>be average fag >shy around girls >finally decide to

>>37943131
Don't ever marry this girl
Shell fuck you out of your last penny and you'll be homeless

>>37943177

We can just get a prenup, dum dum

PRENUP
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>mfw muted for this

I don't know, have you thought about FUCKING TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT?

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>>girl contacts me

impossibru, try again, thanks.

>>37943131

>girl contacts you first
>gives it up on the first date
>immediately goes to boyfriend/girlfriend mode
>constantly calls you
>starts decorating your place
>fucking wants to move in so quickly
>demands constant checkups
>has angry breakdowns when she doesn't get what she wants
>fucking talking about marriage and meeting her parents

How the fuck did you miss so many red flags?

>>37943253

I'm scared she'll get angry or even leave me if I try to slow things down

>>37943314
/thread

originallia

>>37943253

>OP tells gf he wants to take things slow
>she says okay
>pokes holes in condoms or stops taking birth control without telling OP
>gets pregnant and demands marriage for the kid's sake

Fucking retard.

OP, you are fucked. Just fucking accept your fate and enjoy it. She's crazy but she has a vagina, ass, and mouth for your use and seems clingy enough you can threaten breaking up in order to force her to fuck you

>>37943131

Tell her its too soon to get married. Spend at least a year together before you decide to marry her.
She sounds crazy clingy 2bh.
Shes not going to leave that easily if shes that obsessed

>>37943197
A prenup will fuck her up and you won't ever get married dum dum
What are you 12 ?
Cmon now

>>37943314
The sad part is, these are the girls you would least expect to cuck you. But then you don't respond to her calls or you come home late, and she's cucked you with the first guy she saw just to hurt you. Or maybe she's just aware she will soon hit the wall and is clinging to you as her last hope. I hope for the latter.

>>37943131
How the fuck if that guys hand a foot?

>>37943420

She told me she had her tubes tied so we don't need to use protection.

>>37943431

She's on the lease now so I couldn't make her leave if I wanted.

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>making you take her to places

it's funny as hell, cause in modern society, dudes are so cucked that this is the norm, and expected.

>>37943131
>everything i ever wanted is happening to me
>what do i do!
do it faggot, marry her and have her children

>>37943480
>tubes tide
What's the point to getting married now if you can't start a family?

>had clingy gf
>she did everything to please me
>get bored with her and break up
>she begs to stay
>nope
>meet girl
>she's awesome and I fall in love
>dated for 2 years
>about to ask her to marry me
>she dumps me for a Chad she met and cheated on me with
>realize I should have stuck with the clingy girl because she actually cared about me
>try to link back up with her
>she's already married
>been alone since

Better to have a clingy girl than no girl

>>37943347
You're scared she'll get angry at you? Jesus fucking Christ, she's clearly batshit and already talking about marriage. Break this shit off as fast as possible. And if you won't do that then the very least you need to do is talk to her.

>>37943480
>tubes tied
jesus christ, hopefully she is just lying to get you stuck in a pregnancy. thats better than sliding into a marriage with a clingy bitch who cant even have your children

>>37943480

Shes lying about her tubes.

>>37943579
>>37943545

I don't want kids, those fuckers smell and are ridiculously expensive to raise

>>37943131
Anon don't marry 50% of marriages end in a divorce

>>37943594

We've been fucking without protection for about a month now so she would already be pregnant by now. Plus she had her period 2 weeks ago

>>37943600
your entire drive to be with a woman and have sex with her is based on an base desire to reproduce. you can deny it now, but when you are dying you will regret not spreading your genes.

>>37943643

My desire to be with women is to have a companion that I can stick my dick in

>>37943131
>I don't know if I can do better so should I just bite the bullet and settle down with her?

Absolutely.

If you're white, have as many children as her vagina can handle.

>>37943131
Don't do it. Getting into shit with clingy/overprotective women never ends well.

>>37943633
you are wrong about how things work

>>37943633

>tubes tied
>had her period

You are beyond fucked

>>37943643
not him but i'm child-free too. "you'll regret it/change your mind" is a myth. breeders are just jealous that they are slaves to this life-ruining biological impulse.

>>37943711
You get a period even if your tubes are tied.
That's why I'm getting a hysterectomy in september.

>>37943711
>Anon doesn't understand what periods are
Neat.

>>37943131
lol she's fucked in the head. stand your ground, man. don't marry anyone you've only known for 8 weeks. that's pretty stupid.

Seriourly mate if you love heer that much and dont wanna dump her at least talk about whats happening because it gets worse
The more time you wait tl act the harder it will be to turn her down

Bitch ain't no clingy. She's fucking yandere.

>>37943131
tell her you like being with her/together tell her to slow down though she's going way too fast you dont want to hit a brick wall at 100+mph

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>OP has found a woman who not only loves his barely functional ass but also wants to be in a monogamous relationship with him forever
>Some anons are opposed to this

There aren't enough smug anime grills to convey my emotions.

Anyway OP just talk to her, tell her you love her but are confused as to why she is proceeding so fast. Because if you are going to be with her, married or not you two have to be able to have honest, open, and clear communication.