ITT: Most autistic shit youve witnessed/done >Friend steals

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>be me in kindergarten
>be me drawing shit
>no separation between special needs and regular kids
>some fucking autistic kid comes up to me and vomits on my drawing
>wtf.exe
>i ask him "why did you do that"
>no response. he grabs my crayons and doodles on top of his puke
>this dude is in my class nowadays

that was probably the most autistic thing ive ever seen

>>37932601
>no response. he grabs my crayons and doodles on top of his puke
This is alpha. He took control of the situation and you, anon.

Other
>fat kid rubbing one out in class through shorts
>did an eye roll orgasm while jizz spewed out one leg
>never told anyone

Me
>went into wrong restroom
>roastie staring at me
>realize mistake
>still took a shit

>friend pulls girl at club
>They make out
>She vomits down his throat
>He vomits
>I dry heave
>He begins screaming while covered in vomit
>He goes into a seizure

That was at least the most interesting things I've seen

>girl shit herself in geography class while wearing a skirt
>she sat there till the teacher asked her to leave

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>>37933155
Sounds hot
Was she marginally attractive?

>>37933224
Actually she was the oddly popular emo girl.
for some reason not many people mentioned it afterwards.
Went to the same uni as me, i still see her and thats all i can think when i see her

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>>37933254
This makes me happy, I wish I had some memories of emo girls letting out a mud monkey in her panties to fap to

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>saw the autistic kid break the bullies jaw

that was interesting, he just snapped

>>37932362
When I was younger I use to play air guitar like a rock band with my penis, I would run out naked and do this confront of my parents friends

>>37933254
Maybe she took laxatives to lose weight or took drugs.

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>>37933364
Wew lad

she now is a titcow though

>>37932774
Lmao what a fat you watched him back off haha fucked homo

>be 10 years old
>friend has a crush on girl called Holly in my class
>askes her out for weeks, she always says no
>proposes to her with a 20p candy ring

he never lived that down

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I've done quite a few autistic things but this one is sticking out to me for some reason.

>Be in 8th grade
>Taking an art class
>sculpting n' shit
>we make clay out of powder
>I made a cup of clay and drew a dick on it
>grab a cup and show it to a hot girl
>Do so by quickly turning it on the side
>The cup did not have clay
>This cup was full of water
>Water splashes all over her white tank top
>We can all see her tits
>Teacher rushes her to back room and gives her paper towels
>Get high fives
>This shit was a complete accident

She hated me after that.

>be 14-15 years old
>on the bus about to go home from school
>autist a little younger than me boards the bus
>his bus pass is out of date or just didn't work
>spergs out
>starts slapping people stood around the front of the bus whilst screeching
>I get pissed off so I shove him
>he falls over some handrails and can't get out from behind them

That was the most autistic. Second most would have to be when a sperg with a full on gigantic jew fro tried to bite me.

>be me in 5th grade
>Pee pants during class because the teacher wouldn't let you go
>Friend notices it
>Asks "did you spill water on yourself"
>"Yes"
>Two girls come and clean it up
>One asks "Is this juice?"
>"Yeah"
>They finish cleaning up the pee
>Go home and take a shower

>>37932877
that's p fkin jokes fampaiu

>>37932362
Reminds me of my paki friend back in year 8 when I told him to sprint as fast as he could. He made 5 autismo steps at full power (brought his knees to his chest) before slipping on a tile and broke his arm. I kek'd heartily

>>37932649
I lost my shit thanks for that anon