Germanon here.There is this girl at university. She has red hair and the most beautiful, flawless white skin (really fucking white, mine looks yellowish in comparison). Thats probably why she's wearing some sort of "cloak"/coat while outside in the blazing sun.
She walked in, took of the coat and sat infront of me. Her log hair hanging to the side, her neck exposed. I could smell her... her fresh sweat... It wasnt disgusting in any way, it smelled hot as fuck. Basically instantly gave me a boner. I just wanted to grab her by her neck and pull her closer. bending her over the table and fucking her from behind, having her look back at me with those beautiful green eyes.......
....
than it hit me. red hair, green eyes, wears a cloak, supernaturally hot... She's a witch!
What do I do?
>>37938493
burn the witch, obviously.
have you tried masturbating to the thought of her fresh sweat dripping onto your naked body
Funny stuff I kek'd. So what you do is just say hi to her one time, see how she responds and after that you could talk to her
>>37938493
are you skilled with a battle axe?
>>37938493
blackmail her to hold hands with you or you'll expose that she's a witch
>>37938493
Das ist nur eine Irin. Du Homo.
>>37938555
i will
>>37938570
why? should I try to get her to admit that shes a witch?
>>37938571
nah. I have a dumbbell. If I get it a priest to put some holy water on it, it would probably work as a (holy) mace
>>37938493
You just described my ex
I want to kill myself
>>37938493
throw some water at her
>>37938493
Decapitate, break neck, or burn