Is my friend (female) joking? She's joking, right?

>>37943006
I would say wtf and ask why they're watching my login habits

>>37943006
man this is either bait or pure evil
reply to it with just 'k' OP
it shows you dont care
either that or dont reply at all

why would she say that, also?
did you make her angry?

>>37943006
you got absolutely blown the fuck out. she is right and you know it. your options are block her or delete facebook

pathetic virgin

Tell her she's a cunt and that she can go fuck herself. Don't be a pussy OP. She isn't your friend at all.

>>37943006
flat "what" seems appropriate.
Because just
what.

>>37943006
Is she really your friend, or do you only think she is? Do you hang out at all?

Why would someone say these awful things? I really don't get it.

>>37943026
Yeah, that's the better question. This friend must be on 24 hours a day to be able to tell when you're logging in and logging off. Bitch has less of a life than you do.

>i bet you thought this was a real message too
what did she mean by this

>how do i respond
you don't op, she's just looking for attention. she's a bitch and you don't deserve to be spoekn like that. Even if she thinks it's the truth, that's a rotten way to talk to anyone, she's being malignant on purpose. not matter how much she tries to rationalize is it as "i'm just being honest~~"

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>>37943047
We talk online, even though I initiate 100% of the time and they usually don't even look at my messages until 10 minutes later.

She saw me IRL ONCE and it was a coincidence at Wal-Mart. I ran away, but sadly she recognized me. Alas, I am vergon.

Don't say anything. Don't take the bait. Be the bigger man and ignore her. Don't feed her ego.

observes your login habits but doesnt care. she wants something to occupy her time but she doesnt want to fuck. i would delete her but you do whatever.

send her a pic of your dick, originally, literally

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>>37931087
this is why we can't have nice things beta uprising now

>>37943032
This. Call her a cunt and post results

don't talk to it anymore , she will think that u are a cuck or something like that but truth she is not worth it. also she is not ur friend , and cheking in your logs is more freak than your robot way.

>>37943074
I think you should change your personality if no one in the world likes you, anon.

>>37943074
>>37943029

cut ties you blew it

>>37943074
Don't let her walk all over you like other anons are suggesting. Put that nasty whore in her goddamn place. Get her as fucking angry as you can and then just stop responding, let her simmer in rage.

>>37943074
She called you cute tho.

>>37943074
Reply with "commit suicide" and only that.

>>37943050
>must be on 24 hours a day
no, she could just notice it over time.

>>37943074
okay anon youre legitimately dealing with a mental ill person

its insane for her to have this much vitriol towards someone she's never met

just unfriend and block her, and move on

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>>37943028
"k" makes OP seem bitter. reply with this pic instead.

>>37943074
I think she's being tsundere. Ask her out or some shit.

>>37943074
>You're 6'3" and 7/10
Falseflagging confirmed. No women speak like this, literally ever

>>37943074
>having female "friends"
What the fuck did you expect dumbass?

also she sounds spergy as fuck to actually write something like that and send it to you

That is just uncalled for.
She is mad at something and is taking out on you most likely.
I would probably just not respond, fuck her for being a cunt, don't even feed her any atention.

>>37943006
by killing yourself, she'd feel really bad

"well its been 2 minutes hit me up later if you want to fuck, crazy slut" then delete. she will leave a rant about how youre a piece of shit and people think youre a fag, but shes just trying to distract herself from the feeling of being the rape baby runt of her social litter.

>>37943153
OP is baiting us
for shame OP
for shame

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she just responded to me wtf

for the record: she goes on /r/4chan and a thread where i posted our logs got on there before and she saw it

>>37943074

lmao what the fuck did you do? surely this is bait, why the fuck would she rate you when insulting you

>>37943121
this, tell her her shit is blown out and she's a fat cockgoblin

nice bait op, reeling in naive plebs real nice

>>37943181
Ask her "how heavy do you weigh again?" Post results.

>>37943181
do >>37943142
Just like, it really doesnt matter dude.

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i'm so fucked oh my god....

