beggars can't be choosers Stop being a beta and turn your

>>37941924
I have been, but what I want is simply hard to find. I unironically desperately want a virgin qt I get along with. I'm already good looking, I'm already fit, make good money, and am still trying to improve more.
It's so hard to stay motivated when you sacrifice yourself and live miserably just for a better shot at what you want.

>>37942011
I never understood this meme. Why does the girl have to be virgin? Aren't you like cutting your dating pool to a tenth?

>>37942120
A combination of not wanting to imagine anyone else having ever been with her and wanting us to be special. It's hard to actually describe, but the idea of being with a girl who's not is nightmarish and I'd be driven insane.

>>37942179
Are you a virgin?

If not, how does her sexual history affect the relationship if you are not a virgin anyways?

>>37942201
I am a virgin, and I really only want to lose it to the person I'll spend my life with. But I still least want a chance to make it work.

>>37942120
>>37942201
I am not a virgin, but I really think I would have trouble staying in love with a nonvirgin past the honeymoon period for several reasons. I never got to be a girl's first, which eats me up to this day. I would also be insecure and grossed out by the idea of her with her past partners. Then there's the fact that girls with more partners are objectively worse marriage material

I self-improved a lot.

Went from overweight to a healthy weight, decent shape, got a decent job, was more confident, etc.

Didn't change a single thing. I was still a horrifically lonely robot.

Self-improvement is a meme.

>>37942363
You say you "was"
What are you now?

>>37942499

Does it matter what I am now? it didn't work despite doing everything the meme says.

I am still in reasonable shape, have a fine job and everything but I just stopped trying since women are repulsed by me no matter what I do.

>>37942722
Good attitude, this is the way to making it in life

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Answer honestly in an original way

>>37942762

Making it where? We're all going to the same place.

Why should I keep trying when there are no rewards for doing so?

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WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET WILLPOWER FROM FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT
I CAN'T EVEN PEEL MYSELF FROM /r9k/ FOR AN HOUR A DAY. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
>force feed myself to reach calorie surplus to make meager gains with my low T
>apply to 100s of jobs a day in the hopes of getting a phone call from a single one
>actually answer that miraculous phone call and somehow work up the courage to show up
>not sperg out on the interviewer with my actual diagnosed autism
>attempt to educate myself with uninteresting subjects when I can just pick up my pocket-dopamine machine instead and browse /r9k/
HOW. YOU NEED A LITTLE DISCIPLINE TO START WITH TO GAIN MORE OF IT. I HAVE NONE.

I have to wait till next year to join the navy.

>>37942849
Finding happiness in life, honestly what's the point in living if your not happy? Isn't it rational to kill yourself if life brings you more grief than Happiness?

>>37941924
aynon, some of us just need a direction to devote our autism fully, the current economy does not allow that, only jacks of all trades can do anything.

>>37942909
>Finding happiness in life, honestly what's the point in living if your not happy? Isn't it rational to kill yourself if life brings you more grief than Happiness?


If I were more courageous, I definitely would have taken some 12 ga mouthwash by now, but, alas, I am not. Life is pretty much a living hell and there is no way to escape from it.

You clearly are some normie to come here to lecture us. Of course we're unhappy. That's life, not everyone gets to be happy.

>>37942321
>which eats me up to this day
why? i sure as hell dont think about my first time or when i took my girlfriends virginity at all. its nothing special. it was an awful experience.

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>>37943063
My first time was bad, but the fact that no woman ever thought I was worth giving her first time to, and the fact that I will always get another man's sloppy seconds, are things I hate

>>37941924
What the hell does beggars can't be choosers have to do with turning your life around

>just wanted to move out and stop being a hopeless piece of shit
>graduated with liberal arts degree, got office job, moved into new apartment
>it's even worse than living at home

>>37942201
I like virgin girls
Virgin girls make me happy
I don't have to justify my sexual preferences to you

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>>37942830
yay i got bingo

>>37943162
>worth giving her first time to
why do you place such value on the first time? you dont have any sentimental feelings towards yours, why would you think any other girl would feel special about theirs?

>I will always get another man's sloppy seconds
So youre saying every girl Ive deflowered is mine forever? Is that what what youre trying to say? Otherwise how and why would it be considered "sloppy seconds".

>>37942762
>You have to improve yourself to make it
I did and it didn't work
>It's your fault then, don't ask me how

Here is real advice buddy get plastic surgery that's the only thing girls care about

>>37943183
it means you werent born alpha so stop whining about it and do something about it instead

>>37943211
>>just wanted to stop being a hopeless piece of shit
>graduated with liberal arts degree
Do you see the issue here.

