /r9k/, I need some sleep

>>37946030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3A5sSxiOGI
This should help, anon

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Sleeping Pearl is the epitome of Mommy asmr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Lf8VvpFdE

Pelagea ASMR is my asmr waifu.

Is this stuff supposed to give you a boner?

It's an asian one that's for sure

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>>37945689
Isn't ASMR the thing that made Chris-Chan gay, grow boobs and a mangina? Why would you ever want to listen and watch this!

>>37945875
>PPOMO's a thot 2bh
what makes you think she's a thott or any different than the rest of them?

all females are sexually promiscuous, if thats what you mean by thot

pomo stream is super comfy, and her asmr/gaming channel are super good. pomo is good asmr, even tho im sure she looks down the ppl who orbit her and fucks chads

I apparently have a good voice for this kind if thing. Can males be successful in ASMR? Where does one start? Can I make dosh?

>>37946628
No, I think that thing is call autism.

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Some of these videos make me feel uncomfortable, like I'm peeking into a world I'm not supposed to see. The women are too attractive, its not believable. This isn't a reality I was prepared to handle.

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>>37946672
But anon, for a lot of us this is going to be the only experience of such a world were going to get. Why feel uncomfortable about it?

>>37946771
I dunno man, its just unnerving. It's one thing to watch porn. Its very fake, but fulfills an important primal urge.

This stuff though... I'm not ready to accept that I need to watch youtube videos to experience some approximated form of intimacy. I still have hope for the real thing, I guess.

>>37945689
i think natureflight actually browses r9k but don't quote me on that

totally tori is my asmr crush https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZKOKRgevdg&t=637s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhizI3l5lAc
catplant seems so out of reach for humanity its not even possible for me to imagine talking to her.

surprised glow hasn't been mentioned yet either,not alot to say about her but she seems like she actually cares more than any other artist i've listened to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRYHQHMFgp8

>>37946668
>No, I think that thing is call autism.
ayyy, lmao.
>>37946649
You could always just sit there silent and have a servant you hired do all the work and record it all. Here's an example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGOhCcca9q0

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>>37946887
>This good taste

Mah nigger, all three are top comfy, Catplant especially.

Darya Lozhkina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLLFpUniU0w&t=832s

>>37946887
>natureflight on r9k/
Honestly it wouldn't surprise me.

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she gives me tingles in my wingle

>all these disgusting western whores

If you guys saw a handful of Japanese ASMR videos, you'd never go back. I can't even watch most western stuff without cringing and feeling sick, they're just caked with makeup and gross.

>>37945912

shes a huge an attention whore and dummy though..

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what about asmr HUSBANDOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

>>37947902
whenever i click on any ASMR video with an asian, she starts smacking, licking, popping and puckering her salivated lips non-stop and i hate that shit.
cool, you guys can slurp up ramen all day fucking long because no one gives a shit, that doesn't mean the sounds are relaxing.

>>37946529
>Is this stuff supposed to give you a boner?
No, it's safe (no threat of rejection bc 2D) emotional intimacy roleplay.

Any good neo-nazi ASMR girls?

>>37947902
They all sound like little girls squeaking.

The western ones are attention whores for sure, but at least they don't sound annoying.

>>37946672
>Some of these videos make me feel uncomfortable, like I'm peeking into a world I'm not supposed to see. The women are too attractive, its not believable. This isn't a reality I was prepared to handle.
You are meant to pretend to be a normie in your role in the role play, but you just have to sit there and let it all wash of you like a warm bath that warms your insides, too.

https://www.youtube.com/user/angelhands66/videos

Relax For A While ASMR can be your kind mommy, robots.

>>37947851
There's another good Blue webm I have seen. I think it's the one where she is ironing.

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>>37950464
>Watching male asmr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuDSMLCKjEc&t=

>>37950874
male asmr >>>> female asmr

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>>37950874
>Watching roastie asmr
Honestly was just bumping In a hurry though
here are some questionable BUT pureish waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxvVL32daKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHb6XAXlsqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcVd90tINn8
Men are better at everything though no exception.

>>37946887
i love glow and catplantt

the latter is fun to watch play games on twitch too

>>37946628
Thats sissyfication hypnos.
Asmr is for comfy tho.

>>37950874
Asmr zeitgeits is p goodlike

>>37946887
>new age hippie that likes fairies and shit
>/r9k/
I don't quite see the connection...

I like:
Springbok (although she hasn't uploaded a lot recently)
Moonglove (hasn't uploaded in 6 months and is probably dead)
Natureflight
Poki
Frivolous Fox
ASMRMagic (best legit ASMR, mostly without talking)
What used to be FreshBlush and is now "Goodnight Moon", I guess
BlueWhisper is ok too
Capital ASMR for fun roleplays
AlternateAurora for similar reasons

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>>37946951
her nails always make me erect

>no heather feather
it's like you faggots aren't even trying

Bumping an assmr thread with furry creatures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZNx9OiPDjg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNgROvhLTKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4rYvRI5as0