In 30 minutes I will be at a party. (first time in my life) What

Lots of normies using drugs and alcohol. If it isn't weed and cocaine, it's going to be shit like cough syrup and Benadryl.
Loud, bass-boosted modern pop and rap music, drowning out anybody who doesn't raise their voices.
Maybe food. Let's hope so.
Unless you have some people you know well enough to chat with, you're gonna be miserable. Good luck, bro.

>>37931556
If you're a robot, you'll be ignored.

>>37931556
Why does /r9k/ go to parties in the middle of the day? You need to go to late night parties for maximum degeneracy.

>>37931556
test original I should be studying fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>37931556
find your way into a group by complementing someone e.g. "cool beard dude". works for me.

>>37931721
>What are le timezones?

>>37931721
>the earth is flat everybody

>>37931556
consume alcohol and focus on yourself. maximisse your own feel good.

>>37931556
it depends, man.. how old are you?
do you know anyone there?
going with some friends?
you better get drunk fast

>>37931721

Not everyone lives in burgerland. I say this as someone who lives in the states.

As for OP, expect the majority of people there to be the average pleb as far as tastes in anything interesting is concerned. Lots of booze, maybe weed if you're lucky. If not for that, what >>37931685 said is true for the most part. Normies play wack ass music, same old trap shit everyone listens to.

If you don't mind conversation, it's incredibly easy to carry them with drunk fucks. Expect shallowness.

If you don't know at least 50% of the people there, don't bother going. It's going to be a painful experience.

>>37931556
Lots of drinking i guess. Great fun

You might want to have a beer or two before you go. Its important to eat a good meal (preferably on with loads of carbs) before drinking. Don't get too wasted

>>37931836
Or just goand get to know rhose you dont so next time will be even better

What's the girl to guy ratio gonna be like?

>>37931952
probably 1 girl to 3 guys (including myself)

>>37931999
please tell me there's gonna be more than 4 people there..

>>37931898
Yeah, well robots aren't exactly known for exceptional introduction skills.

OP here

I'm an abstinent so I'm not going to drink any alcochol. I'm going there with two friends, so company is not a problem.

>>37931556
A bunch of people who don't want to be there but feel the need to since it's what the media tells us is socio normative behaviour until everyone is drunk enough to start making bad decisions.

6/10 Best to go once or twice a year just to remind you self how terrible it is but that's just my experience.

>>37931556

Plz periscope event

>>37932242
If you're gonna be spending the whole night shuffling around (not the dance kind) two dude's the whole night you're either gonna seam like a weirdo that you are and your friends will probably wan't you gone after an hour OR you're friends are as autistic as you and your little threesome will stick out like a sore thumb. If latter is the case it's better for the three of you to buy some beer or chill in a bar since the music at the party will be too loud for you to talk.

>>37931741
>>37931752
If you don't live in the US, you don't matter.

>>37932037
four person get togethers are probably going to be fun - you just can't call them parties

>>37931556
post pictures
also, which country?

>>37932539
>says something dumb
>gets called on it
>comes back with something dumber

>>37932242
You may find it difficult to loosen up and be able to socialise easily in that setting without alcohol, especially since it's your first party.

Having said that, others will be drunk and therefore a lot more outgoing and talkative so you will have a good opportunity to socialise without worrying about being judged. Try to have a good time and don't think about what you are doing too much, you won't be getting judged as everyone will just assume you are tipsy

Went to first party yesterday aswell
>coworker party
>never been 2 party
>ask coworker grill is shes going
>says fuck it
>go after work
>she gets drunk in under 30min
>i have 2 beers
>drive her home
6/10 experience

>>37932849
Did you fug?? when's your court case

>>37932849
fucking white knights

>>37931556
go for the alcohol immediately and there's a good chance you'll have a good time. Just don't drink too much, though, just enough to get you feeling nice and loose and relaxed.

ALCOHOLLL YLLOLOLOLOLOLO. GRAB EM MA BOOOY.