>>37943239
That's amazing, go share it on Facebook

>>37942227
This is why robots on r9k have such problems. If you get your forplay right then it won't matter if she's been with other guys. Deep seeding trust issues coupled with a lack of self confidence is what the whole vergin meme really chocks up to

>>37943324
>go share it on Facebook
nawww neeties so upset he cant even look at the chart properly! he missed the part where the facebook section was unticked! better luck next time formulating a good insult eh neetie?

>>37943297
But the problem is there is no way of working around not being born a Chad or at least in the near tires
How fucking new are you? Did YouTube send you here?
Did you read about 4chan in meme central?

>>37943361
>Did you read about 4chan in meme central?
i heard about the hacker called anonmoose on fox last week

>>37943355
Isn't it about time you went like the pictures of 20 girls you know or at least heard about in the hopes that one day one of them will sleep with you?

>>37943383
its a bit hard without a facebook neetieboy

>>37943382
Great, why don't you tell all your highschool friends about how cool 4chin memes are?

>>37943402
i already have friendo :)

>>37943401
You are fooling nobody, I bet you check it 20 times a day hoping someone likes one of your pictures
I bet you still get a little sad when it doesn't happen even tho you should be used to it and then come here because even tho nobody loves you you are still better off than some poor fuck on 4chan

>>37943278
>you don't value your first time
Men and women aren't the same. Many of us value being a woman's first time, women value their own fiest time being taken.
>Every girl I've deflowered is mine forever?
Not literally. But most women, even the ones that have slept with too many men to remember them all, consider their first time as something very important to them. Plus, you got to have them before they were tainted by other men

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>>37943439
>You are fooling nobody, I bet you check it 20 times a day hoping someone likes one of your pictures
I bet you still get a little sad when it doesn't happen even tho you should be used to it and then come here because even tho nobody loves you you are still better off than some poor fuck on 4chan

this whole post really joggles the noggles

>>37941924
>What are you waiting for Anon?

I could spend the next year, or five, getting in shape, eating better, "putting myself out there" (whatever the fuck THAT means), developing a social circle of people I'd hate because I don't have anything in common with anyone, build enough confidence to ask a thousand women out who'll all reject me...

But at the end of all that work, I'd still be a KHV manlet in his 30's who doesn't make a lot of money, and with no relationship experience.

Then the best I could hope for is an outside chance at a used up roastie to throw me a dead fish pity fuck twice a year while she fucks Chad on the side, divorce me, take half my shit, sponge off my income for the rest of her life, ruin my career and life with false accusations?

There's literally no reason not to swallow the black pill anymore. You're chasing a dream that no longer exists.

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>>37943453
>women value their own fiest time being taken.
pic related, this is how retarded you sound.

>>37943457
>Not a normie
>Fucks up greentext

>>37943488
what a cute way to bypass my point. arent you glad that happened? :^)

>>37943485
Not an argument, memelord.

>>37943544
go away phone poster

>>37943518
>Trying to get the last word
It's ok, you can have it, it's not like I'm going to bother reading it anyways

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>>37943578
>it's not like I'm going to bother reading it anyways
but you still did :^)

>>37942227
that is so fucking gay anon jesus christ

>>37943669
>spotted the normalfag cross-boarder

>>37943585
lol whoever wrote this passive-aggressive juvenile tripe should take a long hard long in the mirror

I'm looking at you, poster

>>37941924
This is a bullshit meme. I once was the best version of me. Itgot me nowhere and made me tired and hate myself even more.

>>37941924
the best version of me is the worst version of others

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>>37941924
>Stop being a beta and turn your life around through self improvement. Become the best version of you.
Thanks Anon. You know I really didn't know what to do with myself after the weltkrieg. I thought I'd be an artist but that didn't work out. I guess it's time to join the German Worker's Party and make some new friends, get /fit/ and make a difference.

>>37941924
>Beggars can't be choosers
I do whatever the fuck I wan to nerd
>Stop being a beta and turn your life around through self improvement. Become the best version of you.
Nice meme. Due to presterminism I already am the best version of myself.

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>>37941924
Been there done that. Started going to the gym, got nice and toned; six pack abs, decent biceps, very strong legs and chest.

But one thing persisted, my ugliness. The truth is, certain people aren't meant to be happy; not when you look a certain way or have certain psychological illnesses such as clinical depression.

That was 5 years ago, I'm still as lonely as I was before and during my "improvement".

>>37942120
You hear about the 50% divorce rate or whatever? Well if two virgins get married the divorce rate is 5%. White & based odds desu

>>37944741
He was originally sent in as a police infiltrator.

>>37943325
I don't care what the reason is. It's something I want enough that I don't care about the details or if it's wrong. I need to have it.

>>37948383
Have you tried church. It's literally your only chance at finding a nice girl like that.