>>37943181
You sound like an annoying social parasite piece of shit

>>37943181
sorry OP But you are beta as fuck for initiating 100% of the convos, there is no saving you, she is 100% right

>>37943153
The "not like the other girls" kind do.

>>37943219
Whatever you did struck a nerve with her, who gives a shit.

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If this post is trips you
Have to ask her if she'll be your braphog gf

>>37943074
>send dick pic
>"if you wanted it so badly you could've just asked ;)"
Don't even acknowledge it, it'll make her even more mad. She wants attention which is evident by her looking at your log in habits lmfao

>>37943006
just post

"whore"

its a trigger word

>>37943219
This is a shitty fake
This whole thread's fame now
Laaaame.

>>37943219
I think at this point we can consider this confirmed bait lol
nice try tho op

yo
call her a stinky nigger

>>37943219
Confirmed for bait. This isn't real.

>>37943219

No female is this observant, I'm calling false-flag operation from the OP.

>>37943181
she is telling the truth, and she is also a cunt, and you are garbage

>>37943028
This just say "k" or "lol k" then dont reply after that

op is a psycho cuck, he gets off by being bullied in his fantasy story which never happened, and bullied by us when we find out that it's a bait thread


it's amazing what creatures walk this earth among us, isn't it? and yet somewhere out there, there's OP

>>37943288

This, except the part where the OP is garbage.

lmao if this isnt a bait then just stop talking to her dude

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>>37943219
GIVE US HER NUMBER

also what the fuck did you do to her? if you dont tell us it's probably bait

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GET READY WE HAVE A GIRL COMING OVER>>37943219

>>37943219
Fake and gay. orogsgagrsegvrg

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i assure u all this is NOT bait lmao

you can find her on discord threads here btw

She's right faggot you are a pussy either tell her to fuck off or keep taking it like the bitch you are. This is bait anyway

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>>37943339
Then post her discord and don't be a cuck if it's real.

>>37943028
^^^THIS

Just reply "K"

Makes her sound like she just had a huge sperg (which she did), make her feel bad for typing a long response and expecting a reaction, and make you seem like you dont care while still making her feel bad

I'm team bitch on this one

maybe the bullying will get to OPs pathetic head and hell do something to change shit around, orobably not tough

>>37943339
wait so she found this thread? tell her to post

>>37943373
also this

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>>37943339
Don't worry anon, I'll be your amigo

Hey girl be my gf now that your here, I wanna be humiliated

>>37943219
shit thread
fake and gay and also sage

>>37943074
fake and gay desu ne

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>>37943219
Going to pretend this is real

Stop being such a pathetic faggot
Find someone better to talk to, you miserable piece of human refuse

I'm not a qt girl btw, I'm an overweight muslim

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im gonna go guys

fuck this stupid bitch
wasted two years of my life fuck her

>>37943392
You bumped the thread instead of saging it retard. You're also being very condescending towards OP and I think you're a faggot

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>>37943438
Good job, anon
Do not respond to any message she sends you, no matter how much she begs

>>37943438
now stop responding and get better at living

>>37943443
Shit,did I?
Anyway the thread is fake.

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>>37943438
Nice shitty bait thread, OP.

Please, don't come back.

>>37943438

Can either send something way over the top here, or ghost her.

>>37943006
get revenge-

why didn;t you send her your penis?

>>37943219
dumb bait

kys yourself OP

She could be drunk...

I'm calling for dox

>>37943074
H-hey anon, uh, I'm super jealous right now

Having a girl talk to me like this is literally my number one fantasy.

>>37943006
she sounds like a fake friend.
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends.

>>37943006
I like her. You seem like a needy fagtard and I support her decision to absolutely shit on you.

bait threads should be banned

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>>37943219
I don't think there is any salvaging this, you have just been fucking it up since day 1

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>>37943451
Why do I like this picture?

>>37943074
>rating people out of 10

thats not how girls talk anon, poor show

>>37943006
If it was me I'd just reply with "yukkuri". Though I don't use chats outside of IRC so what do I know.

>>37945368
Because she gives unconditional love.

Baited, abandon thread
In case is real, bitch you're your w/e crazy and OP is gay.

