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Doctor said I have 4 months left to live. I have 7 grand in my

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Doctor said I have 4 months left to live. I have 7 grand in my savings account. Suggest what I should do in the meantime.
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>>37930112
Send me 4k on PayPal and know that the money is going to go to me growing my family.

T. Guy with wife he met 9 years ago as a virgin and just had a son
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>>37930112
do some psychedelics. dmt, lsd, shrooms
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>>37930154
>implying that OP should donate his precious money to some random normie and his whore wife.

Made me kek.
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>>37930112
turned it into coins and have it buried with you for your trip to the afterlife. Also it will make some graverobber happy.
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Look into the work of Alan Watts.
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>>37930112
think about anything u might wanna bury with urself, dont do it for religious reasons, just do it for urself. enjoy a certain beer? buy a 6 pack n keep it in the fridge until ur day or whatever. fave snack and pack of ciggies or whatever too, a bit of gold and silver pieces for a (hopeful) next life etc

thats what id do at least
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>>37930112

heroin is cheap
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Ah life!
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>>37930173
>just fry your brain dude drugs lmao!
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Help an anon who might become homeless by sending a donation to my PayPal [email protected]
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rape children in South america
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>>37930253
yall are one desperate nigger to be begging for donations on an anonymous Nigerian pedophile acceptance forum.
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>>37930274
Yeah honestly I'm in a pretty situation myself
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>>37930290
what happened to you anon? And where do you live?
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>>37930319
I live in the USA, got kicked out by my parents half a year ago. I've been living with a couple for a week but they will kick me out too and I can't into finding a job.
I need autismbux but it's hard to get when you're already fugged
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>>37930112
Do what you've always wanted to do, rape little girls.
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Death predictions are rarely accurate, OP. What's your terminal illness anyway?
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What do you have? I would probably buy a shotgun to blow my brains out once my health deteriorates enough
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Only because he said so. Death predictions from a health "professional" actually create a voodoo effect. It's often the belief that kills you.
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>>37930112
In the case that this isn't b8, What are you sick with op
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>>37930112

Go back to the doctor and pay him to give you a better diagnosis
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>>37930112
Can i get fallout 4 on steam bro? Its like 15$ right now...
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>>37930524
virginitis
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>>37930387
Move to the Midwest
Get a crap job till you can get something else
I've seen houses for rent in my area for as little as 250$ a month, not even bad houses
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>>37930112
Pay a porn star or an expensive prostitute for sex
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>>37930112
Go do a food tour. Eat whatever the fuck you want, because your weight doesn't matter much now.

Just go somewhere else and enjoy yourself.
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>>37930112
7k wont last.
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>>37930195
He was a miserable alcoholic con artist.
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>>37930112
I hope he explained what that means. It means that given your current circumstances, you are statistically likely to die in the next four months. However, the individual is a better outcome predictor than statistics. Therefore, should you survive the next four months, you will still statistically have four months to live.
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>>37930548
What the fuck, no you haven't. $250 a month would barely pay the property tax on anything except in niggerville or a trailer park.
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Take out cash, set it on fire.
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>>37930112
>Doctor said I have 4 months left to live
pretty jealous m8
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Travel as much as you can and then assassinate your least favorite politicians. Not even kidding.
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>>37930112
hmm well buy a 5.56 or 7.62 assault rifle and kill as many BLM or muslims or antifa shit your going to die anyway
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buy a gun for sure and just everything will be free then

like go to mcdonalds and if they ask for money just stick them up
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>>37930112
Become a super hero
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>>37930112
How about you show proof you only have 4 months to live what do you have I smell BS and queer larping
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>>37930424
Homosexuality my man hes diagnosed as a full blown faggot
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>>37930233
Do this. You will feel incredibly happy and unless you overdose, the drugs arent going to be what kills you anyway.
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>>37930112
Give me the 7k and I will assist you in dying faster
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>>37930112
Can you just give me 20 dollars on paypal? Plez?
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>>37930112
How much does a trip to the middle east cost?
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