So, my chad roomates just had a bunch of Stacies last night and got drunk as fuck while I was trying to sleep with earplugs on. Today I decided to get obliterated drunk so I slipped a bunch of shots at work, got home and of course they're all out partying again. Anyway I drank all of my booze and wanted more so I went snooping to the living room seeing what I could salvage, I managed to drink a few disgusting warm half-drunk beers, the last one however did not taste like alcohol at all. Rather it tasted like warm tangy water, and I'm afraid I probably drank somebody's piss can. I've already thrown up twice and I feel sick like a nigger.
So, how's everybody's Saturday night going?
Bump before I an hero
>>37945169
got home piss loaded drug, all I got to say is don't off yourself until the very end,
alcohol turns me into a normie, its the only time i actually want to socialize
>>37945367
this is why i'm drunk 24/7
it's Sunday morning ya nonce
OP here.
My C H A D roomates brought some tequila, we ended up play fighting a lot, trying to get some bitches for me (AS IF) and just having a good time.
Now the Silverback of the house won't let a twink go home cuz he's too drunk, they are arguing like little monkeys so I've retreated back to my den.
Overall I got drunk as fucking shit so I'd call it an 8.2/10 night cuz I still drank piss and no girls came over but at least I got to bond with my CHAD roommates
>>37945169
Is this the part where you admit you're an alcoholic or would you prefer to sink lower first? You'll be lucky if you didn't get herpes from one of those cans.
>>37946663
We are all alcoholics but they drink to have fun and I drink to act normal and to not kill myself