>>37943006
>>37943006
desu I'd just remove her and get on with my life. pathetic or not at least im not taking out my frustrations on others. make no mistake she does have something that is deeply troubling her for writing something like that. people don't just wake up and decide to go berrate friends (or even strangers for that matter) for no reason
>>37943028
this is good too

Nobody talks like this.

On the off chance it's real OP, she's clearly asshurt. You should ignore her.

>>37943219
bleh. you pushed it too far. this made it too obvious my man.

>>37943006
>I bet you thought this was a real message too

what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>>37943148
tought the same tho

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how the fuck do fellow anons tell op to change or side with the girl here?

even if everything she said was 100% true, its absolutely uncalled for.
and then she has the nerve to call it truth when called out. thats not how social interactions work.
she invests a whole lot of time to tell him what a disgusting being he is considering her position.

but hey, you jebaited me.

>telling people you visit 4chan
>dealing with a girl that knows r9k

baka irl rn desu

>>37943006
She's obviously trying to hurt you by pushing your insecurities. Acknowledge your insecurities, accept the fact it's not as bad as she makes it out to be, realize you're probably ok.

Also, she seems to believe she has a central role in your life, or had. That may be true, but at this point, let it go and get on with your life.

>>37943006

she's telling you to kill yourself.
I agree, the world would be better off without your pathetic ass

>>37945683
like anon thougth it was a friendly msg from a friend when he saw the notification.

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Anons female friend if you're reading this go to hell. Honestly what kind of fucking loser does that to some poor robot. I seriously hope you catch the front end of a bus, or the bottom of a bridge. Anon don't listen to this cunt, you are 7/10 and you can do this. I'm sure you have friends that care about you, and will make moar.

Mfw I'm always against generalizing but fuckit

FUCK ALL ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37943006
Ask her if you should kill yourself. If she says yes, print the conversation and kill yourself.

>>37945877
>you are 7/10

hahahahahahah i like how u included this. not too high not too low. nice speech tho

>>37943074
>2/10 autistic women are in such high demand they can talk to literal Chads like this
It's not fucking fair lads

>>37943181
You both are probably terrible people
Origugu

INTO THE PIT

Tell her that hurtful and unnecessarily cruel messages like those made you a shutin sperglord to the point you don't even know if you can trust anyone anymore. Tell her that every human needs validation and craves human contact yet due to your social behaviour people treat you like shit which you deeply down know is for a huge part your own fault. However you find it angering that social interaction comes so easy to a cruel person like her, yet she apparently thrives on putting others down who are socially weaker than her to overplay her own insecurities and validating herself as part of her social group.

Tell her if she wanted to humiliate you while you both fuck she could've just said so.

>>37943028
Don't do this. Just makes you sound passive aggressive

<

The correct answer to this is always.

"I bet you're feeling pretty good about yourself... But the jokes on you. Getting bullied by girls is my fetish, and I am masturbating furiously right now."

I think i love her.

She makes my dick hard. OP you're a faggot loser

>>37943006
just respond with i like you

>>37946394
>thinking theres a problem in sounding passive aggressive when replying to someone being actively aggressive towards you
You are a beta cuck and always will be

>op hinted "I bet you thought this was a real message too" at the very first post
>dozens of retards still fell for it
/r9k/ confirmed for dumbest board?

>>37943006
How is this bait still up ?
Let it die already

>>37943028
no you melon, just leave her on seen; don't give her the satisfaction of your time

Baitiest of bait threads

this thread is original bait

>>37943181
You should've told us that detail in the first place retard

I want to get off mr anon's ruse cruise

>>37943181
you got a link to the logs on reddit cancer

>Okay, so you track every time I log in? And you jump to conclusions based on what, your own issues? You barely know me, go be a dick somewhere else.

Op is friends with her so she probably knows how much of a beta he is, but this response is personally applicable for me in that situation.

>>37943074
Start pretending you are suicidal and see if you can trick this bitch into goading you into committing suicide. It is illegal now. Betcha she goes for it.

BTW you might have to actually kill yourself for this to work.

>>37943006
>friend

Oh mate...

I'm so sorry.

You should just stop logging in.
Bitch clearly has something against you.