>>37948836
All the church girls I've met are even worse. I'll try being more social in university. If that doesn't work within the next few years I'll be done.

>>37941924
The cold embrace of death.

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>>37948883
>he sets himself up for failure and thinks he will go "I'm done" for the rest of his life

You're not an anime protagonist, you aren't going to be 19 forever dipshit. And you can't leave a 9 month window open to find a girl that's just not how really works Jesus christ. Stop living in your head

>>37949107
>9 months window
No, it just means that by my late 20s I'll have probably lost any hope.

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>>37941924
WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING NORMIES HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>37941924
I dunno. I can learn skills, improve my physique but inside I still always feel hollow and I find it impossible to connect with people. don't even really have an ego either and I'm passionless so I guess I'll just sit on 4chan until I die

Self-improvement does not exist in the traditional sense. You're either born to be tall and good looking or your not. You can raise your money and status but those things are miniscule in terms of attraction.

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>>37941924
I'm working on it OP.

I went to /fit/ and started cutting calories. Lost about 100lbs and then got stuck, fell for the keto meme and lost way more after. I've lost 235lbs so far, more weight than I am today (210). Half the person I used to be!

I went to /o/ and bought a meme-obile stick shift car and I love it.

I've been going to /fa/ and they got me hooked up with some nice starter clothes that look decent on me since I've lost weight. The staple stuff, oxford long sleeves/chinos/vnecks/white sneakers so now I look halfway decent. Still a lot of weight to lose so I'm not buying the high end stuff yet. Soon!

I have given up /v/, /g/, and /a/ since they are autist boards and I've only got a few games/animu left in my backlog I want to finish before I give it up completely.

I'm 29 years old so I figure I have 1 year left to be a degenerate gamer loser before I have to get my shit together.

I'm gonna make it.

>>37941924
>buzzwords the post

kys and never return.

>>37942120
there are many reasons why male chastity isn't valued. Male Virgins are perceived as losers, whereas sexually successful men are perceived as higher value. Why? Because women like to compete for the top men. Females are hypergamous and so they date up. Men tend to date down. A successful man is highly desired by many women, thus can bed many. An average man simply cannot bed a lot of women. Men pursue women, not the other way round, so it is not an achievement for women to sleep around, but for a man to do so makes him adept in the sexual market.

>>37942363
Self improvement is a meme only if you have shit tier genes

confidence is the most important thing you can have and display and it's the only thing you can't just learn.

confidence has to be built up and practiced. building confidence is basically the same thing as fighting your fears. do you know how hard it is for people to fight their fear??? it's like the number 1 hardest thing for people to do, it's so hard that most people just stay afraid of the same shit their entire life, they never conquer their fear.

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its so hard trying to be a normie

what im doing wrong? why i cant get a gf ever? im not a manlet nor ugly and i can hold a conversation.

maybe i need a fucking car or what? fuck everything

>>37941924
How do I improve a 5 inch dick you faggot?

>>37951480
try asking out every girl you think is cute you meet and talk to. just ask and get use to her saying 'no'. after awhile of this you will gain confidence to ask the right girl and she will say yes. but you have to get use to rejection and failure before you can lead. its like the kobayashi test in star trek

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>>37942830

here is my unoriginally original reply

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>>37951480
I thought for damned sure that I was a normie too. Where did I go wrong?
I'm sure in the eyes of most people here I am a normie.

>>37952130
100% normalfag, fuck off you dirty cunt
you don't belong here

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>>37942830
>Answer honestly in an original way
>4/25
I'm not normal and i know it.

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>>37942830
I got close but nope

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>>37942830
original comment #21542121

>>37947212
Holy fuck, you're right. I don't know what to make of that.

>>37952161
I don't really understand how stuff that is completely under your control like having a job or working out or shaving makes you a normie.

This entire image should just be one big box that says "has ever had a gf."

>>37952268
exactly, now fuck off normalfag

I'm waiting to get born a Chad, so that I get the appropriate results for my hard work instead of just scraps.

Best version of myself is still so far behind Chad it's not even funny.

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>>37941924
I refuse to even start self-improving until I get my first part-time job. And I don't even know how to apply properly. What I do is just fill an application after an application and that's it. Nothing follows. I get no phone calls. At what point should I apply in person? Where do people apply for a first part-time job? Any ideas? My most recent applications were for: local movie theater (as a general floor staff), two different Winn Dixie locations - a grocery store (as a bagger), Walmart (as a stocker, backroom, & receiving associate) and T.J. Maxx (as general staff).

>>37952378
Try shitty, but non fast-food, restaurants. I got a job washing dishes for multiple summers working 20-30 hrs a week. They typically pay above minimum wage a bit too.