>just been diagnosed with late stages of liver failure >6

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>when you liver want to be more like you
>so it fails

>>37939145
But you can get a new liver.
Anyway you probably got drunk

>>37939145
That sucks, dude. My dad is going through the same shit and it sucks beyond bad

Enjoy the times where you aren't too shaky to type or do normal functions. They're gonna go by quick. Oh, and remembering anything new at all. And having made up memories. And having general brain failure 24/7.

Yeah. Well. Sucks. Was it alcohol? Hep c? Being fat?

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do some crazy shit before you go

>>37939145
I'm dying as well
Lung cancer

Doc said about 3-4 months. Maybe a year if I take medicine.
I said cool and walked out. He's been calling and messaging me for like a week now.

>>37939145
Godspeed anon ! See you on the other side of life.

Enjoy your last moments well lad

>>37939376
>>37939145
Are you guys going out "naturally" or gonna kys before that?

>>37939175
nothing to see here folks, just fpbp

>>37939145
Please use heroin and tell me if it's good

>>37939145
Hey anon, i'm your doctor!
Get prank'd man, You're actually going to never die!

at least go on a spree before you die youve got nothing to lose now

>>37939145
is it easier knowing you have a time frame to live rather then forced to consider suicide daily?

>>37939549
Obviously it's good. People are willing to throw their whole lives away for it. Heroin is literally better than life itself.

>>37939340
>SAM HYDE STRIKES AGAIN!
>the above was an unoriginal comment.

>>37939145
Robots do not fear death

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>>37939145
Godspeed Anon. I'll unironcally pray for you. If this is true you should think about your life and what happens after

>>37939376
>I said cool and walked out. He's been calling and messaging me for like a week now.


This is the robot i aspire to be

>>37939376
Maybe you should uh get treatment

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>>37939376

>I said cool and walked out.

MADMAN

That's unfortunate. Do something cool b4 you pass away

>>37939145
Is it because of that dick you took in your ass in december '05?

>>37940302
No it's from the dicks from '08

ive always felt like this tb, i dont think id mind that much if i died, it would take aaway all my responsibilities and problems, inesucirites and worries. sounds nice actually if its anything like i picture it

Good luck
>>37939145
>>37939376

I hope everything goes well for you guys and that you'll be able to enjoy your time.

>>37939317
>Enjoy the times where you aren't too shaky to type or do normal functions. They're gonna go by quick. Oh, and remembering anything new at all. And having made up memories. And having general brain failure 24/7.

those don't sound related to the liver unless he got brain damage from alcohol like your dad did

>>37939145
why? did you drink too much?

>>37940358
Same. I kind of wish I had some turbocancer and had few months left to live. I would sell all my shit, buy a plane ticket to a place I want to go. Go there and spend my last days exploring and taking it easy.

>>37940397
I'm guessing toxins slowly build up and fuck your whole body. But I'm certainly no expert

Make sure that you fuck a trap before you die.

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>always see posts about cancer and anons dying
>fear being one of them
>always in fear of getting cancer out of nowhere and randomly being struck by the news of my soon-to-be finale
How could i ensure that if i got cancer, i would be able to treat it soon?

>>37940444
diet and origami exercises

>>37940444
Go to regular checkups I guess. Otherwise just check yourself for weird moles or lumps and stuff like that

>>37940302
no, its because of a dick he took last November.

>>37940432
That wouldn't have a drastic mental effect.

I'm 28 and still not intelligent enough to comprehend my own mortality.
Like rationally I realize that I'm supposed to die at some point but emotionally I'm pretty sure that I'm actually immortal.

>>37940474
Or check those trips naw mean

>>37939145
Dude fuck yes OP!
I'm glad you managed to come to terms with it where so many others failed. Hope what does or doesn't come after is fucking awesome.

>>37940590
It doesn't fucking matter because you'll be forced to accept it when it happens regardless of how you usually feel
So it's all good, don't feel bad or down about yourself

If I only had 6 months to live, I'd probably commit a lot of criminal acts and go out blazing.

>Rape someone
>Kill bankers
>Die of a cocaine OD

>>37940623

I really don't think I'll be able to accept it though.

>>37940586
Just looked it up and liver failure can absolutely cause brain damage
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatic_encephalopathy

>>37940444
>i would be able to treat it soon?
m8 the treatment for most is still pain management and comfort care.
>tfw working in a Brain Cancer unit in a hospital gives you the same eyes Ivan The Terrible had in that painting

>>37940429
fuck it, do it anyways.
what have you got to lose bar some dough and your virginity and your fear of life?

>>37939145
I sincerely hope you either get better or enjoy your remaining time. We all gotta go at some point.

>>37940668
Your are able to do things you would sincerely wish were never possible

>>37940854
like what fill out a will? how does it feel? i imagine it feels more like real life for normies, but this anxious state is something i already live with. what is dying like?

>>37940720
is it that bad ?

origolo

>>37940679
Almost any major illness can cause brain damage....how stupid are you?

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>>37939376

>having deep, dull chest pains for almost 2 weeks now
>can barely breathe some days (srs), literally feel like im going to die
>family history of cancer
>stay at home thinking, "it's nothing it'll go away" every day (it never has)

Wtf dude ur lucky af