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>>37943006
yo that is facebook copy pasta just to get a reaction out of you. Do not take it personally it is more of a joke around social media in general. I would respond either cool or thanks. its not a big deal

watch the positive side: you're talking to a girl
and she even told you're a 7/10
no one ever said such things to me lol

>>37943219

>Please don't.

I don't care if this shit is fake, I'm still laughing my ass off.

>>37943006
share it on social media where her friends hang out. show her mommy how she treats people.

>>37948347
tfw no nice anons come lie to you in your threads to make you feel better

;_;

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>>37948388
ok but people in her circle are probably just as shite

it's popular now to be a "bad bitch" and "savage"

it's always been that the popular kids were shitty and it worked out for them but now it's even worse with memes and pop culture encouraging shit like making sure dat bitch know her place YO HOL UP she can't steal your man if you post that video some frat guy took while he was raping her all over facebook!!! lol what a messy bitch!! xddd haha take that jennifer

god this shit triggers me so much

when did it become cool to be either apathetic/ironically making memes about your "crippling depression" (when that's total bs and you have absolutely 0 diagnosed mental illnesses and are just hopping on a bandwagon) or to be mean, catty, cunty, bitchy...because it's just "teehee i'm a spicy lil mama with an attitude :) oh bae you think i'm crazy? wait til you see what i did to that hoe you were texting....oh that's your cousin? damn, too bad, already keyed her car teehee"


FUCK I HATE STACIES THE CHADS DO IT TOO BUT AT LEAST THEYRE JUST PLAIN DUMB AND BELLIGERENT

GIRLS ARE P S Y C H O

>>37943006
>xdddddd

I just wanted to complain about OPs xds Robot. Leave me alone

>>37943074
OK OP listen closely post her no. to /b/ and ask those underageb& tards to doxx her for you

This thread is fake as heck bruva.
>Cry me a beverage!

Why are you faggots this here. SAGE.

>>37943074
Implying a girl would call herself 2/10 and speak in r9gay lingo.

Nice bait faggo.

>>37943026
This is the correct answer. Literally say "don't you have anything better to do than track my internet use?"

>>37949192
This desu
No girl talks like that, she would say "tall and cute" or something that effect

>>37943028
"k" makes you sound like your trying to hard, it sounds really unatural, "ok?" or something would work better desu

>>37943006
She sounds fucking awesome. Bold, aggressive, honest, logical, brash. How do I find someone like her?

>>37949970
>>37944306
What the hell is wrong with you guys? Why do you get off women treating you like shit?

>>37950224
It's charming when someone is confident and brutally honest, I appreciate that in a person.

>>37950347
Indeed it's confident, but girls like that don't care about you.

>>37950429
Do you mean in general? That girls like that are somehow sociopaths? No, they actually care MORE, because at least they have the decency to be honest and treat guys like OP with at least that much respect. She respects him enough as a human to at least be honest with him, letting him know he's trash so that he can improve himself. I'd choose that over empty fluff words any day.

>>37950477
There's a difference between being honest and being a bitch. She could have said it in a nicer way that wasn't as harsh. This is bait anyways, but I know a lot of guys have girls talk to them this way and they stick around. Bitches need to be put in their place.

>>37943028
nah tell her no u

>>37943006
Just ask" why do you care so much about what i am doing?"

>>37943074
She likes you. Atleast that's what my mother told me when all the girls were spitting on me in 2nd grade.

>>37943074
>>37943006
LOGGING IN ON WHAT??

>>37951981
4chan

orijikun

>>37943074
She wants the d.
I can tell because she brings up that you're attractive.
Stay the fuck away though, because she's fucking insane.

>>37943006
I usually take insults and run with it into self deprecating humor or flip it back on them. The "lol k" response is good too.

You gave away the bait with the /r9k/.
Try harder next time. But here's a reply for all the effort.

>>37943074
>Separate Entirely
Seriously

>>37943006
reply with "lol didn't read LMAO"

>>37943006
>Is my friend (female) joking?
No, and she's not your friend.

>>37943074
wow what a rude bitch

>>37943074
stop larping faggot kys
sage