Well boys, I have my first job interview in 12 hours, any

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>>37945551
Asuka is best girl. Always remember this.

>>37945551
What is the position for?

>>37945551
randomly pull your penis out and ask whether or not they offer mtf insurance, shoe in for sure

Make regular eye contact but not too much, speak loudly and clearly, eat and shit beforehand so your stomach isn't rumbling or anything during it.

>>37945551
tell the interviewer that you're good with your hands.

Works like a charm.

>>37945551
Smile
Be pleasant
Lie a bit but not too much
Be confident
Don't answer never answer with "I don't know"
Strong handshake (grip that fucker)
Act like your a fucking boss but don't be too arrogant

>>37945611
Here's my story...

>be me
>shutinfag NEET
>mother works 2 jobs to help supply me with lots of food, vidya, and anime figures
>one of her jobs is a maid for a really rich family who owns many businesses
>asks the family if they can get ME a job
>the man of the house hooks her up
>turn in my application to be a Dough Pounder at a Pizzeria (can't be delivery cuz I don't have any license, my mummy will drive me to the job if i get it)

I'm so antisocial I know I'll just sperg out during the interview I can't even sleep ugh

>>37945676
Well with the position I'm going for that couldn't hurt at all!

>>37945714
because you seem like a retard heres the way you should go about this. be ultra polite about everything and show respect, dont attempt any humour, but laugh at all his jokes. you already have the job you simply need to not fuck up. they dont want a personality they just want a submissive servant.

Hide the fact that you use 4chan.

>>37945551
don't use the word nigger people hate that