I'm supposed to go on a date with a girl today and I have

>>37945663
Family emergency, don't go into the specifics.

>>37945663
can you tell us why you can't go?

>>37945663
Abstract the actual reason why you have to cancel into a new, vague reason -- this way, you can leave out all the private details without lying.

Lying or pseudo-lying is much easier when there's some truth mixed in.

Explosive Diarrhoea and your mum says you're not allowed.

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Dentist appointment. Then brag later about how the dentist noticed you flossed. Gets all the bitches

>>37945663
The excuse doesn't matter, but make sure you setup another date that you won't miss. That way she knows you want to see her.