Guys I need some help. I'm typing this in a panic because

>>37938011
If you don't look bad it should be easy. Start the conversation out with how nice the fireworks look

>>37938011
Well first thing you gotta do is be somewhat attractive and have a decent personality. Once you've done that, get some alcohol in the both of you, make her laugh, watch the fireworks together and then ask her if she wants to go for a drive somewhere with you, because presumably it's gonna be hard to fuck at the family place. Just get those first couple things out of the way and it's easy, really.

Are you in Quebec cuz today's that french pepper holiday and there's a bunch of firework shows here tonight

>>37938011
get the chloroform ready just in case

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>>37938225
No i'm in U.S.A. not syrup land

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>>37938011
Play it cool, and remember, women aren't retarded, so stay awake and ready for any social queues.

Top tip I got: if she didn't like you she wouldn't be around you.

They are smart, but remember, you NEED to be confident, even in your mistakes, you need to take them like a chad, just laugh it off, make a joke, don't be to defensive and don't make a big deal out of it, because it's no big deal.


When you are getting sexual, use all of your strength, because half assing it will lead to uncomfortable pick ups and clumsy switches, you want to be fully in control, not fifty fifty, because that just invites mistakes and miscommunication.


Hope this helps, nigger.

T. Smart Robot

>>37938424
How do I know when to go into C H A D M O D E?

>>37938515
Enter it now, just like you are inside a videogame taking the role of chad the protagonist, Your mission is to get in her pants, you know what to do, Chad (just bee urself(chad))

>>37938515
Remember to not half ass anything, you want your first sight of each other to be chadful, because it is very important.

Act like you don't see her at first if you can perhaps be talking to someone, and then when you see she is looking at you, you just kind of laid back turn your head and look at her, (she will look away embarrassed and shy), this will give you the upper hand. Good luck, just don't sperg and try to make it look authentic and chad

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Ganbarou soldier-chan.

Don't stress yourself, relax and wear the more shitface you can wear. Be relaxed and cool.

>>37938011
get drunk but not too drunk and talk to her but dont be weird. be funny and cool. don't take it too seriously either, don't worry about messing up, otherwise you will seem unnatural and nervous which will do yuou no good.