You straight people on /r9k/ staying virgins while me a gay robot

>>37941118
haha lol funny lmao

>>37941118
>while me a gay robot gets his dick sucked even by 7s and 8s weekly

Yea you're also a fucking faggot lol

>>37941154
yes and? Still having really good sex with people that actually know where i feel good

men are always gonna be better at dicksucking then women so iam more happy than ever to be a faggot

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>>37941191
>yes and?

You didn't earn it. You basically just have sex cause homosexuals are degenerate horndogs with no standards. If you're a man and fuck a woman it's a solid affirmation of your looks or personality, success, etc. Gay people are just trash that all fuck each other no questions asked so it's just not an accomplishment. Learn how to be a real man

>>37941280
sooo? iam still having sex and you are not i really dont see any bad sides here

also a normal women will always be more degenerate then the most perverted gay person out there its the golden rule women usually fuck anyone aswell ever heard about tinder culture? also you can still have a nice romance with a gay person but you seem to base real llife on some /pol/tard comics so you are really grasping here mate

>>37941280
-having sex with women won't change how i look
-it has nothing to do with personality, only game
-i don't associate my success in life by how much roasties i fucked

every single one of your points is retarded boi

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>>37941341
>sooo?

I mean if that's what you want out of life, just to have a bunch of raunchy, impersonal anal sex with random dudes then more power to you. Most men actually want to accomplish things.

>>37941351
>-i don't associate my success in life by how much roasties i fucked

Because it's zero

>>37941384
I dont have anal sex with random hookups i just let them suck me off and i only ever meet with 2 people at a time in fact i only ever had sex with 6 different guys but i probably fucked and get sucked off (and sometimes my ass licked) more than 100 times

>>37941351
Yeah but most of this board unironically believes in the points you just raised. Explain how else there is so much whining about not having women to fuck, and that just having a sexual encounter will utterly change their lives

>>37941440
iam not saying that having sex will change your life nor have i ever said anything like that iam just saying that it can make things much easier for you and can deffinitly help with the stress

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>>37941433
Congrats fucking some horny dude who most like has mental problems shit hole, great job

>>37941471
Im just refuting what the other anon raised, when he said that he doesn't care about the no. of women he's fucked and that sex is overrated. That's him, but honestly most of this board is utterly obsessed with sex and that it will change their lives. So your offer of asking them to go prison gay, is not that invalid

>tfw I just want to be a housewife
Everyone just wants a slut why does the community suck so much? I haven't even been here that long.

>>37941482
you seem jealous and mad at the same time
dont worry the gf you have been chatting with for years will maybe send you a nude you can fap to for tonight thats gonna make things better

Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to act like a faggot.
There are plenty straight guys who are faggots, especially here.

I'm a marine, im masculine, I like typical guy stuff.

And there are a lot of gay guys who don't do anal sex, have you ever heard of that?

>>37941534
>you seem jealous and mad at the same time

Literally just saying how pathetic you are, I fuck girls you fuck dudes shit holes

>>37941537
yeah iam actually one of them i only like to do anal at VEEERY special occasions and if only ever with my boyfriend

>>37941551
i dont care what some /pol/tard thinks about me but please go on with your autistic rant and how honorful you are

>>37941568
Dude pls stop you're making us look bad

>>37941598
>but please go on with your autistic rant and how honorful you are

You're probably fapping to it you sick faggot

>>37941397
you realize you can fuck a 10/10 for 400$ right?

>>37941341
>don't see any bad sides
If you're really having sex with different partners as frequently as you're describing you're gonna get a pretty nasty bug at some point. At least we're clean, homofag.

>>37941537
What parts of your argument were meant to be ironically contradictory and which one was literally true?

>>37941694
>2 partners at a time

>fall for gay meme
>go to gay bar
>pull in and park
>get out of car
>gay Chad by his car immediately hits on me
>oh gee this feels good
>invites me to his place
>o..ok
>follow him to his place
>get to his place and have some drinks
>he starts kissing and fondling me
>undress
>sucks my dick
>feels so good
>get into it
>he flips me over and starts fingering me
>feels good
>i did some ass training but only with my fingers
>think I can handle dick
>he whips his out
>about 6-7 inches long but fat as fuck
>relaxed because of alcohol but it barely fits
>stretching me out but feels good since he's going nice and slow
>then starts pounding me
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>literally clenching the bedsheets and biting the pillow
>he pulls out and takes off his condom
>sticks his dick in my face
>w...wut
>cums on my face
>hot and smelly and sticky
>not at all sexy like in pornos
>won't finish me off so I need to jerk it till I cum
>try to cuddle
>he tells me he isn't a hotel and to get dressed and go

I feel used. Is this how women feel?

>>37941694
>implying he's not already pozzing dudes neg holes

>>37941118
That's weird and not appealing at all.

>>37941751
This is what you get with a one-night stand. Whoever comes first, just fucks off, little affection. Usually, if its a straight one-night stand, then it's the woman with the pain and lowered chance of orgasming first. With a gay one-night stand, it's the bottom.

>>37941821
fucking hell, gays are pathetic

>>37941118
Because cute boys don't want me either.

>>37941118
I'm bi and have had sex with both genders before, enjoyed it. but i just don't really feel like it man. I have a very low sex drive these days. I have zero motivation to pursue other people. I kind of wish I did. but flicking through tinder/whatever just feels like a slideshow of unattractive faces and while i might covertly check out guys at the gym or stare at a girl's ass in public and think about squeezing it and fucking her, i don't actually, honestly, want to do so.

i got told by a girl at work the other day that i have the body of a model (i think she was exxaggerating a bit but i suppose i'm kind of ottermode) and i could be getting laid with new people every week if i wanted, but for some reason i don't. she said it like i was a really nice, honest guy for not doing so, little does she know i totally would if i could but i just completely lack the drive to do so.

anyway i kind of always wondered what having a bf would be like, maybe one day i'll meet someone and things will change...sorry for the blogpost

>>37941851
*humans
Both straight and gay guys are inconsiderate with one-night stands. If it were easier for women to cum than men, they'd be inconsiderate too

>>37942089
You just haven't found the right person yet Anon.

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>try the whole gay thing
>get dumped by 3 bfs in cruel manners

Yeah nah. Gays are mentally ill degenerates and deserve to be gassed.

>>37942171
that's what i like to tell myself i suppose

Fuck off homo. Kill yourself or die of aids

>>37941118
Prostitutes are even easier to pick up than faggots. Everyone here wants a qt virgin gf that will lose her vcard with them in a loving long term relationship.

>>37942290
>i had a shit experience
>MUST BE SHIT FOR EVERYBODY ELSE THEN

i really dont understand this line of thought how can people be so immature?

>>37942428
>prostitutes
>paying money for sex

id rather die a virgin than ever paying for sex in any way you might aswell just kill yourself but its more pathetic if i fuck some guys ass in agreement without any pay?

also a prostitutes pussy must as fucking toxic as radioactive waste i wouldnt even touch that shit if i was the one peing paid

A woman's pussy is the number one spot to pick up a std and sti. For reals look it up. A mans asshole will give you less of a chance to catch something.

>>37942932
You fags are honestly pathetic

>>37943008
Not as pathetic as you.

Its Saturday night. Why Aren't you out getting sweet pussy?

>>37943065
>Not as pathetic as you.

Literally no one is as pathetic as you people, I already fucked my gf earlier btw lmao

>>37943081
So gtfo norman

>>37943081
>calls other people pathethic
>boasts about how he has sex with his gf on /r9k/