>"Good morning, Anon! I made eggs, toast and extra bacon

>>37928809
Christianity is about turning the other cheek.
You're not following your religion if you're ready to fight.

>>37928809
>dumb roastie wants me to spend all my life savings to march across Europe to Antioch just so I can die for a Pope I've never cared for in my life.

This is exceedingly dumb. Also you do realize that pretty much all the Crusades except for like 3 of them were complete disasters? There is a reason Europeans decided to find an alternate route to Asia for spices. Its because they got their sorry asses handed to them.

Tip my fedora before slicing her in half with my katana folded over three trillion times throughout generations of the best Japanese bladesmiths

Christianity is an abrahamic desert cult like mudslims and judens. They are the same. The crusades were to take the Holy Land back to the right people. Its back in jew hands now = no more crusades

>bacon

Implying I'd marry a non-vegan Christian roastie.

>>37928821
>telling people what their religion is about
go be intolerant elsewhere shitlord
next youll tell me i cant have a child bride even though mohammad did

Fucking hell women can we just get to the part where we massacre Byzantine citizens?

>>37929409
There's nothing wrong with meat in general, but bacon and processed meat is just asking for cancer

>>37928809
I'll get up when I'm ready thanks for the food was getting of noodles rice and beans

she's catholic right

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>>37928809
>give up a life of sin
>Christian
Choose one

>>37928821
In the Bible, God literally helps the israelites destroy entire armies. If you think Christianity is solely about "turning the other cheek" and "peace and love" you're misinformed.